Episode 165: League (Live from Montreal!)

In this episode we discuss stupidity, pregnancies, and fantasies with a special friend, live from Montreal!

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hey guys I’m a little bit on the crazy
side and that I will do anything anyone

tells me to do and we’ll go to extreme
for stupid jokes

anyway I fear I may have accidentally
gotten into a gay sexting relationship

Co I was joking around with a buddy of
mine talking about butts

and long story short I told him I was
going to send him a pic of my ass

he didn’t believe me but i frikin did it

you’ll he then told me he said at his
profile pic

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and thought it was funny

a few days later he asked me for another
saying the first one was low quality

night didn’t think much of it but skip
to a couple months later and he texts me

again can you send me a new profile pic
my mom deleted the old one

as a joke I replied nope sorry man
you’re but less

lol he then replied then send me a
better but

pic please stating that he’s looked at
the same pic for too long and that he

should

that I should send him a sideview call

I guess my question is is he jacking off
to my butt?

I should I send him more

he I’ll probably send him one more

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joke going

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I got kinda hot about it

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you’re a hot guy to him which is nice

to hey for you to have for them to us

with you I really like that sentence
structure preposition now and 90 times

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and would you send a butt picture to a
guy

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novel it to your friends at a homosexual

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hetero

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spa near the picture my but you’re

checking out with that’ll areas haha
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now you I’m sending you more and more
and all hahaha that’s funny I’m letting

you blow me this is the

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she agrees in Hebrew but still

um I think it’s fine

it doesn’t really matter you’re giving
someone a gift who cares

what I gave you if I gave you any
present

if you jerk off to it that’s your
prerogative and like

you give me a lovely pen for my birthday
last year and you better believe I’ve

noted on absolutely you have i’ve you
know they’ve got a gift ever though I

really nice quick will be a little
harder it’s a fountain pen

homebound an adult I and yeah it’s rainy
well how ya red blue series fountain pen

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seeing drenched in Seattle absolutely

and I appreciate it here’s the problem
with a nude pictures and I think

everybody can

related there’s a little bit nobody’s
ever satiated by them

all you f you send a nude picture the
response is always like that so hot that

so hot that so what can I have another
one yeah

so like you’re going down this rabbit
hole we’re gonna have a little fun

sending him pictures up your ass

yeah using the waterside View isn’t that
a downgrade

play all these pics love you too it is
so hard to one we’re covering it

the one where I can see the private
parts

the you can see why I like teasing like
bikini is hotter than new the dry if

anything it’s a little weird to the lake
has a specific demand you know side well

you’ve got a fetish yeah he likes I’d
bust through that the leg side but

but I do like your theory that porn is
like the Pringles once you pop you can’t

stop it just makes you will

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there on the guy with the mustache on
the job I could see him jerking off the

side but

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actually asked us so we can answer and

talk about we do

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into the attacking option I sent him or

is probably start to cut him off we him
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you’re like a drug dealer you know one
and send them down that road

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for advice Obama sought myself in quite
the sexual pickle

I’ve been dating this amazing girl for
over seven months now

and everything is going amazeballs
whenever they start like that it’s never

actually going amazing we love each
other

and are highly attracted to one another
yet we have yet to have

actual sex we’ve got as close to six as
he can get without penis

in vaginal penetration handjobs blowjobs
even anal

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done it the way God intended it to be
the her biggest fear is getting pregnant

which I totally understand

but I’ve said I’d wear a condom and also
pull out before ejaculation

she still doesn’t seem to trust these
methods the birth control

start appeals have sex is an infinite
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he use that word incorrectly dunlap sick

so here’s my question how can I convince
my girlfriend to let me have sex with

her

and are there any other method of birth
control we can try

the sides condoms and birth control
pills

which she can’t get because she’s still
17 I don’t know about that rule

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you can’t you can a birth control policy
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doesn’t matter

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you read that question earlier I
crunched some numbers to see indeed how

a what was the efficacy of condoms and

verses pulling out the withdrawal method
I found out

kind of a gray area answers because
there’s one percentage that says

condoms are eighty-five percent
effective when used incorrectly

and when used correctly there
ninety-eight percent effective great

pulling out

is about fifty percent effective when
used incorrectly know if you ask me to

be zero percent effective

same with condoms if you put it on your
face if you do it wrong

0 percent how do you do it wrong and
it’s still 85

and left the wrong is putting your
entire body in the condom

if you do it wrong 0 percent effective

according to me a so eighty five to
ninety eight and then pulling out was

like 50 percent effective to 96 percent
when done correctly

your chosen me right now but go ahead if
you do them both correctly

this is a just a tip for this guy you
are crunching these numbers you will

never have sex

luckily been

what we have done it for you if you use
a condom correctly and pull out

which is so unnecessary the odds have
you getting

a seaman are the spring get into Iraq is
one in over 12,000 cell

if this girl is worried about getting
pregnant

he should just make sure to say I’m
gonna use it correctly I’m actually

gonna put it on my penis

I’m actually gonna take my penis out
somehow before

I ejaculate and it’s still she Street if
she still needs more

like a third-level a layer a

birth control there’s also the calendar
sits system which means you can’t get

pregnant close to your

actual ministration day so that’s still
not enough for her I fear that she just

doesn’t wanna fuck this guy

then again he’s getting anal

now

that’s true and that bats could open up
but

is a little I have not had any other way
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you skipped over

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home run and he’s like I don’t touch 3rd

com does it still count

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of getting pregnant she doesn’t wanna do

this guy and

in the the J you know what I did some I
did some research as well

that has been watched a lot of porn
earlier I do

than I did I years now we got a free
fleshlight for performing here

the could show you I don’t have it now

I threw it away just getting into my bag
class

I alright so I did some research as well
I

one thing they came across it was
interesting that complex with the

research a little bit

is they advise not combining the two
methods

I’ll using a condom and pulling out
because sometimes in your haste to pull

out

you’re not gripping the bottom of the
condom and that she could slip right

often and that’s not good that’s just a
bag a common your girlfriend which is

what I call myself sometimes

I am really does the walking back have
come

I so there’s that the other thing is the

is is that so what you’re saying which
is she doesn’t wanna fuck you occurs

you know she may just not be ready for
sex all you can really do is not

pressure your girlfriend ever have sex
but you can

sure say hey I’ve researched this amount
and this these are the chances that you

getting pregnant and if you don’t want
to do it that’s fine but it is wanted to

put all the research on the table here

and your call yeah no pressure

no pressure but these are the numbers
but

but butts butts butts proof is in the
pudding doesn’t

arm I’d like anal sex I think

who’s this chick that’s given it up so
easily

this this this is but a whore Spain

polls are ever had

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bourbon apple juice odier I

alright so have an open conversation
with her tell her it’s not actually

risky if she still doesn’t wanna sleep
with you odds are maybe she just doesn’t

wanna do that or something but you know
I try to enjoy the buttsex what’s

happening cuz I

do guarantee this is the only time
you’ll ever get that this willy nilly

again is it the child complaining about
getting dessert without having to eat

vegetables

all that’ll sexism that bad

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that I really really like we’re pretty
close and kinda flirty

if she were anybody else I would be
positive that she likes me the thing is

she’s away out of my league think like
that

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smart

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I could be better and not nice and I’m
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do girls ever date below their legal
it’s so what’s the best way to court a

girl

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that because

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if you look at it like people their

leagues that’s crazy

here’s the thing if you’re hooking up
with a girl she is in your league

the problem is this guy is treating
league’s as attractiveness but league is

all-encompassing

I can’t date someone is more physically
attractive than me in fact I almost

exclusive did Lido

all my friends hookup with girls all
your ideas are like they look at you and

how every girl you’re with mango

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just like regular league’s

leagues are more than just points wasn’t
basketball

the i three Jordon can trouble he can’t
shoot but he still getting paid more

than Steph Curry you know why because he
can play defense he can rebound you can

block the shot laptop now

the so yeah well they are popular

conventionally attractive but maybe
you’re better at other things and girls

don’t actually necessarily care about
that kinda stuff as much as guys so I

would say that they do in fact a below
their attractiveness level of analysis

early below their league

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she’s very cool and pretty in the end
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he has to be like is this girl for me as
opposed to can I be where the for her

that’s a huge membership that’s when you
turn a thinking game and you like

although I like you but what you gonna
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different shapes and sizes and the fact

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everybody wants this crazy parser no one
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think is gonna go to your point

because when you describe this girl he
didn’t say hot first

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smart bennies that she was beautiful

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is narcissistic but what’s attractive is

some kinda being into me

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that are anti hill moonu

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farming like I like the girl over there

that sent to me I suppose a girl is over
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doesn’t even know I exist lately like it
you like a girl because you think she

looks like a girl that would be into you
like you walk into a room in use can you

like oh that girls kindly hipster

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it’s like oh I’m attracted to that title

I’m just a girl Robocop statue yeah
think that targeted you i hired the land

on a girl thats

looks like a type a girl I would like
you are she she has the actually has to

be into you

on my experience is any time I go after
the girl that I think that I would

really really like

it ends up being the girl that’s like
the worse set for me

the girl who ends up being that I like
is like I’ll just a genuinely nice

person that likes being around

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two sentences or less what’s this guy do
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he wants to know essentially Kenny take
it to the next level with your girls a

couple guys below their league can
easily do it

abandon leak all the time almost almost
exclusively a couple guys

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there is no league

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their lives here I know you want to know
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can fuck her in the butt

the other guy what so that brings us to
our next in Laie the ham

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you guys money I’d like to try to reel

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sexual fantasy for a few years now that

I can’t seem to make a reality and

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about that

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why that’s so great for another girl and
for another dude coming year like

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here let me let you and tell you why in
my face in fancy two ladies the two

ladies are also into each other

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fantastic

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fun doing it like ensure you’re looking
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of

us a two other girls so she said it’s
not a question of whether you’re saying

this is an awkward moment but

what I get in return is okay this is a
deal all do with another guy

if we do with another girl I I think it
is worth

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don’t imagine yourself to marry this

woman because then it’s like oh I am I
gonna marry a girl in like 20 every time

like

all me and another guy fucked my wife I
don’t think that’s okay

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but there’s a little bit ownership when

it comes to sex

there’s a little bit like I put my thing
in you are we put are things together

and now I can to get you for a bit

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it sis its but its if you combine that
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if I think if your gonna go for like I
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love

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baby it’s casual I’m just taking my
being double stacked

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true true love one the most like

incredible fantasy that he/she has ever
had is pretty rewarding in itself but

they’re not to say that’s without
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I think I’ve lady luck over there and I
love her

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dream is like great but at the end the

i’d

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loud

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you guys respond to a girl if she asked

you that

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randomly them into the night but

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10 like

ultimate scale dreams I want I want her
to have

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going to be a hard thing for me then of

course

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if it’s your ultimate dream where if you

die and you say I’ve never had this
before

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I would do I think it will be someone

that I envision being with forever I
don’t know if they can have that vision

over me

but if it’s somebody that I don’t
imagine being with for the rest of my

life I think it’s a

worthwhile price to pay and with the
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