Episode 130: Sexual Training

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In this episode we discuss leaving people, teaching people, and hugging people.

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discuss call

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cuz
these are real

emails from real people but we’re

gonna
give them pseudonyms of sorts to

preserve the anonymity

okay let me love you engender you’re
looking to

okay okay %uh bring me closer to the
light

dear be a good idea a

okay here we go we need a lady Lori

Beth
dead bird

what though funk with that made by

through doing all that

a gap Lori Beth den Berg your rights

hey guys hopefully this email won’t

be
too long and 21 and I broke up with

my

first boyfriend

to a two years around eight months

ago
however

we started talking again and kinda

sorta
agreed to be friends with an

inevitable

relationship when we’re both ready

now this sounded great to me until we
started hanging out more and he

reminded

me why we broke up in the first place

he’s a really nice guy but he does a

lot
a shady things that hurt me

and he’s starting to do it again I’m
torn because I don’t know whether I

actually want to be with him and I’m
scared off by these little things

because I’m cautious or whether I’m

just
holding on to what is comfortable

because I’m afraid I can’t find

anything
or anyone better

please help me because my friends

don’t
know what’s going on we’re keeping

this

a secret until it’s legit

just thought I should also mention

that
when I’m not with him

I miss him and I just feel absolutely
shitty I hate the thought of him with

anyone else

and after all that time I was still

not
even close to being over him which

makes

me think how much he really means to

me

you guys are awesome and seriously

got
me through a breakup hopefully you

can

take charge of my love life haha

thanks

love Lori Beth Lori Beth

from what your initial thoughts to

that

a that he doesn’t sound smart what

you
doing

the fact that her friends don’t know

hmm

you claiming anything red anytime you
try to keep your relationship under

wraps

because you’re your big beers that

your
friends will hate you for it

also the idea of staying awake

I don’t know if I’m just sticking

with
him cuz I don’t think there’s

anything

better

here there’s definitely somebody

there’s

you can definitely do better if the
person you’re with

a does a lot of shady little things

that
hurt you

yeah that’s not that’s not our son
little shitty things better if this

guy

does a lot of she had a little things
that hurt you but I’m not sure I

could

buy the heavy better

typically you did the best you can

find
is somebody that hurts you

food so when that your self rated

tell
your friends up there you’ve been

kept

in it

keeping it under wraps

someone that you’ve already broken up
with because it hasn’t worked worked

out

before

yeah and she’s 21 and she’s afraid

like
a party’s met all the people like me

the right note 20 u21 that means that
basically starts in two years

yeah so for this is a preseason yeah
these are real human

nothing callous a movie with
international waters

you could be boxing a kangaroo and
nobody would arrest you until you’re

twenty three-years-old

yes it definitely definitely

definitely
don’t be friends with him

if this mostly its already bad before
you guys are you get back together

yeah you know what line i think is

very
illuminating

is a I hate the thought of him with
anyone else

yasser feel like that the real the
reason that as the reality at

you are you not over it I think that
your

saber over he was like I still care
about him

yep Italy you’re just not over the

fact
that he’s going to date other people

this is also probably her first break
notice her first break up 21 and I

broke

up with my first boyfriend of two

years
around eight months ago

he’s going to be with other people
that’s good use that to start the

year

that as a positive

because when he starts dating other
people that means you guys were

actually

over over it’s not over until someone
sex dating somebody else you up to

start dating other people yeah you’re
gonna find someone that doesn’t do a

lot

of shitty little things

raped so why would you be upset that
your

ex-boyfriend was dating other people
because she wants to be with

she’s like we were together for two
years that’s ten percent in my life

you should be with other people he
should be under

you should be in a glass case some
frozen of sorts yes

I cry genic chamber fiber per view

only
existed when we were together

and no I’m when your own time else
that’s fine

here’s an interesting theory do you
think your friends you know Alex and

eyes in a bad relationship

you don’t know it but your friends do
yes do you think your friends know

more

than you do about your relationship

like she should you put more weight

on
what your friends think

Lake you can only get married to

someone
at nine if you’re ten friends approve

at like all your friends don’t like a
girl doesn’t seem like that’s a good

sign I feel like you should be able

to
get married

that the league you need to have

ninety
percent approval rating from your

friends

in order to get married I guess

I definitely agree with a little bit
what you’re saying

cuz you a dividend it these

everything I
don’t agree with

these regulatory everything worked

with
a majority looking for 71 percent it

would be important that my friends

and
family like do they

got it but I like that I like let’s

get
ten of them together have the mall

give

the thumbs up for the thermal only a
double-blind Paul

there would be a thumbs up thumbs

down
can I do like influenced by other

people’s decision not talking about
online casting a ballot

if your friends like you’re just like
your mates I really would like it to

be

in a downturn and it and you are

there
to be a poll involved

and not just the 10 people you choose

I
want you to choose a hundred and then

statistically randomized 10 of those

100
people

and then nine at a ten have to

approve
this guy gets she’s hiding the facts

former friends and she must know that
our friend the lake

yeah if your friend how often as it

were
all the your friends don’t like your

other

and you’re right and they’re all your
friends are on yeah

it’s never that rate all your friends
are on

no you’re on yes that’s that the slug

I all your friends are on no you’re
wrong

welcome to the dystopian future in

which
night at ten people have to agree for

people to get married it’s kinda like
the witness thing

yeah like you have to have witnesses
a.m. wedding her I feel like that’s

the

big innings at that lot like

of you can’t you can have two people
present we think this is a good idea

then it’s not

it that’s what that is the other

tissue
so

like for example a I had a girlfriend
were

all my friend secretly resented her

who
not just

yep bad I wanna know

but now I’ve had a bed ladies that my
friends enjoy

rate have ever had a girl that your
friends like missed when you broke up

I am like oh no don’t break up

I don’t I still wanna hang out with

her
more than you no

and I don’t think so or did you hang

out
with your ex-girlfriends friends

after

he broke up

know every time a get out a

relationship

it’s pretty in the entire world is

gone
yeah

they’ve really shot themselves

liability
a and I to them

a people to realize that like when I
break up with you

I’m breaking up with olive your

family
and friends I won’t see your parents

ever again

but the equivalent of me dying yeah

yeah

II and I at the lake that it’s more

are you every time I’ve ever broken

up
with

somebody my friends are excited not
because they didn’t like that person

but

they’re like

excited that I would be single going

out
with the media

right yea and they’re all like are

there
trying to like you know be positive

for

you yeah breaking up is always a
positive

today you know was a weird feeling a

bit
one of your ex girlfriend meeting

another wannabe ex-girlfriends

parents

yeah so think about like one of your
girlfriends meeting

a girlfriend’s parents look like it

take
two things they are very familiar

with

but like have never been in the same
room like

know about their existence have

learned
through this story and it kinda crazy

it’s like a light for love the bar

Mitz
are your seventh grade friend thing

out

there six great friends and they’re

not
necessarily friends

yeah with more like it your parents
meeting

somebody else’s parents yeah other
apparently

a our parents have ever met have a

haha
thats interesting

like I’m so familiar with your

parents
you’re so familiar with my period yet

have a larger Arizona medication at

moto

a like could you imagine by Bob

talking
to your dad

now that’s cool I think they’d get

along
yet they realize wait a minute

that’s actually a really good power
couple your mom your dad hi mom yeah

I

didn’t say why didn’t deserve

my mother for years the right near

yeah
actually make that deserves your butt

but the creative I relief then go

white
slut would benefit everything oprah’s

the hell I bowed out at my dads

league
but she is not at your dads League I

had

a friend

whose dad our friends mom

start dating another friend’s dad and

in
the end up getting married

a friend’s world oh that’s I yeah i

know
i know:

people like that too and then my two
friends become steps yeah

like the IRA I want that I love what

in
your step brothers

huh just like that movie me you &

Irene

up I alright so they both to this

girl
is don’t worry

you’ll find someone better if you

find
someone who does shitty

little things to you a lot it’s not

good
Indian get over

have your boyfriend be with somebody
else like him be with someone else

is him being far away from you and
that’s good cuz you needed to be far

away from you see you can

move on it sort of a classic first
breakup email

you don’t you really understand what
breakups are when you’ve only had one

this is the finding out and we find

out
the next time the next time the next

on

the list is crazy I can keep

anyone what is it me is it me and
obviously after

five or six times it probably is you
alright

let’s go to the next leg butler’s I
opening

a few Nov 23 staring into a mirror

its
bugging you

me hurt you I mean us and iPad

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question

that we need to do to me I keenan
thompson

mean very good he’s been in

was seen all that flick for how long
five years years in all that for a

time

that he was in

is as long as an only child and he

was
in like his entire life a sketch

comedy

pretty cool no wonder he’s so fucking
comfortable

for them camera which level on the

show

it’s not a bad idea streeter if

you’re
listening can you ask 15 in porous

leave I a alright ken Thompson rights

so mean four-fifths of my best

friends
have been a friendship group press

long

as I can remember

the problem is it’s become a bit of a
habit for us

all to exchange a hard when we first
meet and then part away

although I love them all very dearly

I
don’t know if I’m comfortable hugging

all the time

as I think a quick hand lock is

cooler
and buy less

effort I’ve tried extending the arm

out
early to show them that I’d prefer a

handshake but pushing it out of the

way
I’m going for the grand embrace

appears

to be a greater sin a friendship to

them

making me look like a real but we bet
unfriendly is it weird for me to

bring

this up

should I just learned how to hug my
friend that everyone I meet how often

do

you guys hug each other

and other close friends %uh viewers
thanks love

keenan mmm

how often do you hug me not enough

I what are your thoughts on hugging

in
general

I like to hug yet I’m pro

I don’t think I think overthink it
either way the lake that has those

the

Hudson is really nice did

to I do like a firm handshake as well
yeah

I your I like I in years this is this
was really do

I think you are UNIX or river

a secret handshake I you know how

the residue the yeah you’ll take your
arms forearm grab yes I like I’ll

that a shake your hand they would

like
shake amir’s forearm in the new

internship I think like they did like
three hundred percent yeah

iMovie own should that was blocking

it
did you remember their brotherhood

proliferating a tight look for a
fictional one

its I the so yeah baby that’s what I

do

secret handshake at the gate is a

good
solution what he should not do is say

that it doesn’t like how good I feel
like that would result in a lot a hug

ng yeah yeah once you’re out it is

the
guy that doesn’t like hugging they’re

just gonna hug with shit at a year

oh yeah yeah they’re gonna have like
erases to see you can hug you long as

the strongest

and don’t even tell one of them to

know
tell the other one and I’ll start

Saudi

Arabia

he’s worried that how much are they
hugged his group would like five

dudes

how much are your friends will have

to
how much a with all your friends be a

dog in free to bring it up

like this is getting really weird he

had
no he just

he’s just so vehemently against

Turkey
yeah

he things a handshake is cooler on
Tuesday

I read that line again that’s right

it I think we can lock is cooler and
less

effort I hey yeah I think that’s what
you don’t like an audience that

you’re

doing better there than

I guys notice we’ve been hugging more
and more but I do think it quick

headlock is cooler

less effort good I think ideally we
should pray

put in the least amount of effort
possible towards our

greetings and what’s it called when

you
leave someone

the opposite agreed big greetings and
goings

3s don’t bring it up do not bring it

up

is it weird to me to bring it up you

ask
yes I should I

learn how to hug my friends and

everyone
I me yeah

I would say so have DS hug each other
and other close friends

I with their had my friends with that

I
haven’t seen for a while every time I

see them yeah if jesse came over

right
now

I hope Rinehart you would argue and I
think I think so

I think I would like to think we

would
hug and you know it and then we would

hug each other

benefit on a VM this my whole family
right before we leave a room say I

love

you

yeah

so I this is I believe everybody has
different ways of saying it would

defray

the

Yeley levels a whatever comfort with

intimacy that is a thing the love you

by
like

my family is never said love you yeah

I
say I love you too my mom maybe lee

a terse eight or nine times before we
get off the phone

alright I so I and II

you brought your YouTube riders get

over
it Hindu like a lighthouse

yeah I’ll say get over it and take

the
secret handshake I think those are

two

very viable options if you don’t want

to
get a beautiful embrace like if they

hug

you you just put one arm up in pat on
the back

and that’s nice well you just aren’t

as
quite as huggable

you’re talking to your him you’re

very
hard

I i right let’s go on to question the
third

okay from the good one girl

amanda Bynes

herself amanda Bynes rates

Hayat I’ve been seeing this guy for a
while now he’s very early cute

funny and has lots at the same

interests
as me lately things have been getting

pretty steamy and 18 my apartment he
told me that he has a foot fetish

any asked if you’d be down to try it

out
in bed I said yes of course

I’ve never been with a guy with a

fetish
before and thought it would be a cool

experience

little did I know I have super

ticklish
feet any time he tried to touch my

feet

or do anything I started to laugh

until
there were tears coming out my eyes

and

I kicked my legs spastic Lee

we tried this on several different
occasions and I just couldn’t not

laugh

no matter how hard I tried

a few nights ago we were in the

bedroom
and he went straight to the feet

I went into my routine ok biting my

lip
super hard trying not to focus on how

to

take us my feet where but I can help

it

I let out a huge laugh before I knew

it
he grabbed my foot super hard yanked

it

and went what the fuck is your

problem

i got really scared and it hurt

pretty
bad so i jus got up and left

he’s been texting me apologizing for

the
last few days saying we don’t have to

do

feat stuff anymore but I’m so freaked
out

is this my fault should I go back to
hammer just leave them forever

and try to forget how mortifying

that was thanks live on forever

I absolutely leisure hmm

knowing God it is you physically hurt
you he has to go to jail for that

a Pew we’re not even talking about
leaving him

Murdoch knew about coming back to him
with the police uploader course you

do

not go to give him another chance

whom anybody who has that in him is
kinda scary

yeah like do you now you know if he

ever
gets madder like to a breaking point

he can physically snap he is

emotionally
I

able to just pop this is pretty early

on
in the relationship where he’s

getting

this he did

over a fetish in your giggling yeah

so

imagine like things going going a

ride
down the road like all good things

that

happen if you will

are not guilty Wednesday with with so
many yeah

when something isn’t like cutesy not
ever romantic comedy

right you giggling like tickles your
feed just grabbing your ankles saying

what the fuck is wrong with you

yeah anytime like anybody that is

that
can a

inflict pain on you yeah

and doesn’t quite certain it seems

like
it seems like he went crazy for a

second. like he lost control of his

own
body

what I mean I can understand snapping

in
getting

and yelling but yanking her foot

you never allowed to do you can’t do
that

me a course not so what should she
saying but the nice way of letting

them

down

I’m what you did scared me and I

don’t think I can ever be fully
comfortable with you again I don’t

know

enough about like

I domestic abuse to

to give like real advice on how to

get
out of that situation

even but I I’d think my god is like

I wouldn’t blame you leaving I met

one
situation because then I think that

gives him too much power

to apologize and say how it will

never
happen again you always have to say

like

I’m not interested in a relationship

not
because of that but just

in general in general cuz I weigh

like
how do you

if somebody says hey I don’t want to

be
with you because

yelled at you that one time then you
would say I’ll never yell you get

them

so sorry

never dropped the assault Andrea okay
well I guess that the only thing

so I’ll give you know the chance but

if
I’m like

I want to be with you because I don’t
feel like being with you holds my

teeth

it’s not because that one moment it

was
because it’s more so

I don’t wanna be with you because now

I
know you’re capable grabbing mean

yelling at me

right by his win give him any kernel
that he can latch onto and apologize

for

I’ll just say I don’t I do wanna be

with
you met that’s all she has to say

should

have to save by

and she doesn’t owe him an

explanation
as to I mean it’s great

it’s more than he deserves that you
didn’t answer his texts rate your

very

thoughtful to have

placated him enough to the Ste

have them rubs kiss do it every actor
Pete

thing just let him know that it’s not
gonna happen under no

there will be US circumvent this is

just
a this is not going to happen

you can stop trying and you out the

tele
y you don’t have to

a honestly if you aren’t you

read in text Jake gimme the address

I’ll
beat the shit outta

like God I’m serious a really Willard

OH

I’ll go there with my brother and put

a
frightening it did you doing nothing

mike is do it a conflict me my

brother
will go down to

it into you know dude is a

he added me my brother air maker you

get
a

yeah Micah gravis the javits be
completely on a bar

good job Micah how does that I want

to
get too close he looks kinda riled up

and strong

and get as sick right now so I’m not
interested in serving a little

ill otherwise I’d be getting in there
with them Micah

the specific questions where is this

my
fault

no should I go back to hammer just

leave
them for ever

leaving for ever them forever that’s

an
easy one that’s it

I was the as the full extent the
question curtsy elect

for her might be like a harmless

thing
like I was giggling in any got kinda

mad

add but it’s scary that he snapped

yeah

any grab your flight really hard it
right

he inflicted physical harm upon you

during a sexual thing which kinda

makes
it even creepier

yeah I’d never again what’s a a one
strike and you’re out policy that

this

dude

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what else should be talked about

another

commercials were good the several is
coming up

yeah six days away from when people

are
listening you think

in the world on Monday people are

still
talking about deflate gate

I think now the people are listening
there’s there is a region a

reasonable

logical explanation pearl

as to why eleven other two alls were
deflated and none of the other balls

were

yeah I like your theory overrode ball
boy

just like figuring he’d help out TB

in
the clutch

yeah like Tom you feel that little
deflated right that was me

sheesh I can’t know about that

a do you have an opinion on that

are you just sick of hearing about it

I
am

my only real I its it sounds shady

a I guess like their night about how

eleven of the 12 balls the Patriots
these were deflated it to any legal

capacity so that Tom Brady can throw
them easier and then the coach and to

embrace that we are know why that
happened

the more I hear about it the more AP
Lake

I mean to me bill bill check cut a

check
that way I don’t picture him like

handling the game balls right tell me
the idea ruins

who literally chooses the the

historical
a little thinner

cumple one thing he said was that I
inspect the balls

you know that by by my specification

the
balls are perfect

and I choose the ball you mean and

that
I expect them to be out on the field

that’s what he said yeah and eleven

of
the 12 balls were under inflated

so the tooth so the one thing one
takeaway from Brady’s press

conference

was that he’s in charge up the ball

and
the balls are bad

and that the me you know the upshot

of
all it was that the balls are

under-inflated

so

if you like if you remove the one

thing
he said which was

I don’t know how or why but you do

have
the fax i jus the balls

amiable brother inflated I believe he
had something to do with it but

the second half there still outscored
the Colts

it’s true 28 whatever $28.00 versus

17

euro 3777 in the first half min

so well he s

did some shady stuff he still

he still woulda won anyway yeah it is

a
weird controversy never hear about

ball

deflating

in any other sport or in football

really
this is the what for them it’s kind

so we’ll see what happens stay tune

here
a case

you don’t follow any sources were

gonna
be following deflate gate at

this is like this is a a section of

our
podcast but nobody

if they like sports they were not

smart
enough to be talking about it they’d

always towards this means nothing

but I will say that I I will I think

I
will formally

choose the Patriots so during the

Super
Bowl

up because %uh this I want them to

win
it walking to overcome to flee get

adversity really do

alright and arches the Seattle

Seahawks
right same

same stakes I love with stakes all

talk
about the sticks or get back to

people

I think there’ll be another episode
before the Super Bowl I I am

yet the shows that we keep promoting

are
over by the tennis

releases so hopefully we had fun in
Austin and Houston

a.m. give anything said he wanted to

the
last question

was just good to the last question
before I die AFP

before he takes me home a

this is getting another girl the end
even know another girl

in all that on bigger picture them

but I
can’t remember their face

jazz disc it’s okay you can describe

the
picture is the goth eliminates dead

year the girl with a lemonade stand
rates so this guy and I have been

banging for a couple months now

on and off it started out as a

drunken
hook up an hour starting to have less

drunk sex

and it just keeps getting better and
better the only thing is that this

guy

is pretty inexperienced he’s never

had a
girlfriend or even hooked up with

anyone

sober I don’t think

and so although he’s getting better

he
still not as great

as I think it should be we’re both in
early twenties and I’ve had a few

relationships now so unfortunately I
know what I’m missing out on

like isn’t it just basic to go down

on a
girl

he says he’s never done it he did it

one
time on me and I thought how bad can

it

be

it was so bad it was like he was

choking
down there

I mean other things have been bomb

but
then he says things

after about how he fucked me so good

but
it’s really only mediocre to me

help this guy’s sweet and I can tell

he
really likes me but I don’t know how

to

get him to be more sexually educated

and
experienced

should I just got him gently should I
tell them to talk to other guy

friends

about it

how do I train is due to reach its

full
sexual potential

thanks love girl it eliminated love

that
too

that it does dude is like I fucked

you
so good had actually yeah

I was a on our five at it and I guess

was sewed fucking ridiculous Ross aku

I think we both had an amazing night

to
be both orgasm the lodge that was the

best part

was the best sex a hmm

she’ll on a mediocre see it on a

media
and a

only bad mama Sita’s are you

pro or against are you pro or con

on a girl the

explaining how to have sex with her
better did

ER right I

a my god damn casanova that being

said I
did not respond well to constructive

criticism

I will blubber cry curse

and say what the fuck is wrong with

you
yeah you’ll get defensive

angry scared jealousy had etc love
sparks you could

if you know how to do it what a US

gave
the guy that got you that you like

that

no i i think that’s great I would I
respond

positively to not that I get a lot

hey

you know the enemy I look like get a
lotta I’ll

be back in their room gathers is so a
red

third a sector are awake growth

slowed
back here

her I yeah I think

there’s just the right way and a

wrong
way so what’s the right nice way

just have open discussion in the late

a I have but even like which is that

mr.

in that you may like some studies bar
like yeah a

I like having sex with you a lot of
times it’s really awesome

and but I want you to go down on me

more

or whatever I think you’d if there’s

up
like in the moment like

faster harder deeper her so wait till

it
happening and then goddam

like a the Coach Outlet something

really
bad and that she’s

got a straight-up be like I mean he
knows he’s an experience he knows

that

he went down to be for the first time

I
with you yeah

so goals and be back it was a real be
back it may be tough conversation

have

anybody be a little defensive at

first

but I think ultimately its gonna lead

to
you

better sex for both of you yet seems

to
be a vice here’s the same when you

give

constructive criticism to anything

like if you’re reading someone’s crib
you don’t feel you’re not like so

this

is what was wrong with it

you’re like oh this was great I

really
love this and this and this in order

to

at but can I suggest to do this this
this to make it even better

exactly seventy the on still with

notes
like

suppose you have specific notes and
sometimes yes general it’s like

this character like is really funny

like
I like when you do this but like I

want

you to explore it yeah

yeah so they keep yet take this is a
good rough draft but like I really

think

that when you get to like the

polished
final version you should make this

this

and this has given some creative

control

say like I like when you tease me but
you’re necessarily say hello

to tease you nearly let him interpret
some these notes

yeah your has just thank you I can

see
that

and yeah I’m under the covers here

just
just squeeze in it actually I’m

peeing

are you I’m completely in cotton I
speaking up continence

Notting want to get into this could I
don’t remember what the fuck the deal

was

a completely incontinent do you still
masturbate when you’re sick

from third is it actually does it

take a
dive

yeah I have a bus to be the been sick
the story let your body focus on

getting

healthier

yeah I have this weird theory that

’em
that the

by like three men inside me is like

it’s
helping me he’ll

I’ll I it’s just like my masculine

man
juice

yeah I rebuilding as its not like

being
expelled out into the world they’re

like

alright well what else do we do with
this body

a let’s rebuild them don’t let use

the
sperm we can make him stronger

the as if we have the technology the
sperms are like little soldiers sort

of

fighting you think sperms are like

white
blood cells that are

late in the disease is still a go I

have
all the all the positive

stuff in my body juices flowing yet

so I

so a

I wanna I want this permit me yet

it’s
like when you’re driving that got him

pass something that smells he changed
the air conditioning to like this

cycle

within the

car ago in any of the outside forces
getting an

exactly back to earth a pair this is

you
explain it to be allowed to go down

on

you

it really happened the other way

around
like a guy has to explain to a girl

good with a guy it kinda idiot proof

yet
you have to stick

and then appear just get to the

sticky
lips Jackie Lee

yes and the girls like we have a very
somewhat complicated machine

right and a little bit different for
every girl right they are

they’ve got a they’ve got different
parts

for everything everybody is very

unique
but you guys were a lot less unique

yet wrote this for a while %um the

long enough and you ever will

complete
its not even if its bad we appreciate

it

so much

I wouldn’t say it’s not so black and
white like there’s some

there is sometimes where a

where will

Hobart Cup what’s happening a loss

with

officious painted I just think that

life
I cut it out the route for 45 minutes

but there’s there’s like

I room on either side yeah there’s

there’s like for growth writer but
anything like bad for a girl

is actually bad and bad for guys is
still pretty great rate

like even a bad blow J we’re talking
about oral sex

yeah that’s a pretty good whereas bad
going down on a girl

can be actually bad yeah and this is

a
good test for the guy I will say this

that like if he takes it well then

like
you know that is kinda good guy but

he

gets like defensive and angry and

we’re
to

weirded out I’m jealous then that’s
kinda the red flag

rate that’s you I would go into it

with
a pure heart knowing that he

E try to take up like this from his

from his single cuz he’s gonna be
floored I like to note that he thinks

he

fucks you

great that’s what he says there might

be
a minute a small shot a small moment

where he is shocked in biz ego is
bruised

yes I just did be patient and

a let him work through it but let

know
that it comes to replace

ignorance he just hasn’t hooked up

with
a lot of girls yeah it’s kinda fun

you’re sort of your shaping this guy

and
I think both you guys have the same

goals and desires which is to have

great
sex

which is to orgasm yeah the so like

you
guys are on the same team

working towards the same goal it just
might catch you by surprise

that it’s not as great as he thinks

it
is but that’s not to say that like

it’ll

never be good

yeah definitely be there’s another
question I wanna follow up up and i

wanna see how it went

and how he’s doing very much so

perhaps
a report card

that way we can’t keep an eye on his
progress to you know if she if she’s

grading him on some sort of sliding
scale we can actually see

and chart his growth yet I like later
charges directly what was that like

way down yeah just in case I might
accidentally be choking down there

like all law block up

she s it with nose deep in it

out God I’m gonna ask your mom to

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