Episode 147: Strangling (w/ Jon Wolf!)

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Jon “Global” Wolf joins us to discuss heights, bites, and fights.

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the man the myth the legend how poll
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recording it

John wolf do you watch adventure time
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but ladies and gentlemen leaders are
heard

John global globe at all I see for the
first time on camera

howdy I rosenberg

a so for those %uh view who don’t
remember don’t know or have at least our

podcast before

we’ve regale people with stories a about

you John you found out how did you find
out that we’re top

because we didn’t know that it was going
to happen until it happened and it just

came out

and it felt right and then we started
telling stories about you

and then stories just came out of the
woodwork about you right now you have a

long reach

yeah has guided John Wall guy on

how did I find out about the John Wall
had a John will find out about you story

yeah

well I was minding my own business RA
sounds like a live I

a jack shit the whole eating

conjecture alright see reminding you I
was my own business

I get all these tweets from people I

I hey John what you’re such a colleague

I you an asshole how did you do that
right now believe you could do that I

think they’re

an unlikely ally we have a very vague
vague tweets

i’ma and I was like oh diva Roach that
some checking your language right there

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let me a see what’s up I on now

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know that all because

it was john what there is nothing else
is yeah I wasn’t

it was like we’re talking about people
that aren’t as good guys

and they were like we had about people
that are bad guys yeah and then

he said some very nice things about
George basil I completely agree with

yeah I

guy and then we’re like we hey analyst
II Oct

talked about John yeah in all the ninety
legal very subtle

dick lately did you know that I did you
know that I’d listen to the podcast

or are you just wake gonna talk shit
about me I

regardless we thought let me you’re the
one that that it

yesterday for the first time yeah I
think al is I was hoping

I guess I was looking for a name in our
actual lives instead of making one up

share and then I’d actually heard all
these evil things about you so the

though that they all came out it felt so
natural

yeah so you hurt you I’m sorry you heard
a

he heard you’re being honest for a
second yeah I like the idea what you

just said it wanted to stay the name

up somebody that was pretty nice yeah in
like

can that seemingly night right out
seemingly nice

and then I’d rather than say like woody
tiger he’s a nice guy I just jumped on

it was like yes he is a dick cuz I heard
these things as well

hey but it was sort of like from whom I
fell I

like I was at all David Lee and I i talk
about Iran a bake sale yeah the proceeds

to the KKK

who’s that girl is I with saying those
things besides you guys

cuz you one of them I gotta know there’s
a couple my last I have a list the

really short

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stories that i’ve heard about you can
use a true and false through our fault

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airplane but never eat it

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for other people here are like it smells

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bad thing they have an app like to see

the light you like this milieu which had
operated

reported dislike the smell a fast-food a
treadmill your whole entire plane right

but you never actually

you never actually did is sorta keeping
and years as a really good one yet now

i’d I’m

I don’t do that we usually do on an
airplane I

analog yeah I think about people on
airplane I

I usually say in I’ll see an
impertinence leaves I

her that I think it out yet and video it
depends on what she has to be by gerry

has a window here

Shug water after I’m down if he does
have the ps2

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am

I likely take the red eye for no
apparent reason

will then take the next flight back
agree with their other comps

or who or the opposite like you’re
saying you just use it in I’ll see your

head to be asleep with a do not
resuscitate

I I yeah you don’t wake up so now I’m a
do not disturb

yeah and nobody can get out and you only
fly when you’re congested so that you

snore loudly

yeah yeah I heard that skill I

on you should at Starbucks but don’t
lock the door

so people walk in on you I

and then there you know they feel bad I
think I did I quickly that I haven’t

heard it globally at that it had local
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putting people interact with nation
acknowledged a way yeah

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that’s better and it would not let me

say that

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have just like they had better not

listening to music

is that true now %uh that’s all that if
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hey bathrooms panetta I got I got a
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I got a large realist other things like
you know it at the end of the day this

is an advice podcast

rights I think we should do our best to
advise these people Israel people at

their sticky situations

people email us at a fiery show at gmail
dot com

and they’re in a difficult place and
mean Jake

you know will offer our guidance son has
just us and sometimes John wolf joins us

and know that this is that from this
that first time and mechanised say up

top

thank you guys so much for having me on
another chorus I’m

more than honored I’ll good more than
honored gathered

yeah I nice I feel like

I feel like we’re talking to this is
like my version to the drinks right now

like to be able to sit across it leaking
a lot

aware that our can see what he’s is
blinking a lot

him his eyes are black the whether I
really close with a makeover jerry can

hear it

um yeah thank you get this is really a
huge fan podcast

no problem second thing I want to say a
real quick sure mom

just turn it of I’ll de la masa licence
she learned your lesson

was alive hands-on they’re very
supportive the Follow Me

on Twitter and tumbler and all that
stuff hold a

mom will talk about this but I’ll let
you know how it went

yeah have been out why it went yeah or
where I

he does it yeah I’m time right now mom I
love you but

yeah now wanna be listening on my love
is for my mom

yet she listens as well %uh you the best
mom in the world I’m

better than any other mothers had that
have been mentioned so far have no it’s

not a competition as early as I

think that’s what he meant by no it’s
not a coveted because my mother’s

birthplace:

but not who did know that if you get a
lot done user I’m 0

you have two mothers you know your mom
got first place and have to yell saying

all that much of the

if its first place then it is a
competition it’s not a competition with

other counsel is among one ever took
place

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another gotta it was a competition but

nockard the competition

tonight is read this question actually
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I not until you admit to me all right we
need a girls name

global Lydia I am

maybe so in your life good I iris West

wohl with that she’s a character on the
flash CWM

it ha Conte said I’ll yep like that yeah

i right here’s my problem right

iris West a nineteen year old girl from
New Zealand and I don’t think I’m

particularly unattractive but there’s
one thing that is letting me down

I’m 6-foot-1 and while that’s not
ridiculously tall

I feel like it’s the first thing guys
notice and I worry it turns them off

I’ve had crushes on shorter guys but
they’ve never really been interested in

me

and when they are interested it feels
we’re going on dates with them and I

feel like people are staring at us

and I just being paranoid even guys the
same height as me tend to bring it up

does a girl have to be shorter than her
boyfriend and would

either a view to date

a girl thats taller than you my dad says
short guys will get short man syndrome

getting secure and beat me up but is it
rude to eliminate an entire group with

the population from my dating pool just
because at their height

thanks Irish West that mirus West to
emancipate yourself from your father

Bruce saying that I’m sure he was just
joking is this

and bearded some taller than you um

problem it you probably but I’m 620 so

someone taller than is like an inch
taller than me maybe you dated a

6-foot-3 and its deadly path regard to
nature

i think is this is New Zealand selection
is actually the shortest girl there

right yet everywhere you never 64 plus
last messages yet no

everyone else in New Zealander Hobbit
yeah for that much I and dash youth

a jar and a half feet tall and everybody
else through she’s a key role in OCR

have you dated someone taller than you
Jake I

will I do believe buxom be a solid to
make for sure how’s that

great I would day I don’t I mean I never
really dated

was dating you her light not really what
is it

well as you can oh my god like more than
never even heard only I’ve had sex with

them

I was examining word I’m I MEDLINE with
a guy at like yeah I’m a boring night

yeah never i’d have never done a like
hanging out with a girl when the Sun is

out

yeah I’ll lleno we’re not drunk a truck

I’ll let morty I just like thinking
you’re caring about someone that

you see on a regular basis yet beyond
just the physical attraction great

course

I’m but do that I sound like global now
I

and i’ve been i’ve certainly been
attracted to girls that are taller than

me

have been and still am that’s great I
mean it’s yeah

as well it I think I mean if they don’t
awesome that are amazonian

got a goddess yeah I think it’s almost
up to the guys if there will at like if

she doesn’t care that it’s up to the guy

right but she does care she’s right here
believe it or not as you know that’s a

wrap

and enough you can not care how can you
tell us thought not to

be happening while it’s happening will
because you quell her fear by saying

there are it there are plenty of guys
short guys in tall guys who like

talk girls are attracted to grow yelling
you’re not among the late freak

and then when you date someone is
smaller than you it doesn’t look like

year

ventriloquist in this guy’s sister
dummy-half a koala he planning on that

before she’s landed on a handful that is
your

freakish frame I mean my god 6-foot-1

you you you up on an A or C it now

I really he not a bitch

a there is a thing that girls talk about
a lot I feel like the two things

are what are the things girls talk about
the most is like I would never date

someone

shorter than me right with that ad
that’s a regular sized girl thing yeah

not giant s right that’s like girls who
are 56 or 54

right great Yahoo that’s just like I
wouldn’t want to

development is that right but that’s a
personal choice right like those girls

who are 56

saying they don’t date anyone shorter
than them they’ve decided

what they like yes sounds like iris is
leading

everyone else decide when he likes let
her dad /url I call these people who are

what’s your angle here in public I’m
trying to rape the willing to do

anything to help better tell

p.m. right dudette with the long con is
probably her flying to America and I was

going out

I how cold it is a healer sixty a

old perfect I believe the luck on his
John is really good at this podcast the

heart is owned by spy

I is Emilie gives great thoughtful

kind advice for does years at least

years and then once just once

is wedged into yeah just be negative 21
yeah here’s the

lallera desire to gain the respect that
the you now have less alluring

ostracized

anybody at that point right because he’s
earned it this is like Hitler level

I as a deeper level up

commitment yes just like the John Wall
the years talk about

is has a funny limited time and
unlimited resources yellow to fly back

and forth on red eyes

yeah it’s kinda like that character we
rate for me

I’m just infinitely wealthy when I need
to be right here yeah

we don’t live in our imagination by
things like time and money Shao he can’t

I so what you said the

this cross a date guys that are shorter
than

for I think this girl said date guys

that she likes that like her and don’t
make her feel bad about all she is

yeah I agree more I solved it

yeah assault next but Austin is the
years over and over again that it’s fine

to be tall

but what if the guy has an issue with it
that she should date back yeah

sushi as to not be she has to be cool
with it and shell says the date someone

that’s cool with it yet because it’s
allergies not

I mean its gonna be hartford be cool
with it so she really needs to date

somebody that’s very cool with it to
help her be cool with them

and if you which whether that whatever
questions would you date someone that’s

taller than you

yes your dates on a 65

I’m that would make his theme I would
definitely think about it’s hard not to

think about

I mean a special like how to meet this
person may be at a bar through

a WNBA game w/a your waiting out back

waiting for an autograph I would
generate anybody ok

yeah so yes I would consider dating
somebody who is

a any height but that’s really offensive
I wanted say why but what about you

the next what you don’t know who’s
fucking way I just got to be 578

by having a 59 flathead how much you
weigh

a great question exactly 129

not a pound before less are

not a bad lesser more so I weigh her
every day

she’s is like a wrestler yeah hallway
and to my bed

whose I’ve seen girls like spit out four
pounds a saliva just like hook up with

me

%uh seem like a big erasers derail yet
they weigh in at two

it too much and to ask you another
question

true/false -ism about you Journal share
just going to get to the bottom of a lot

of the store where you got a laundry
list to get there

wooden yeah and in crowded areas he’ll
text yourself

just so it makes the noise and everyone
thinks they’re getting a texting you

never take your time

I no I don’t do that

be the thing that’s funny I thought so
baby like it I bet that they’ve had

jerry levitoff

only gets funny I had a

prank idea Lake six months ago or
something

where you a you you get your friends
ringtone

and you record it and you had it put the
best summed up by a flake in their

apartment that is randomly clay is

yet as a ringtone every once in a while
editor very softly

yeah that’s very subtle and very I
completely not a legal yeah

don’t want to be I just saw you II don’t
interrupt the podcast by side done with

turn is

phone on loud and taken off airplanes a
so his enemies doing that to everyone

I mean I just ahead on the world a
little babies expecting a focus on the

Middle love the podcast that has made
the release of thing is I’m not

yeah I’m not even my fault he just left
but being with you use the

really elaborate right that’s a you buy
me that I’d let them

so incepted in your area when John
produces music videos he

put police sirens and I’m so that when
people listen to them in the car now I

think that’s fucked up

yes song should not be allowed to have
police are as high as

yeah experience that should be a lot
when we figure out the rest the society

that should be the first law that they
try to pass

when everything else is going good right
there’s been a decade he thank you

now we can finally tackle a hard guitar
music

song award explains the radio edits

yeah the very least hmm i right

carried another question sir this one’s
from another girl if you can believe it

alright is no good night ladies night
let’s go with

Kate wants now

that another comic book because I’m a
huge fan in a flash

well you release your inner yeah a
really good show I highly recommend

I alright say that again kit lense now
he wants now

so she’s a doctor doctor kinsmen sorry I
apologize this fictional character that

I think givers a reference for that

fictional lot doctorate degree that she
get

Apollo because I made you a super bill
in person who likes booked into

let her holy shit I

ready killers there right so couple days
ago my best friend a five years

strangled me over a banana

like I took urban and of a table in a
real childish way which I totally didn’t

think would cause any harm

and she totally over reacted by saying I
will strangle you until you give it back

which I thought was a joke or something
but then she K but she came from behind

and cut up my air supply for several
seconds

when she led girl after I gave her back
their prize been energy totally acted

like nothing had happened

and you have the opportunity to take a
bite out a bit after she realized how

badly I been affected by this she seemed
really remorseful and kept apologizing

saying she just flipped her something

she’s had serious mood swings throughout
time at

throughout the time I’ve known her and
she can get pretty mean but this is the

first I D

it is physically attacked me I don’t
want to ruin her school life which I

feel like I would do by reporting what
she did to a teacher but at the same

time

at the moment I feel like I really don’t
want her to get away with what she did

to me without

any form a consequence is this about the
banana

is there more than just the banana
seriously

she’s strangled me I thanks for the help
they hash tag dealt love kate wenzel

archaeon I’m really lost I went through
a

I had a change of heart in the middle
with that

all were you thinking before and then
was change our was thinking like don’t

be present this girl yeah

more like this girl strangle the that’s
bad and then that’s cool

is also my camera tell the teacher but
I’ll don’t do that yeah

combined unit does it has a strict no
snitching policy around here yet

you can’t nets yes trailing is so real
like

I’ve never been choked for real that was
the fastest

after looking he like all she had to do
was let go the banana ANZ day

it’s her fault blame the victim I

a I mean there here’s a question for you
kaelin if you’re listening

%uh okay haven’t I got out there anyway

a have you talk to your friend seriously
about this Lake

if there was ever if this important to
you and it’s affecting you this much

were you don’t wanna be partnered in
school with your best friend the five

years

and the many should talk to her about it
but this is a one-time thing she

strangled is on my butt and she dangled
her one but she had elections

the three a mood swings I I’d fuckin
hate the area but I agree with him

go local again really yeah I think media
me that we’re gonna start a podcast to

get a hundred weinstein I

if not a little girl you don’t want to
advise and assist on earlier work we

just get along better be real prize
start-up

way to start our own food I’m telling
you shouldn’t start up five yellow the

you know you know he’s still here and my
job

the nice guy actually said you’d be
Thailand talk yeah

to I hmm a has anybody choke people who
were

her um mmm I

not in that context here yeah it was a
great fruit would like in bed share

I’ll yeah but for real church I just
grabbed this is war that you’re still

listening we turn it off I told you this
is ready get to see you

your son is it is the illicit behavior a

you choke someone are you got I got
choked well by Yahoo

well I mean diameter than either you I
don’t know what they do and I and II can

hang out

Obama I was just once there was like yes
once

with a knife is OK synthetic I wanna
show

I want to choke you yes you like and I
choke you

huh she wanted to choke yeah and it’s
like it’s fine when it’s like

I’m squeezing your neck muscle but like
was she like squeezing down on you like

trachea

like actually cutting off oxygen that’s
the part where I wasn’t really into it

you like oh that’s what she did she
actually like my for the actual

strangulation

yeah it was and i was just like a
playful squeeze on the neck

it was the actually cutting air of deer
braid she’s very dedicated

I would say oh yeah she’s still a girl I
mean she let you know they’ve got a

struggle broke

yeah a little earlier there you’d like a
rock

Anna there have been a lot of
transmission greeting for anything on

the coffee table

he’s my light vigil at the hearing and
with that the murder and I

it was a really really long concave had
the fingerprints on my neck I

and I went to the police station I said
this was not consensual

yeah your during a prosthetic Mac that
actually a held indentation longer than

normal

now she was cool I but it but it was
like but it now 0

ultimately now but I told her and she
didn’t do it so that’s what my advice

for k on may I doesn’t seem like your
friend is gonna strangle you again

right cuz you learned your lesson not to
take her bananas he said

you know issue should have done what I
show is given her your banana

eyes hi as ago

neighborhood your dick is curved
Danielle

I did see you urinate earlier yes yeah

that is not as legal at all to their
names on it or not alter

yeah I adore borderline a boomerang

sure pick up a brown spots here I goods
only that time in the library gets a

little less right

yeah a I I think he added as get over it
right away what do you have a talk with

her a donor strangle me anymore

she danced it was a one time thing she’s
apologizing I don’t have like a

heavy-handed talk with them be like hey
that wasn’t cool

on a Wednesday Russia that as a result
is there a little bit like

I do I yes we don’t know what the school
said when the NFL apologized

say the other girl apologized edge that
nano it’s fine it’s fine artist

and it’s like think I may go to help
teachers and was in fine them like

she I think you have to explicitly say I
appreciate you apologizing that was a

cool I didn’t like it

never lay a finger on me again it is
weird when things get super real

like amongst friends like yeah I feel
like because they have gotten is like

when

somebody called shotgun in the other
person two steals it and then it’s like

an actual physical

altercation to get that a real person at
a ver si

yeah at the end of the day you’re both
going jewish a better player they’re

both going to the movies man

a healthy eats by yeah I its

I like to back better here’s like tax
the dead I D Adam as trial

you get text in shotgun yeah not it’s
not too late

I shot in the back seat I at the bitch
evidence

yeah I don’t do that job a shoddy bitch
the

and it is spread his legs out really
well as a

very long 62 legs totally legal I relay

totally feel totally subtle I i think
%um

I that happens more with guys I think
where you like getting to like a playful

by an attorney general yeah growth don’t
have added you and Dave

yeah all the time and happy with me Jeff
to you happens with me my brother

Lake but was over there yet will cause
your

play why is this is exactly that was
your your playfully biting but then you

actually want to assert your dominance
like I wanna win

writing this joke by the unit really
seriously it bad to me like

elbows you face by accident actually
hurt in these are right on check right

across that threshold becomes real but
there’s a I think that happens to do

that I don’t

I’ve never heard of a I rarely hear like
girls

getting into a physical fight better
says the strip equipping

I yeah David definitely spangled the
user now wrangling me

it’s so funny when things get to really
like that perhaps %uh I’m sure if the

it really can’t breed is the

her I would never say that it but I feel
that all the time

a fight I up in the neck once a really
has very funny

and did he say stuff that actually hurt
yeah I mean I was the media legal isn’t

done that stop it that actually her

what are you doing that he’d did you
take your banner he was like

the he was they saying he was like
taking me out like come at me like they

sure do anything

whatever and then I message is tackling
but I sort is like putting them through

as I was coming to Europe

a so to bring it up

as they don’t bring it up I say leased
opening up to the teachers yeah if he

apologizes again with no names yet leave
the holiday have these

when a friend that’s so funny to imagine
her locked in the classic I told our

science teacher that you straight lyndon
have anything to go

I can’t help but I felt like she had the
right to now I’m sorry I know telling

everyone in the business

altogether I don’t think a teacher
really does anything in this situation

right

it a cassette both for them down and say
hey don’t do that can do that and that’s

really weird between the two

yeah it’s rare that now where the age of
teachers like

people what looked at two fifteen year
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is back on every time you ever watched a
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now I C 22 years twenty years like oh my
gosh you’re so young like how can you

teach

high schoolers yeah a.m. but thats

the nature education in America now
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that shows almost sold out and we just
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gonna be in Australia we can talk about
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we did that for full-year are you can
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I’m tired from a long day of work yeah
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out of my car and open this gate and
every time I do it now

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sometimes it’s the middle of the day and
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protecting me right it’s protecting my

car

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correct hey guys I’m in high school I
have this problem where my girlfriend

keeps biting me

and I hate it I’m not talking about love
bites she tries to bite me hard enough

to make it feel like she’s eating
something

I told her that I didn’t like it but she
argues that

she’s just being herself now she’s
pissed at me for trying to change her

even when she makes me change all the
time my friends tell me that I should

just take the bite and be happy that
she’s in a row

acting with me at all what do II

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take it

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i’d like us looking past the bite that
use like she tries to change me all the

time yeah

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right tries to change yeah that was that

he said she tries to change me all the
time

what are you going to hard because like
when you’re in a relationship in you

let’s say

a I E with my mouth open which ideal

and a girlfriend would be like are you
should close your mouth in the

technically she’s trying to change me
but it’s for the better

right right so how do you draw the line
like oh that’s just me being me take it

or leave it

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time every time somebody

suggest that you do something different
you say II

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better person

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she

says it cuz if you’re with somebody like
I think you’re great

and would you mind close your mouth when
you too because I

it crosses be a disgusting really yeah I
am

I revolted by you you you gross me you
are gross to me

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lately this is key they’re they’re

phrase she tries to change me all the
time is a red flag

to me yes is that the

she’s are reading in right I not helping
this guy out

this guys like how do I get my
girlfriend stop biting me and you guys

are like just let her change URL

his letter just go for it he’s truly
need advice on how to tell her to change

right

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at her you wouldn’t break up I probably
wouldn’t break up I don’t think biting

is enough

gonna break up with someone but I don’t
think I would like ever take the biting

I think I would continually say

out don’t every time she bit me you know
you should do I say worrying as a

he it would you do know what i do. um

yeah I i would do this so I would say
please stop fighting me I don’t like it

what bothers me about the email is her
response to him saying that she’s like

you’re trying to change me or just

this ridiculous like she’s not listening
to what he’s really saying yeah

you know which is this hurt me and I
don’t like it I want to be in a

relationship with you but

i cant you keep doing this and she’s not
hearing that

no I am so I would just be really are a
doctor Phillips yeah absolutely

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dangerous

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you cut yourself a little bit every day
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the global thing and then

she’s that she’s like oh my god like my
innocuous by to chat thought we like

cute and funny are actually really badly
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with the staff there

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get a lot of I

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doctor and Mike I have rabies from you

biting me

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and then foam at the mouth a little bit
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that we gave you a lot of advice a lot

of options

John thanks for coming on the show thank
you guess somewhere happen honor and

thanks for animating those

episodes for us and hope you were to
come more to come

I am gonna do some other animations a I
am NOT

uploading every week because name try
and make them

longer and better quality but if I did
hear us was

ok thank you so much politic I am I E

logged it took about 50 hours I wanna
say

like you like it on because up until
then

a didn’t know how long it took so I
wanted to be able to scale it

to be like no this is how long it takes
me to do this type video

50 hours and I think next time so I’m
going to I

are meticulous and that happened Liang

use very detailed or everyone
disadvantaged and acceptor year old

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where is a I was gonna say for the next
one because

I will I really want to animate I am Sam
racist or in on it

and meme Axford story X I think those
are very funny

at Andheri visually Union rescue mission
very funny

yeah drink my yellow overage I hum

said Alana probably doing it up on
trying to release one a month

so but when this podcast coming out this
Monday yeah I probably won’t be in New

animation right away I do encourage
people to

you check the chance subscriber the
probably won’t be a new emission to be

and

love here or the first Saturday in May
is Michael

that’s cool and ideally people subscribe
yield is never Lisa video your lease in

that that we I Y area

might or something likewise this in
Europe BV the subscriber I

if you follow me on Twitter I’ll update
when I post a video attitude and it’s

Jay Wolfe tweets

there does jail tweets thank you for
coming on the show thank you guys SO

much

at the email address if you have your
own questions is if I were you show at

gmail dot com

we start and and every episode with a
brand new theme song we need more theme

song to send them over

the opening line it was written by

day-lewis the glass panels by somebody
who’d said

they didn’t want to be named CA have one
last name for us I think it’s a lady

a lady who made this team is on a Miss
you’re not in the steam sauna

should I want people to know that she’d
a hell listen to this shell

I but I bet her theme song is amazing as
a lady

it two strokes cover Linda park Linda

part thanks lynn that they see as in
thanks John will be back and he soon

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