Episode 148: Master

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that person as to be

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yeah that I think he without eternally
that was the first time he ever made a

song

tell me that as an insult because I
think he’s got a lot of talent

at the like it was almost like oh I was
gonna tried my hand at this to see how

it goes any like

killed it play here and a guy that’s as
good a everything maybe

a but he’s a little uncertain yeah he’s
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and their new home yet we r in your

master bedroom her yes it is it could

the better the the master because I and
we are the switching

a rooms at the halfway point of the
month

he and I and II quite that way by which
point

you the Masters speak I relinquish

the bedroom I do not relinquish the
matter

yeah I will always be the math you will
want to exit the master

now which I think when this episode
comes out which will be on April 28th

I will officially if you listen to the
train now you’re hearing the voice of

one

know the master you will be in the
master you’re not really hearing on the

matter

Qatar’s I get toppers agate know about
you but the year with the net the master

does not allow

I don’t tell me what to do appear

for now you happen to be the master I am
the master

it and then I’ll always be that bastard
let if

let if I’m living in the master I think
that you will be here

you will be a little bitch and I’ll be
the pastor

a you are we’ll be in a little bit room
you’re going to see which rooms the

rooms gonna have

I don’t even wanna call that anime sweet
he had

yet is a non sour that you would do that
room as an on the sour not allowed sweet

it is they have got a Inc

we have 2004 four-bedroom

four bathroom and a home in Santa Monica

sure I had the master you have done the
silent on me usurped the matter

private balcony I got to walk in closet
and I’ve got a Jacuzzi and I’ll have

them

and ever end up by the time you and i
three data that I am the master

he he you know marty room he’s got he’s
got a balcony as well yeah he’s got a

non sweet

Tuesday here the other night walk in
closet but he had other healers and on

38 stand up shower

and then I my sister Yahaira the in the
third bedroom

that does not have in on sweetie
borderline has been on three she does

not have known as a little nice bath a
communal bathroom doesn’t actually apply

here because it sir it sir Pratt their

nobody else is that bad but you are
allowed to use it have that is a

cumulative

it does not have adored is not a private
bathroom that as per se

it is not a private bathroom %uh
continue about a shower I walk a red is

my bedroom she takes a shower she walks
out into a hallway

now but she can close of she can close
up homie

used on access to it I you your bedroom

has assure the full size bed well

wherever they operate Tyler absolutely
that race Kobe

you got in on sweet I don’t have it I’ll
you have an odds with that out now that

I have shown that you have been on FB

it you do you have an odd sweet and you
have

n you got a dual-clutch you have a very
nice the closet

you also have a private balcony with its
own private entrance

608 I with I would argue that you have
the third

were strewn not that the weirdest dream
I have course

have the master I butler’s am the man I
hate for be able to listen to this I

April 20th and assume that you have the
master that’s simply not the case I

walked in have a tie the record I know
what do I enter the house before I got

here

you you be laid claim to the master

come and say it new usurped the master

added usurp the mass names that end unit
you will

you serve the master yaaay

and I am the master you know what do I
would I lived in the cabin for six

months and I was the master then the two

but so you don’t need the master idoney
the master to be the matter but it does

feel right when I occupy the master

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the master

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with us right now to read it I

let us know who is the master next a I

next place we get we just share a
bedroom

and there’s two open bedrooms we’re
actually both the masseter

the yeah pete has brought two girls I’m
in there like I’m not gonna have a force

that with us

well I know it did tell you I can on
occupies said master as the masters as

soon as they don’t sleepy real takeover
editors know it

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the master

faith saying she had been a so how does
this work this is an advice podcast

people write us

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need our guidance

and here we are providing it and

should we jump right into is anything
else that we should put we should talk

about right off the bat

is there anything like we were supposed
to talk about the the master other than

them

master I’ll I dot

I will should be taught we can talk we
can save it and talk about the

newsletter

mmm-hmm later on in the year we give a
new study at the Sydney

Perth Melbourne and Brisbane Atalanta
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there on the show we also have an LA
show which may or may not be announced

by the tennis Canada

if you’re Los Angeles for doing a show
at the Hollywood Improv on May 8th

a.m. but for now let’s get the questions

perfect Perth if it

nice a.m. we need ideally

the name love the a master

I Jacob er with the eso

let’s do our let’s do street names in
Los Angeles to promote are

live show a hollywood rock may 8th
really get

okay so the first I name

is going to be Hollywood Hollywood

a guy named Hollywood rights I got
myself into a sticky situation

please give me some advice a few weeks
ago i met this pine 22 year old lady

I’m nineteen at a party and long story
short

we met the day after at her place and
had quite the fun

even though she was still a virgin as
she told me the night before during a

drinking game

as I turned around to get a good glimpse
over behind at some doggy style action I

didn’t pay enough attention

and pop goes the weasel into whole
numero does

I noticed right away by the even greater
tightness and the smell

but I didn’t want to admit my mistakes I
just kept going

it was quite nice actually the problem
is

I now have lost all respect for her

she didn’t say anything in just let me
do this to her bare in mind

it was her first time she’s now in a two
week vacation afterwards I don’t know

what to do

I just don’t think I get acres seriously
anymore Tommy what to do

love Hollywood excuse you Hollywood

excuse you either delay I can’t acres
here is that really matter

a you’re the one that slipped into the
wrong the whole

yeah aspirin and you were is that cuz
you weren’t paying attention

literally US so we’re a

has that ever happened to you I
definitely slipped into the wrong hole

but i think you must have it

microscopically small penis rather not

disparate light when that happens

everyone’s horrified you like pop into
the wrong hole like it hurts

they scream Anthony aka they scream

you better did you get the last third of
both

think you’re creating turnout by Kazama
everybody’s

everybody gets her its night it like
that even the guy

I we act as your penis is going up
against

I really do hope you turn off but I
can’t be more clear about why I’m going

to talk in detail about them think that
I’ve never done

but a you wearing now

okay so I definitely don’t yeah

hand I so yeah like yeah it’s painful

well UK I think it depends because a
couple times you come now and you just

like

you go again dinosaur egg just the whole
but like just

going again something that your dick
tonight easily gonna fit into you

jam it’s likely a tight squeeze Italy
tonight

this it’s not like you are going in now
and then

who’s wrong holy In N Out easily know
you there’s also no lubrication right

we like the Regina lubricate itself but
does the

amis now but like dryer added to the
Middlesex that maybe it’s like

sweating your dick is also truffle
butter dick

is lubricated because you been have
exact day

I so leather-like its it I get a barren
desert when you slip it but yet it’s

like

if you’re going to have anal sex you
should be using like lube there’s more

exercising the aim is to make like know
is ready for it

it that process

I so the fact he’d

things I it may be he’d didn’t really
sleep into her but he just

body did meaning that happen to me unit

lies that into the breeze but yeah like
well I hope this isn’t

her be people and then I’ll feel to be
home

%uh that’s okay so I’m not went how and
why did that

well I don’t know what an actual
butthole feels like who did that happen

with

I obviously Kenneth L but I’m just
saying like when I’m when it’s happening

and behind and its dark

then you don’t I can’t tell exactly what
whole I’m hitting

you’d can always know that it’s the
vagina because if it was

the girls ass eat what it would be like
going against the wall

yeah do it late I also have nothing to
compare it against because I’ve never

actually done the the 801

if feels a million times better

I mean tight I tighter is better

I that’s where the phrase tight comes
from oh that’s real K

yet I mean like I guess

the everybody’s got different bottles
that’s been my experience

that’s your children’s book everyone’s
got a good group ever get the

my supporters at in my experience going
into someone’s butt is not something

that

anyone take slightly you kid to slip
your dick in go to town in its fine

great you need to you have a lot a loop

have I’ll and you need to like

go very easy like just a little bit just
the tip

just halfway and don’t go back and forth
too much and just it’s like a

I mean it it’s a it’s a victory when you
get your check all the way here

a cannot there’s not like I’ll

full disclosure I have a huge dick well
I see I

12 inches bully soft I so it like a

everybody’s Dixit different everybody’s
bowls different so maybe if she has

a very wide but hole and he has a really
small penis baby

it’s lifted by Blake very much doubt it

yeah so and that also this quite as this
doesn’t doesn’t even answer his question

we’re just talking about oh yeah we
you’re being an asshole

the answer your question will you talk
to Lake no unintended argument at their

yeah I guess big SX inadvertently
intended so not intended

know that in a unintentional I like your
anal sex

the

yet there is no you shouldn’t lose all
respect for her

because she didn’t say anything I cuz
you also didn’t say anything

you also did it yeah who are you
whatever you think about her you’re

worse you should feel about yourself

and also though don’t lose any the its
by

you it sounds like you liked anal sex he
was like

its if felt pretty good so I didn’t say
anything

right you enjoyed the tightness up you
said

so why on earth would you say that you
don’t like her because she let you have

sex with her in a way that you really
liked

right also she said she was a virgin but
then she did this

this but sex there’s a lot of questions
about the slaying really now if

somebody’s aubergine

that like maybe her vagina is really
tight

and I know and Mike so maybe he didn’t
act leader smells during sex it does it

like if herb ass is in the air then
maybe there’s a smell

coming from there it’s not because you
stuck your dick in her ass it may be

just because you’re

looking right at it I

I the so in conclusion the conclusion
you got this one wrong and also you are

wrong

because you are being a hypocritical

piece if shit ionized now but all

no a right now trying to demand as the
bar all the beautiful thing it

though that’s it give her a second
chance

not that’s even ruined anything or did
anything I don’t even wanna say like

don’t like got only one at respect this
guy’s

question with an answer to love-ru
takers seriously it had a big

she I don’t think you should be serious
yeah you’re not as the area you’re not a

serious

if they’re not as the area’s your area

areas for any this man did but whether
it let’s get another guy’s name

for another email question melrose

nice thank you rights hey guys i thought
id ask your thoughts on something that

I’ve been bothered with for a while

the problem is I know that this is
shallow

the amount of Instagram followers that I
have

I’m in high school I’m not unpopular I’m
pretty sure I’m funny though I could be

completely wrong

and I don’t think I’m bad looking so why
do I only have 90 followers

again I know this is really shallow but
people at my school do judge you based

on things that this nature and I’m
already pretty insecure as it is

I don’t post stupid pictures but just in
case I do and I’m oblivious to this

you should totally check my page out at
blank

I don’t write stupid things in my bio
and yet I have less followers than

anyone I know can I do anything to
change this

am I just being a god damn policy for
worrying about such small things

i really appreciate your help thanks
love melrose

melrose I think it’s fine I don’t know
ninety her

I mean sure ninety is the amount of the
likes you get

the hey thank you to all who live in it
couple on our earth

I but he does

he does make a point when he thinks
maybe he’s not worry

is she should be worrying about more
significant things don’t you think

I don’t know what’s more significant
than only having double-digit Instagram

followers unfortunately

and like i guess i cant really put
myself this is

I really can’t put myself in his shoes
because

you’re famous because yet because

I’ve got Spain I

I do I am the master I

and I’m famous for that it up fares are
being a master I think abuser being the

master I think your fans for

the comedy internet comedy know that you
do that shit

up right exactly right rice

rate so so I’m the master

a him the Hughes

one thing we can do though we should
debate it could I don’t know if this is

coach

he gave us his Instagram name

right so we could in theory give it out
right now

tens of thousands of people could follow
him a private account

the like is he just get all the requests

yeah I mean you just to prove it never
end like this would be

he does not have a prep ago this makes
him not anonymous now every all this

print will know that

he wrote it is lame ass question right

but it’s biking nearby complains about
it he also said that he complained do

you think

his armor I’m already pretty insecure
yeah I know we know you

emailed interlace show that how you
quote-unquote only have 19 followers on

Instagram

I am mmm

so now I’m on the fence as to whether we
should what if we

no I was gonna say I don’t know what to
do other than it would be really funny

kinda trolling him away we gave it his
name

then under the pretense is that everyone
follow him

and then a day later on follow him are
got the tallyho get thousands of

followers and then we’ll go all the way
back down to ninety

now more to do is it there funny yeah it
so we’ll be like on cloud nine and then

I vote not on phone right away the next
post he does

r O’Gara went on follows a this is now
like the

all this is the I cake heavy-handed the
genus thing we’ve ever done a

so he says i genuinely I I’m a

I’m in securing times that that I love
it to Kampala how

like what should I do yeah your solution
is still a personal he also wrote that

thinking he’d be anonymous %uh or
delayed thinking that we can put our

solution is to you

announcer who he is I yeah

not only not helpful now her but believe
yeah

to be a cyberbully appears that I wanna
glow kalimba I think we said global did

the selling point even

to getting everyone to follow zone on
Instagram as love it there as the first

photo

alright some evolution give it a name
will not go back

Europe’s that now wanna do it a I do
feel like I feel like I have to stand up

for this kid

I have my vote is and I don’t think we
should do that

10 we let the the gods allow it Bates
Leamy

a rock-paper-scissors match well that
would be pretty go but you always know

what I mean sure

I it’s the there’s something more random

what if you think I’m a number one
through twenty I’ll have five guesses

and if I get it right then it’s like

at the very least the other 75 a going
away thing predictable like just I will

think about it but what number that
would you guess first

711 it would’ve been a I

year on I alright but it’s got to be

number I’m was two different different
number thing

a different set of 140 aka l21 through
forty

sugar and not giving it 21 numbers dude
rarely

21 to 40 I’ll get five guesses so
there’s a 25 percent chance that we can

give this

guys Instagram account hold on to it
okay

this is riveting yeah nobody else knows
how to do it it’s like

really I just google image search the
number that I killers what I want to be

big

yeah you’ve already given it all away
should I guess one at a time for just

five numbers and the flip it around

81 time the me drama yet okay

okay that

its accidentally mouthing aa a

my first guess is so obvious I can
imagine he didn’t use this number

40 no

not forty not for a a.m. magic johnson

32 my age I’ll 32 rather

I yes yes

that’s crazy man excelsior I

that is why I chose that I bet aka needs
at nine

this is a is also proves that %uh then
we talk about this once that I think I’m

a little bit psychic

two guesses and now

that’s impressive man it is a

I is the above I feel bad that is like
comparing it

I’ll give it out but don’t unfollow him
that makes me feel little bit better to

just follow him

your yeah I mean I aid

I don’t think that but I’m your partner
on this

okay so let’s help us get at it will
this help ’em out by giving up

it’s like word that we’re giving them
the wrong lesson he’s like Armin secure

about the amount followers I have and
they were like

alright here’s a lot of followers that
are being like don’t worry about it

there are more important things public
trying to get you not

it is private there’s so many people
losing their lights say my name to you

now we’re in a bid to Grandpa lowers so
should you maybe we shouldn’t

open up this floodgate will let let’s
just at least announced that this is the

only time will

ever do this yeah okay only time will
ever do this

and also to this kid it doesn’t matter
what your followers number is

and you can grill your account
organically by taking good photos are

doing whatever

right or just doesn’t matter these are
these people that ninety people as a

good amount he liking comment other
people’s photos

they will likely cut your profile and
perhaps value movement and that’s really

what it is

alright so that’s one way to do it
another way to do it

is the to rate in to our podcast and

have a say everyone follow at Elias

underscore Weiss at E

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s s at Elias underscore Weiss

his 90 followers right now he doesn’t
know we’re doing this

well so it’ll be a fun little social
experiment to see all we can get a must

do follow him

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hey we’re braque her

just a fun little way to spice things up
we are going to Australia

yes we are going in june

are later booked six murders was the air
B&B in Melbourne

there we go although it has a crackly
her way to pronounce that correctly

melton I was that like that and the
master

up a were six weeks away I should say in
at six months six weeks

away oh my god tonight that in Adelaide

to intent in Melbourne shows almost sold
out is a really

yeah june eleventh that with knowledge
is the right no it’s not

the only Sydney has made all ages June
11th in Sydney

we’re trying to make ’em all ages but
they might not be

a and some places are less flexible than
others

a June 12th in Brisbane june fourteenth
in Perth

which I decides on the whole the said
the country area

we’re basically doing like Miami North
Carolina tossing their seniority

New York and LA right right it’s just it
all the way there

and that’ll be the most intimate show
because we’ve sold out 14 taken yeah

I’ll much less I a hundred less than
that

the

and then if you’d happen did not live in
Australia just live in Los Angeles

we are doing a show at the hollywood
improper on May 8th all the information

will be on a ship our website if I were
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nothin so that crazy to suggest

that what they come to that to the
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that time the third will just come and

gone

that’s crazy we should do something we
should have like an anniversary on the

third that we don’t experience for my
birthday

nice I should move my birthday to 30
p.m. dear

well I can figure some shit out you
can’t figure that out though

that’d be your other shit out sure then
on the way back we

land at we take off at like noon in land
8 a.m. that same day

we’re like going back in time that’s
crazy there seventeen hours ahead but

only 13 hour flight we should order hit
on somebody

I’ll oh hey you kill Marty

yeah on June 3rd kill him then June 3rd
never even happened so marty’s

by or at the do Lola why don’t we did
not order they hit

cuz I wanna get a hit and money a

this is brilliant

it has the word thanks for your standing
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thinking about how to do

had a randomly select because you know
you can’t come up with the random number

like Jessica as we just show 48 I its
sole random actually

990 8.3 rights on all that stuff is
coming from

old like I can actually try to figure
out shit like that

kinda like how I guess 32 I only gets
thirty two years because I

I thought that was like a the first
number that you would think Oh

did you really yeah cuz it’s like a nice
strong number its my age

in its a lol if felt right at the time

but if used a random number generator
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Dhoni dedicated to being a random number
generator

then your number is completely
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experiences memories

interesting so what i’ll do is i’ll
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as an Excel spreadsheet let’s say five
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ray and all download it and then I’ll go
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and all this come up with one like 3856
or whatever

what’s wrong with me coming up with the
random numbers like I does not grant I

just explain but its

it place still its its random that it
with like you would choose a random

person

when it yes flow what are the odds are
the chosen one

100 percent I

do poorly I know I did it was a chance
he’s using a 1000 or 2000 they’ll try to

choose something weird an obscure

and then you’re sort of waiting it
weighing its to people who joined in

later

earlier I need a complete random
generator I need one that’ll give me one

just as likely as 1100 just as likely as
2150 you piece a shit

you are actually trying to sabotage this
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Franklin

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a.m. at 63

I am perhaps your oldest regular
listener having Islanders question which

you for real name

really and a pretty name your okay um

but not her real name now ok 830 a
poinsettia

at 63 years old I am perhaps your oldest

regular listener having been introduced
by both have my grandsons

I always enjoyed the show but never
imagined that I would have a problem

that you might be interested in

but now I think I do my long-term
partner and the father of my children

passed away five years ago

and I have not had a relationship with a
man since then recently though I have

found myself being attracted

to my mailman an attraction which i
think is reciprocated

he makes a point of telling me he is
single almost every time we speak

and often compliments me on the clothes
I wear I live in an apartment

and he will ring to come up to my door
even when there’s no package

there is an issue however the man is 25
years my junior

and when I spoke to my daughter about it

she said he was most probably trying to
get money out of me

up which I have little should I be bold
and try to initiate

a possibly romantic relationship with my
mailman or heed my daughter’s advice

and steer well clear thank you for what
I’m sure will be very helpful and funny

advice

love poinsettia well at such a

eloquent email yeah because the
well-written because she’s a 63 year old

lady

yes because she’s kind and smart and has
lived long

mmm she is why and then the other dudes
like

I lost respect for this girl I forgive
me I I

Exeter only borderline anal rape someone
and now I’m worried that I don’t respect

her

what should I do you know asap and this
girls like

month I’m having feelings for my mailman
my daughter’s warning me otherwise

what do you what do you guys think but
do you know why you think why her

daughter

a is warning her like what the game

who is this glow called mailman that’s
going to be stealing money for murder

let the could be global okay twenty-five
years

is a significant amount that means the
dude is 38

rate thats like six years older than me

a flirting with the 63-year-old

Blake 63 doesn’t necessarily

look like a grandma yeah because 60 is
the new 40

I degree yet I agree

yeah I like my girls 63 w

I

the I think the the daughters must be
trying to protect the mom cuz like the

daughters thinking like this guy’s

38 years old he’s not trying to bone you

but like daughters got blinders on you
she has no heart her mom is

right you never know you are not your
own mother is

you’re a cougar yeah at yourself Wilson
the

dot the well the grant a good as can a
grandma be a cougar

a cougar in that was definitely an actor
Nicolas

a a great cougar I don’t think so

I think you’re just an older lady order
she had to be like 40

overture to be i cum I don’t know was in
60 is the new 40 then I guess

very true this is the new cougar alright
so what would you suggest what do you

think the advice should I think you
should always be bold

I do think you should be ball if he is
tell you is single

my I want what is telling a single
because he wants to get setup with the

with her daughter mum risking I would be
a nice to them

yeah I used to be bold maker make a move

all well so she should ask mm

yeah has he asked her out do you think
is

know she’s ready complement ther and
mentions anything cool

so maybe there’s a movie in between
asking him out

like ask him why he’s blue attack

say you’re single to ask him if he had a
fun weekend asking like what kinda stuff

he does

and maybe and Mike been using then you
say I like

that stuff too then invite see then

I would just say like may battles away
and then take a step forward

you got to be so bold but be a little
bald and then a little underlined

and a slightly very slightly Italian

a

like bold and italic Italian

your a calculator other always like
slanted they’ve

little earlier profile month the clipper
a kitten

I am bold I have underlined it and I am

Italia in net yeah

like that that thing is the towers thats
yeah I

I hope so can I like that joke it
definitely worth

at can she may be flirt and proceed with
caution

yeah night think cuz that way you’re
sort of heating your daughter’s advice a

little bit

rethink alright but I’ll proceed yeah

I mean he’s not stealing money from you
yet and what she actually thinks that he

is going to go into her house and legit
steal cash

yet we hours then the skillet I think I
understand

like to see think that they’ll go on
dates maybe he doesn’t

your daughter may be nervous that like I
don’t

it his intentions are pure but I feel
like maybe she said something that would

hurt her mother’s feelings and use a
kill steal money from you

but maybe she’s really picking like I
don’t want them to rail you out and

she has a what this her her mom to do

get you know we know how men are yeah
this other dude fucked a girl on the but

without saying anything

she doesn’t she’s trying to protect her
mother from 38-year-old dudes

yeah because guys are all assholes and
she and her mother’s sweet right

but I think it you are like you know
what I’m not looking for anything

serious

I just wanna get boned I just want to
give a bone and

this mailman Mike is not generally me
he’s maybe he’s trying to get boned to

so flirt don’t don’t ask out but just
say hey Harry doing tell the

conversation into deeper more personal
issues that way it’ll

open yourself up to potentially be asked
out by the smell mad

then when you’re out on a date with them
make sure that he’s not actually

stealing cash from you

like if you’d like a where should we go
a lot earlier that restaurant that’s

your bank account number what is that
one again

yeah when she’s like how that one is
I’ll 14 so late so

that’s when the Red Bluff yet another
in-ear I

I she actually is a grandma

yes so you call your granny is fine I
know

it’s good it and it is live

it is legal it is correlated bearing its
by

I love this lady I wanted to get I want
to get mail if that’s what you want

and at 63 issues I basically think
definitely the oldest listener the show

yeah thanks for tuning into a great day
and thanks for being smart and modern

and forward-thinking enough to listen to
podcasts at age 63

go a my parents to listen to podcasts

actually there’s no parking lot by
catholic New York it

you i deaded gobbled up cereal and every
other part comedy podcast

he’s a huge you made it weird fairly he
refuses the listener

cancer Leah you that when less than is
obviously keep it crispy

girl had gathered that the amazing I
love like that he likes p

my mom loves mark maran it a

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