Episode 149: Orgy (Live at Duke University!)

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In this episode we discuss glitter, jealousy, and group sex. Recorded live at Duke University. (With intro song from Honey MagPie!)

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going back to an end even after we

started dating the product of all this

is that even though it’s been a week
since his death she could possibly talks

about on their memories ran a little
shit she remembers about ’em

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middle class before the suicide I mean I

don’t want to sound insensitive

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but I was like getting so annoying

but a really seems like she’s more
interested in him me

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number two my ex and I stay in touch

and we kind of learn to boost each
other’s ego saying the other looks hot

reminiscing about old sexual escapades
et cetera et cetera

she’s also in a committed relationship
so is this cheesy

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yeah he’s upset is dead girlfriend for
talking about

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sideburns yeah

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schools of thought okay will help longer

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freak of nature

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can you get mad at your ex girlfriend
first

continuing lead talking about her dad
ex-boyfriend

at all the players but it seems like
she’s in a relationship with them yeah

from beyond the grave I think if you

are dealing with somebody who’s deceased
it’s it’s okay to

you’re not you can’t they can’t act upon
that

is there to ask the question how can you
be jealous of someone who’s dead

is anybody you’re jealous about dead
person

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great hair yeah

he had not yet a closer here yeah wake
or otherwise

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in I you ordered emotionally cheating on
someone while you’re being upset about

her talking about her ex

that boyfriend I would say if the cheat
I don’t think personally I don’t think

it’s cheating to send text and say you
look hot

that’s not cheating but talking about
your past sexual escapades is like

on the way to cheat a yeah yeah you’re
like

I feel like it cheating is the house
yeah ring the doorbell yeah

like this

the in

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girl I

and you’re also sitting down in a chair
laughing yeah

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they’re a mess

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boyfriend old

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you are not you read the doorbell my kid
enter

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thing you look hot she’s saying hey you

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point my guys in the lobby

I hey how’s it going I’m sorry just drop
it like that which is like no it’s

actually nice I expected you you
expected me

and then you say should I take off my
shoes and that’s the past decade

escapade part

I G says you know what don’t take up to
20 take off his jacket and that’s where

you are

you’re inside the poor yeah coats on the
whole do you want to go into the house

him I don’t think so he could the other
health you’re talking about is a got

their mother Lianne so I don’t work
tonight

this it’s okay to a club because I will

a okay yeah hey

just as a general rule is OK to apply

you shouldn’t say it after snow I wanna
say they were when I really really want

does know that it’s okay to laugh house

about it’s okay to laugh is code for
every would be really really quiet yeah

and the other way around yet it’s okay
to laugh

I this that is very second in a stand-up
comedian Jerry

it goin Allaah really does like

makes my stomach my parking of yeah we
also a clam dip earlier sure yeah

that has something to do with it so I
would say be less jealous

per year girlfriends I

relationship with her dad other because
he recently passed the knees

feelings are fresh stir mean be more
sensitive to your current girlfriend by

not flirting and talking about your
sexual escapades with your ex girlfriend

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does everybody agree I

and even got a really doesn’t matter
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yeah it makes me feel right it makes me
feel like you’re pandering just a lil

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if that was the woman who play

basketball

is there does anyone know that can that
that back check the ball

and I think that’s a reference to your
videos with their all my wife

I remember now do

ego is legal rights

him thank God I know how to read podcast
be so freakin hard

her grimy many reasons it’s good that
you know how to read you

stop signs yeah well that I could just
tell by the sheer my Epson I

legal rights my ex and I

broke up within a the past few months
but we still see each other every day

and still hold up every once in a while
I’ve been wondering if he’s been talking

to other girls

and I knew he wasn’t being honest when I
asked him sell

he lives with some of my friends and I
know the passcode to all it is

Apple devices so I able to read his I
messages by checking out his iPad that

it barely use isn’t

I messages sync up to all the places

but brilliant so far

card your eyebrows are on

league right now dead I know it’s so
fucked up

but i havent hack I know it’s so fucked
up but I’ve been really that

and he’s definitely been on that tender
game or getting girls numbers

even texted the girl and asked her to
make out with them

WTF who does that and he went on a date
on Valentines Day which he lied about

I know we’re not in a relationship

but it’s definitely been cheating on me
do in

anywhere how do I confront him about all
this and not reveal that I’ve been

invading his privacy

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slept with another girl after they

clearly broke up

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that’s fine

once you break up with someone its
border line like they’re gone forever

yes because you can say oh we should
still be friends or let’s

still hanging out every once in a while
right and you could even say let’s but

can you could even actually fuck but you
can’t ever be like did you hook up with

someone

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and which really happened is almost
always yes but it’s always fine

but as long as it’s always my

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people guys

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savings

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save your own sayings and do your own
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you guys are in relationship to the most
single you can be

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when you think about it mathematically

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what other what an awesome movie that
was for me when you look at the screen

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way I was rubbing them

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myself my call me man China

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here’s the problem is why haven’t you
taken a picture of your dick

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doesn’t have a picture their penis have

a vagina

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they had to turn on and off like that
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is the answer I

world not a question about this former
request sir

yeah the specific question was

hand hmm

iron hi I’m it what should I do

doxie ways unfortunately don’t remember
the reservoirs before that user

on to the take a picture is Dec to prove
his

oh yeah most likely your friends are
fucking with you

yes the auto you are taking a very
serious

the more serious you take it the more
they try yeah

so how it works I we’re just advising
people who are getting bullied

to act differently around believes I’m
call with them

him showing a picture that vagina I
think that’s a good job better than

I think that %uh southwire yeah and then
when they don’t like that you just show

them your penis yeah

they said there’s no pictures and
bloodlust do you really want the picture

of your penis anywhere

up to the track yet but nice is our
photogenic when you talking about

it wasn’t jokers is this stable its

yet they might dick is good-looking
sleep

I said it was a photogenic scrap updated

photograph well yeah I think your dick
has a good side and I think yeah I found

it but

here i right so the

take a midway break a little breather
little on israel it’s time let’s chat

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breeder that was sick

and my eyes are close that entire time
ever

yeah got over today

the I’m proud to be a

and I appreciate boys dance circle more
questions

in I mostly spent dead ahhhh

but do you guys have anywhere to go
after this guzzle

this this can go a long way or at the
very least another 17 minutes until they

kick us out

I really need another guy’s name Peyton
Manning did not go to do

he played basketball here did no

yeah lozer Todd who

pots appareil ski was that like Coach
K’s

nap yourselves does people left any
police name on the team

component is hard to pronounce yeah

I really like winning at Scrabble is all

Robert Thurston yeah at school coach k
sounds like yeah

where donor coach gay rights

could not were okay

last night the party I was that guy
crazy in a random girl I was looking up

with Rob

glitter on my day cool

I’m trying everything but I can’t get
that letter of do

it’s legit are really starting to hurt
from all this

dropping in paint thinner years
switching to a coat care better

that’s fine card

my girlfriend will wonder where the
glitter keen

rock

and I’m afraid there’s only one
conclusion is your comp till

I know your router’s me I need advice

what I say to my girlfriend so she
doesn’t get mad the

please help me out love Coach K so
you’re weird

just to be clear the question isn’t sure
they break up with my girlfriend I

cheated on her no no no

and it’s not her like a cat litter of my
dick it’s what do I tell my girlfriend

clancy like yeah that to happen

yeah it’s not a holiday literary

I I have a glow in the dark penis

now looks like a cylindrical disco ball
down there

that’s not change a high-wire playing
aired

do I said blocked I don’t know a parking
meter subtitled

one police putting party leaders
quarters

in you think big clear yet the nickel
rubs off on the metal

and it yeah if yes threaten legal just
lagged

a relief indicate if you fuck that slut

it’ll it’ll it’ll start sure you say
that like you

baby I cheated on you himself part I
can’t believe I

I had so drunk night didn’t not I love
UN

for a moment lastly I what happened who
was it who did you say was it somewhat

let me finish peapod you frequently haha

money wanted to talk to you I how’s your
hair so

just black not at 873 it doesn’t add up

lookin not gonna tell you sire

what I wanna see

before you judge me that I love you I
love you too but we think this is going

to be opened the house they are
unconditionally baby

I’m the person I what parking meters we
hard

that’s right that’s right but the
parking meter baby

don’t happen and went home happy with it

call you can call me back I’m a

down with my I will never call you that
again baby

hearing that slipped out right there was
a lot harder than it is right now we’re

twins at the lapin repair other

he and I apologize for that and a pardon
me a little

a back to you a course so where was it

baby heads look I card

a girl with later he gave me a handjob

good straight up but moon

straight car thank God I thought you put
the parking

do Yahtzee

scour hers karlovac

now that’s a really really really really
bad advice so here’s what I with the UN

to glitter party you wave your hands in
the air you danced around and then you

had a good run your hands by oh yeah

the and then you went into the bathroom
you started to pee and we got on your

dick and that okay cuz you were admitted
partying yet clear on your hand and then

you went pee everyone

bees the you explain it to a girl

look you don’t think everyone to be do
you

albert Breer umm-hmm

soho here’s my eyes

that not consulted my both it slightly
different okay

I wouldn’t say your wave your hand in
the air paint dancing like you just

don’t care

you land use it you promote your entire
body glitter

class suddenly the pic doesn’t seem like
it out

only

really interesting ended right anyone’s
you go to her at a bread

in human-computer I I was I would call

do lol I ugly turn

is headed to is pursued

yeah no to implement any covered the
entire night

and then if you’re if your body is
covered in the same weather here

your car yes but that silence is how to
react when someone says cock

it here but I’m is covered in the same
glitter your dick is

does a cock cock is didn’t

nobody knows which part of what was
touched by who it was just the giant

litter

festival and there’s glitter everywhere
has after a reason

I so we reason everyone went to a party
where there was literally got our hands

and then your penis and your

suggestion is glitter all over your
entire body

julia paes we did with the Jester naked
party which is unknown

let’s close

everyone club you think I’m right I had
a good while

yeah clapping you think I’m right

the

yeah

yes I thought you guys were smart man

that was all UNC’s to the plot a this is
a question asking the Duke interview is

why I said

ir guys Dick covered in glitter

so I what would you do hi

fast though I gotta go all

I am ready for life with his last
question yeah one more question I just

want to say maybe if he’s cheating on
his girlfriend he should break up with

her anyway

Ossory a always break up with your
girlfriend do

read it I’m OK alright again do you can
read it

I okay wine final

dudes name travels

but someone say

Jordan who Farmar you can go here

I’m just joking michael jordan led he
went to its K

actually

thin

I’m hearing a lot of yesterday Michael
Turner treasure every

every everybody yelling true love

are about the Michael Jordan Duke
basketball

Helton romantic in

sure Elton Brand right so start with a
normal night of drinking

in my college dorm was going very well

everyone was having a great time there
were 10 a bus

and eventually we decided play spin the
bottle

you have been there and since we were
drunk

it got intense yeah good two hours later
70 bucks ended up in the next room naked

and fucking

call Ryan keep reading

me my girlfriends another couple

my roommate a guy and a girl who are in
relationships who significant others

work there

after about an hour

the girl with her bf their had enough
and left

her bf followed because

obviously you can’t participate in it
orgy after your significant other leaves

right

and that’s a little bit loaded pay
attention

so it was down to three guys and two
girls my girlfriend was paying a lot of

attention

to the guy next to me even as far as to
say

I want to make you cum which started to
make me uncomfortable

so I decided I had enough and I left
assuming my girlfriend would follow

turns now

she decided to stay and follow through
on remark

I am hurt by this do

seles is not a liar

begun

it with glowing hailed

it does we got two theories with this
guy me

how I react to this good she stayed in

but him after I left for over half an
hour

this is cheating right

what would you do with this happen to
you well as you do

love Elton Brand Lalit an amazing

tailed seven people fuckin having a good
time

you look over your shoulder girlfriend
blowing a guy a slow market will have a

hotel

a and as I can hook up with you

0 two people left out as I think this
year was it might be anybody remember

hamlet is standing inside squeezing his
balls

Lohan up from wats yeah

I that it comes down to him his
girlfriend and she’s blowing their

fucking another good

and he leaves these days

and she ends up having sex with this guy
is it Gd

what she was already having sex with a
guy before he left so that said today

released I would advise anybody in mid
11 or D who’s gonna leave like banking

on the fact that their girlfriends in a
follow-up

at least say hey come on really you

like a passive aggressive do that later
for dinner party

work done here yeah all honey we have
that big don’t forget tomorrow morning

think firstly what they’ve got another
my favourite very well but don’t forget

yeah I love you

I’m gonna wait in the car I would stay

I’ll words you with your girlfriend in
any like the military’s

every time you’re going to fuck someone
else with your girlfriend or boyfriend

don’t

but what if it’s your 10 quickly have
anybody here ever done it

hmm has anyone here we’ve been in WoW a
thousand hands up in the air

do are you serious didn’t

did you really do it the

we can make you well i not

mary did you really haven’t or get now’s
a 3some

you had a 3some with you are personally
alone had a

orgy with two other people were getting
so you’re like the 3rd wheel sorts

in we with a guy and a girl that’s so
cool

I go through the question

well I actually do have one question
maybe come see me after the show

the I for her

so sorry would anyone else sorry has
anyone else are you look beyond that

girl

daren

I cannot say we don’t think you do drug
lord I want clear

does Google Drive another 12 hours to be
an old

if you had the opportunity it was I then
went up in an orchard

greco growing or otherwise I know their
head over there you scratching the back

of your head

wishing you didn’t just do that because
I fun got it

cool 08 ok no stop scratching your
everyone whether it’s on their head

now’s not the time

dracula already girl Kaitlyn Jack per
second did yeah

I I

did that relationship stay intact after
you

are they together yes is the whole
looking like you

we’re all friends they’re clever

y’all and you guys gonna do they don’t
go to do

sexy where do you go where the hell
delivered

Rmxs okay donation

other couple with her brother and her
brother’s wife 0

hey 13 yeah is a personal as a 3some an
orgy

we gotta cut at all but a certain point
I feel like the over/under is

three-and-a-half

that’s a 3some that there’s a 40

and then there’s an order please anyone
here ever had 40 relationship or

otherwise

see that’s how rare and beautiful thing
you didn’t know the

looking 37 will resume next weekend oh
yeah I’ve also had sex before

five people could it definitely come
find us after the show

if you you don’t have to

I really appreciate it I an orgy is
still rare

it is a diamond in the rough if you can
have that although it is not a butterfly

on a flower up your penis

absolutely and if you have the
opportunity to do so even if it’s with

your girlfriend don’t you at least

entertain the notion no never is it not
worth sacrificing a silly relationship

that man died and any way to tell people
that yeah I’ve what seven people at the

same time

what it’s like five with Mr guys one

where you’re at it we were like it’s
just you and your girlfriend and five

other team

a as long as I could save white
confidently that I’ve got seven people

with 7 some ever front of me actually

I said I stuck around after to cuddle
may have another

about it own old I was the conductor the
train

in

slow burn

and i’m sorry

I feel that your parents are here matson

a are after I my mother

motherhood are they where they’re at now
my mother and father are the RD where

are they

I somewhere over there ish %uh

koshen

dollar has increased in

hey mom I love you dad you’re okay

not listed mama bears

do daddy

you’re my wall thanks do

at actually really nice

now

should be play another song to get us
out here is like your sisters guitar

I yet know it was great rage you are the
players are

I don’t know where they actually have
written it closing song over yet let’s

do it yeah

RI wartime Rachel in Jenny the

do

do

do

book do

doll R

the

Alex of your Operating Engineers in

Rachel your good but

status I love pretty mediocre guitar
player and inspectors

at the you know how to play here we go
but

she’s asking if you if you know what
that is I know who work

okay okay here we go this is our actors
on

by the way thanks so much for coming out
and ask because the grass %uh

the

yeah I hahahahaha

Duke University

he doesn’t know if she did not believe
the the ideal a June

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know why there still dollars

don’t go around and start right

go

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silly

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he didn’t

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day you day use love the

a just want to quickly remind you guys
that we do have more live shows coming

up

and on May 8th and Los Angeles at the
Hollywood Improv

we’ve done a budget shows there it’s
always super fun tickets are still

available

he got if I were you show dot com you
can get a link to purchase your own

and then we’re also still going to
Australia armelle been

show is sold out but we still have
tickets available

for Sydney Adelaide president Perth on
June 9th 10th

11th and 14th I think as a all the
information for everything you need is

that if I really show dot com

or Jake and Amir dot com come on by
it’ll be fine we get to hang out after

we never see each other

alright see you monday back

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