Episode 17: Batman vs. Porn

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In this episode we discuss handjobs, Burning Man, and nursing baby birds back to health.

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from

will call him sama seaborn lovely

fake name real person really email we
get ready to give everyone a fake name

just enough preserve some anonymity

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anonymity ever got no not directly

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anonymity

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know I no longer need you

alright year ago fake name really email
the year Jake near

so last night I was browsing the
internet I found a link to some porn on

a message board

curious and mildly aroused I copy pasted
into it cut me toe-tapping checked it

out

turns out it wasn’t as satisfying as
initially described so I skipped the

jacking up and went to sleep

the next morning I woke up particularly
early due to a bad night’s sleep

still drowsy a stomach my computer brass
tumbler while I woke up

I happen to see a cool Batman picture
decided to link it to my gf

I selected the RL open up a chat window
with her hit control be then enter to

send the message

but to my horror I forgot to copy the
Batman pics URL

and instead Center the mediocre porn
link from the previous night

she’s offline but the messages will be
delivered as soon as she logs on

I’ve only got a few hours until she
wakes up and sees it how do I prevent

the

imminent embarrassment yours truly Sam
Seaborn I don’t want my girlfriend and

no I watch mediocre

or I every literally do the real see it
view it was hard allowed be one thing we

do is so mediocre I could even get off
to it now she’s gonna see if think I did

all the love the way this guy watches
porn it’s just like I

with other message board thought I might
see some porn I was

ready to jerk off it wasn’t satisfying
so I skipped it went today

Yahoo does I I was so close but that’s
why when I gotta go back to the message

board buses board is this I don’t

it’s so weird like alright here’s this
point I’m gonna do it and then

nothing with Matt well there’s no other
porn on the internet I get that one

wasn’t the video for me

I was sorta one-and-done in that regard
I don’t really like to give it a few

chances

oh man I believe in fate is it not a
person that you’re gonna send your

girlfriend a cool Batman picture

I let’s more bears they move event
picture the mediocre poor you’re gonna

send

I get there to me they’re almost equally
embarrassing

have your found porn on a message board
that totally at

wouldn’t let its like a porno message
board I’ll it might sorry Orem

in my experience turn the volume down
mom I

but not all the way up which is if
you’re listening to loud ratchet this or

something i knowi

yeah I i’m I you like if you find a

like they are watching porn video and
it’s a very attractive girl you like no

I like the way she does this to you I

I’m a new fan of hers the final turn and
you could like Googler

sometimes message boards will show you
like obscure videos that she’s W

a so what’s your what you do some more
research to lead you to a message board

right I C so you’re like a passive porn
watcher yeah I like yeah I’ll just go to

read to you

watch Lee whatever the top videos are I

much I’m an amateur your Yamagata after

another 1500 like that deep cuts is you
when I stand up

watching videos from 1998 you before the
internet porns golden years you can tell

they were digitized from VHS

I deep cuts a

thats that was on the name to the point
that I liked I

as the name in the message board I yeah
I H I mean

there’s nothing you can do I think his
own up to it laugh yet haha

wrong link well yet love you can play it
off as a joke

you play it off as a joke he complained
of is a mistake or you can look

said just apologize problem is it’s
definitely if you were hot porn you

could send it two RBIs I wanna do this
with your think wow that’s that’s kinda

sexy

but a girl a couple 8 a.m. and have that
mediocre porn

he said in the morning you would like a
late-night think a 7:48 a.m. I got that

text in the morning

yeah but to send that chat liked this do
I’ll admit that you’re looking at porn

it like

7:45 a.m. and sending it to a how close
you with your girlfriend

I wouldn’t be so don’t like cancer J any
answer them and how closely with your

girlfriend

you’re very intimate you aren’t you
presumably a um

well I don’t know it how old you are
what you do I

we always have a shit but is it
embarrassing to admit your girl for the

watch porn

everybody watches point but is it still
embarrassing to admit your girlfriend

that you watch porn

it’s amazing that she’s gonna see a
video but like valujet top that videos

yet the what it is that what he’s gonna
say

no uterus that it’s like a jerked off to
it yes her now

it is its is a weird situation I pick
you up

use enter the he say whoops wrong link

lol I clicked OK took look as if like
you’re like oh that was like a weird

joke that I sent you porn instead it
like

the Batman URL when in actuality that’s
what you did

or to send her a bunch of links starting
now just like 28 links

image back sorry I got spammed 0 click
on any those that span

or like center for poor links in our own
be like lol sorry my roommate got all my

computer

how they go that’s what I would do I
would say somebody else

I would say somebody else said that over
I said yet tender I think you but just

for links and then

+91 roommates be like that’s cuz be porn
teens that does total stamps take that

as a spam bot

sorry Yahoo like my computer got hacked
yeah by robot that sent you porn links

right

anyway to make up for here’s a cute
little Batman pay

I who I I think it’s too late by the
time you got this

but a Sam Seaborn if you’re listening
please let us know how you played it I

wanna like do a little follow-up up to
this guy

yeah I agree I wanna see well how he
played it I was go for jerked off to the

Batmobile

I do you think it’s possible that this
could lead to a fight

I did very surprised it’s like why did
you send me that why are you looking at

that

am I not satisfying for you now dude I
just

just I’ll dress up like Batman if
that’ll get you out it’s not setting me

back

met pictures and then the yeah to lead
to some really cool role-playing shit

where she’s Batman you’re never had
followed by Robin

hell yeah only babbitt’s been fucked by
Robin

only Robin’s dad fucks buy back in I
boom

a an hour you almost had mercy did not

you totally did but I in my head I did
but I didn’t say it out loud

harm are sexy I by the way the Uncle
Jesse quotas have mercy

yeah not no mercy so I’m still it within
my legal bounds here still hack you just

saying the quote Ron I I’m

messing up twice on plagiarizing
incorrectly so that

yeah it how does the plagiarism all
right let’s go on to question

number two hand this one’s from Leo
McGarry

Leo McCarey rights I just found a small
injured bird outside my friends house

I which I am house sitting at the moment
I stick to flee brought it inside but

now I’m at a loss for what to do

now I just have a small dying burden
issue box help

what we don’t work I what can we help
with Leo

it’s Friday that he like instinctively
bridal is very thick

all he’s injured i’m gonna proceed with
alright alright

it’s at home it’s another and have damn
it

%ah what now birds die all the time
inmates at

you what you’re doing is disrupting the
status quo

I actually I have similar experiences
with this back in

where I grew up a we had a lot of cats
my family

so my cats were always like killing and
maiming squirrels and birds right

and my family like I mean I’ve I buried
so many birds in little shoe boxes

I yard and then you just yossi rescue an
issue out so they used very them and

when they’re alive and is that so we
should do if the bird I

if you think you may be able to help it
you can take it to the you your local

humane society

duvets give a shit about like injured
pigeons not that’s

humane societies what’s the difference
I’m not sure what it

the Humane Society looks after like all
animals that let you bring a few bring

like

that cost a shitload of money he made
his eyes are like pro bono

you know you you can bring up for their
after my sister two weeks ago

I found a what a baby bird like with the
around the yard I

she skipped work yeah took the bird

on the ears open Humane Society was a
hour away

she drove all the way out there show
them the bird they said oh this is on

this is just a baby bird learning to fly
its parents were watching it from NS

I’m so what you’ve done is

frighten the parents you stole the bird
it was about to learn to fly

I ass there’s like freaked out again

turkey I did free other back to my house
the two hour drive at this point but as

you open the box the bird flew out the
letter

to I sela I would

here’s an argument for you the Humane
Society does more harm than good

what yeah how just by dis by wasting so
much manpower Elektricity energy

I recess it aiding needless animals
lives

that it’s a waste it’s a net drain on
society so not has that that is

I ay ka developing basically right now
so we got your own adversity madame gas

we will spend driving freakin birds to
this he made his ID

will is OK the cons outweigh the pros
are helping out a pager that is so that

yeah he should be able to kill birds

I did you see if they kill birds without
you and over

you kill several birds this week I see
you have a slingshot League

like a god damned departures
eight-year-old or something don’t they

go for gin but since then with the
Vendetta

I just walk around Brooklyn killing
birds stuffing them into my pockets I’m

Google Humane Society right now it is

I just I really think there is I think
they do a lot a good work

yeah I really do yeah you think they did
a good work I V

yes there what they like but like
lizards they like fix lizards feet in

like a

make sure that like a squirrels are not
in pain

well yeah it Steve and I

they slip there you go to the tightest
up animal suffering due to cruelty

okay so yeah will what animals I feel
like a bit smaller than a squirrel

DH their suffering a small birds could
suffer and die

with no help with no remorse yes I don’t
think there should be PQ men spending

time resuscitating animal smaller than
squirrels

you know I think I mean I think your arm

peptide out that they’d like when we
were younger but we did this week when

we rescued squirrels and birds and
brought him to the Humane Society in

southern healed

that was like us learn compassion for
other things not necessarily like

yes I care a lot about squirrels now but
I can’t write your more about people now

cuz like I recognize the stars girls and
you were here at the human

I think so web page to a good behavior
work

I I just think small animals deserve to
die

or suffer based on what how to get a
small animals though at least just

deserved it

to live now I really I really like
outside a few min interaction yeah

you know what you think they should I
really feel like they should only lead

yeah I would love to work with a world
with no birds yeah

you want to hear birds safe you know
what if you know what I

let me as it scrolls jumping around the
trees will you like that when you run

over a bird

but ever run over bird I’ve yes I run
over I how you feel

I’ve black but I A I hit several robbins
once

I and I felt I also had a record one
time I ran over a cat once okay

now we’re getting it’d be getting it did
areas they should start feeling bad

about but did you feel any remorse when
you kill the Robin

I but I never more so I kill the Robin
so how was I raised differently from you

because if I killed a bird

I ran over a bird I would feel
absolutely nothing we’re driving and I

slid my brother had a bird and he are

we need it knows my brother and he
almost cried I

you were we’re driving he hit a bird

we all felt terrible that like later but
Jeff was making fun of me that please

don’t I can handle that

not right now right like her know a
squirrel debut

let like honestly I think I felt no I
thought the equal amount I’ve

remorse rating the cat but it’s not that
I fly the beautiful and I don’t actually

think that people should kill animals or
make them suffer but I feel like if in

nature the small animals are suffering
or dude I

I don’t feel anything was not to you
later if you hit a bird with you

but cars briar Nature let’s not have you
seen that Yukon Denali commercial work

comes out a victory

I I have it and I stand corrected I

build Gloria the makes cars from the
upper I

hah so it to this guy do bring a do a
humane society

I these are great to hear that sure a
non society that drain on humane society

you know I’m gonna start a petition
that’ll lobby to close every Humane

Society I’m sure there’s like there’s a
very valid reason there they have them

in every country’s I think there’s a
valid reason for humane societies

let me know what they are in alright

ready question number three I can’t wait
to see how I come off in this one

whether or not I should lobby for animal
hospitals to be shut me out are minutely

you know care about animals but I don’t
care about people

I guess we’re fair I

yep I’m like the nicest guy in like
super friendly and care so much about

people and do a lot of charity work

but have that actual the attitude that I
have towards animals

and I still a good guy de eso and I
better than a guy who loves animals but

hates him as you’re pretty passive

as I like you’re out there actually try
to close humane societies actually

killing animals that’s true its most
mostly for joking sick writers the gay

guy

but I do feel that way a little bit
enough to embellish into a comedy bit

it’s a little callous I guess I good
thanks and I appreciate I

a little cows as the Moses Lake you to
describe their at the

a alright question number three that
song comes from CJ

CJ Cregg rights hey guys I got a huge
problem

my best friend that I met in fourth
grade and has been a brother to me ever

since

started dating my sister about two years
ago I had no problem with the

relationship and I actually enjoyed
being around them

since we all get along so well recently
however I found out my sister gave

handjobs to three different people on
the football team

what do I do I love them both and
neither one has ever given me a reason

to distrust them

I love my sister but my best friend
means everything to me do I tell ’em

or pretend that I never knew thank you
so much if you read this please help

yeah I X 3 handjob yet 3 handjob still
let see how many people

okay three different people one hand job
per person

Jesus II I V I think with that intense

OVA cheat was it same time I really
liked it up it was a

time idolo room after up after either
football win or a loss

I can now give it was a lot of things
she’s just being compassionate

yeah as long as it was in a
congratulatory handjob I think we’re in

the clear here

his hand job a worse or better

for cheating than making out like if you
found out they are going to give someone

a handjob is that worse than making out
we %uh this is the second

and handjob she question that we had
yeah it’s so weird

it’s still like it’s so foul it’s in
between its

it sorta its you can like construed as I
can job is like you know more sexual

because it’s like more intimate but at
the same time it’s like

more scientific than making out no
fluids are exchanged well there’s fluid

coming out

but exchange yeah I guess staying it’s
either in one person’s body you’re outta

both of them when making out sex while
thanks a lot on saliva

and then aural sex is like saliva with
senior year

so if anything handjob should be first
base

is just one person pleasuring another
one concert leads the world people yeah

handjobs the new birthday kissing is
home

alright I have letter utilities having
sex Grand Slam champ

I which is also home technically but
beer sending three other people are you

know we have four sons from now on

I orgies are grand slams I it

I guess if I were you I way down maybe’s

I talk to your sister and say hey I know
what happened

um I think you need to make this right
in your relationship whether it means

telling him you’re breaking up for
whatever

but I I don’t know I there’s something
weird about like being the middleman and

taking the matters into your own hands
like that you note it is hearsay

good methanol mathematical way of
quantifying it

you have got can’t thank god you’re here
to quantify I have a medically for us

so let’s say everyone turn the mic as of
now I

it’s a let’s say everybody’s year
relationship with everyone is on a scale

of 1 to 100

so if you really close to someone that’s
a hundred if you’re very far to one

and then everyone else lie somewhere
between who every year

whoever’s numbers hires whose loyalty
should be with

so for example you cannot your sis term
giving

3 handjobs are you in ninety with Hernan
eighty-five to your friend

this so that ninety is higher than the
85 and thus you shouldn’t tell your

friend

but if you’re closer with your friend
and you are the girl then your loyalties

owe it to him

and you should tell that person so
whether you catch your girlfriend

your sister cheating on her boyfriend
the decision whether to tell that person

or not depends on how close you are with
the person that you cheated on her with

I completely disagree really yeah so if
you saw

your friend let’s say rosy a he was
dating some girl you didn’t know

and he was cheating on her would you
tell your

a would you tell that girl I think that
you know it’s not the different you

would be hot

if anything I didn’t know if not you
would now I oh my god is Road if i’m new

to people

yeah relatively well if they’re like
nineties are 85 on your

sale that uses just like he pulled her
in your asshole

I I think you the respectful thing to do

is talk to your one friend who made the
mistake and say

I know about this I have to correct it
what do you how do you how does one

correct it okay let me go back in time
it

oh and like force that person to tell
the truth you feel like for them to tell

a bit like they know that someone else
knows

their way more likely to be like alright
I have to come clean okay like

you keep it quiet the three guys on the
football team apt keep it quiet

so let’s say you have an acquaintance
that you don’t know very well and you

see him

cheating on your sister with somebody
else would you still talk to the Queen’s

he put it

you let you know your day that I tell my
sister you know I because she’s hired

that higher than a 50s is a god damn I
99

I’m so I see my tattoo 100 I love you
and I love you Sarah rate ELISA Hannah

you guys are all the best

I would punch anybody in the face if
they cheated on you but

your this is that they’re they’re two
separate instances one is

a stranger and someone you love the
other is to people that you know

your your fuckin algorithm doesn’t work
out like I was saying the extreme

versions okay but let’s say

you see a unacquainted savior’s

cheating on a really good friend %uh
viewers I tell my really good friend

right you tell the premier does this
guy’s level which %uh the eyes were

talking about right now

I sister and best friend you go you for
I think

unless this bet spread is closer to you
that is your number and get too blurry

up here now I video above 50 any other
person is too blurry I think your

sisters a hundred in this guy’s a
99-year loyalties are sister you don’t

say anything I quit

about the Oxford last podcast ever
people see the NBA tonight on this

I’m done I actually the last few
questions we disagreed on have been very

callous for both about

yes it you know usually you come off is
like the worst person in these but now

I’m feeling

another shame device haha I lobbying for
the the club the permanent closure these

Humane Society

to hiding cheating affairs I hate birds
in relationships

yeah how’s that for fair this isn’t nice
this isn’t good

I’m not coming off a well you know who
is coming well though those three kids

on the football team but they all
Mercedes

I

I do three different people three and
jobs

3 Handy’s it’s like a fairy tale she
gave

3 handjobs the three people who have the
same time zero if you could imagine like

some sort of V snook raking

3 pp pump your their hand to the other
one with her vagina

like as a sex he gave him a bike and
heads up with my place a

I got I I’m back to being the more
likable

Saturday at I I

where I love you can turn it up now I I
would see no

I with someone is listening for mom

my it stop watching the dais

it I stop loving it it’s cliche

I it is scrubbing the same dished out to
the porcelain knob

handshaking casinos are talking about
six

there’s nothing she ate more than
knowing you talk about chicks

chicks in birds birds and birds

because check cease to be called birds
also chick is a bird

alright enough about that feature alone
I

you’re alone in a room right now I
technically a chick is a bird other bird

David second on our chickens birds what
about hands alright

question number four running at a time
but we gotta get through it

and wait maybe we should take that break

nicely never take the breather take the
breather I will be there right now

reflected in our bed on a diet for the
last three days what do you mean

three days today’s Wednesday this is the
third David A a today’s

even on die for two days ya so what do
you have for breakfast

I went to Chris I okay then what if you
have what is your in for breakfast

up coffee with cream and sugar okay so
so far today which is the third day of

your 30-day diet

you had cream which is basically the
liquid that separates butter from

milk %ah showgirl with these convoys
healer desire to rate I had to visit

another bruise on

which is a carve a car loaded buttery
pastry treats

and you know what I’m still fucking
ripped I

it’s so there’s that are you not I guess
it is a

I guess it is a diet because for lunch
you have a spinach

that Bravo what I’ve only eaten raw
vegetables and lean meat for the past

two days

and out for dinner I only eat vegetables
in me a

so I Z leading to two thirds card freed
I you’re really early in that area

yes you’re going to see the cars use
positive in the mornings have all day to

work tomorrow and if you don’t eat carbs

%uh if you don’t Carson you’re healthier
than i yeah

well you need some carbs because you
know you’re working out you need that

energy to burn

I’m not terribly Elio that is as a
healthy as it sounds your cars from like

some fruits right there somewhere

there there’s definitely nobody is like
00 unity

across our everyday yeah I think why you
working out

why lies this diet happening now I’m
going to you %uh Burning Man

%uh so I wanna billet take my shirt off
and look strong

I what is burning Man I Burning Man is
that what is burning in death

it’s sort of like a an exercise in
radical shall fix

expression up and according to the
website

and according to you it’s like I am I
think it’s like a where checks just like

water and at the seven a raven not as
their

arrived is gonna be I do they call when
they yes that’s a pretty mean they call

a dusting

lie Kevin so dusty and I guess you like

pat each other the dust flies off oh wow
I V I don’t think that actually happened

but I guess that’s what they call it

so sorry that happened I mean like it’s
actively happened the ID the dust flies

off a guy who knows

60,000 people 60,000 people in the
desert and that’s why you’re not eating

any carbs after 10 a.m. every morning

right I wanna look a ripped and then
when you get to Burning Man with that I

like their

um its Buell only eat what you bring in
so I guess I was gonna get ligaments

cliff bars and stuff

so back to regular car carbo loading yea
or like me i get some

jerky me now I is going to arrive in the
desert with 12 pounds a jerk you know to

get sorry if I could drug that will
matter

i jus got your answer it’s gonna be so
sad when they play this clip your

funeral

I’m gonna be on so many drugs it doesn’t
matter what a yale is the died happy

I diving I drug my last question let’s
get to it let squeeze it into an

this one comes from president Bartlet

hey guys I am I’m in a pretty bad
predicament

my school is hosting a charity date
auction and I was asked to participate

unfortunately I’ve no discernible talent
to display at the Shell

most my talents are not something you
can display on stage

if you know what I mean no really I like
having conversations about politics and

the economy that I even sure that
qualifies as a talent

I tried learning to play the harmonica
but that’s been a while and I’m pretty

shitty at it

should I try to approve on that before
the show same goes for whistling I guess

hope to hear your thoughts on it Jesus

I is there any way you can get outta the
talent show unfortunately the school %uh

hiya as as them to participate and he’s
a

I guess he’s committed at this point he
is his talent is hot is

Lee its normal italians is like having
conversation about politics real

questions like not sure that qualifies
as a talent it doesn’t okay

I and then he so I was talking about
some topics

that make me talented do all that so we
do here and we assume we’re talented

shit oh my god this is %uh us start a
podcast

I can’t was ok I can play the harmonica

we’re just as talentless is this guy on
now but the thing is we’re not signed up

to perform a talent show

right there you go you know tied it at a
talent show Nate at thirty grade

which maybe this guy can cram in is
memorizing all the president’s

now in order sorta difficult sort it
easy

I it is someone to the talent because
it’s like a human rights 44 names or

whatever

raise them really fast search probably
more to more interested in another

I like know most government ranks
there’s a there’s a few in the twenties

that like it like a little hazy to me

but this is over 20 years ago I
memorized it well

so you know it just goes to show you how
the powerful your memory can be

only the second President John Adams ago
I

I if I who do you know any other number

like if I say one that’s george
washington is there any other number

that I can name the you another
president

a side is 16 with Linkin that’s true

%ah I guess that

Barack Obama’s 44 three it’s a 43

now that’s forty that saying I could go
back from there for this is this is him

on stage at the talent show I

%ah so I know what to do the one listed
68

%ah Obama I’m being voice for glory

the other boys I because reagan before
that like so I can go back a little bit

%uh does anyone as they were keeping
track now it I am might go to the play

good

okay only a whistling here we go

a crash %uh like I guess you could say I
have the Blues about his

her old guy the debate over at the

a juggling eilat island to juggle in
like an hour

that true yet joe is a very hard yeah
but the journey that you could do isn’t

good for talent show

three balls I cried lol yeah that’s the
minimum

the minimum juggling is what you learn
yeah I have had a very pretty is also is

nothing okay like

the other bigoted report he doesn’t have
a talent so I think yeah I juggle your

probably gonna fly

three balls I

as you I’ve wetzler was more present in
30

the minimum amount of votes you can
juggle I

eluded to it what had I have

you only when they’re learning how to do
thirty how you know the other thing is

that we could do Rubik’s Cubes

I am Katsav a Rubik’s cube in like under
two minutes that looks kinda impressive

i ty I taught myself that we’re not
really a

I did it from a YouTube tutorial you can
YouTube Rubik’s Cube tips

and there’s this whole tutorial that
shows you how to do a rubix cube get any

speeded-up

menu um is having a contest your

my time look I remember I gotta 218

and they were trying to under two
minutes in New Zealand two-minute pray

and then we both forgot how to do it

that’s true but if it’s fresh in your
mind you totally do it on stage

now décor I’m pretty into like the idea
of like little we’re party tricks like

that

just do a keep my brain sharp into
hopefully impress someone one day

rubik’s cube thing has never paid off
but I recently learned how to memorize a

deck of cards that something I’ll on its
or try doing

like number like looking at a deck of
cards and then a minute later being able

to recite the order

right ivy league with happy impressive
definitely right now your music

instrument right now like okay I could
know you

it’s gonna take a lot of practice to be
actually like impressively good armonica

but memory never is the shit yet
memories the way to go

that’s our allies if I were you I’d as
was the most genuine device ever give I

don’t think we made by them enough I

rift with really is a bonus podcast were
for half an hour is that is very

countless loser I who we just found out
is

a slightly more if not equally talented
than us

all right we are way way way Los shelhah
yeah

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