Episode 22: Threesome

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In this episode we discuss war, religion, and sexuality. You know, light topics.

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me laugh

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like a robot that China be a human and
to you play

I you playing it for a girl right before
you try to hook up with their

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like I have a podcast and that overthrew

darden he jailed for a bit

you %uh the part about me not caring
what if there’s blood when I P is sort

of an inside joke it to it does it
reflect

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a sorry I’m not clean are you not clean

did we do this who did you ever get the
results of your test back and I get them

tomorrow

the United you not you not too concerned
because I’ve something that she told you

oh yeah will no I don’t say this again I
got the total either does it came from a

doctor

its that the first time I went to doctor

Anna try to get an STD test is that what
do you think you have

and I said I mean obvious symptoms I
just one I guess d all of the above

yeah just like tested for everything is
a IR do that but

just so you know if you have an STD
usually you know

yeah and that’s why is that but i sat on
the podcast we got here from Planned

Parenthood right bid saying I was i

was not a wrong I think it’s like it’s a
there’s a chance the you might still

have it but it’s not a big one

rights I guess it’s rare so you have
this the doctor yesterday was like

are you experiencing any symptoms and I
was like no I and she’s like

okay you’ll probably find his pic but I
thought I

thought these things sometimes don’t
have anything to the Jews like oh no as

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like I read I was out with

I with the you know lectured in fact I
without bullied I think by a

a budget people on the internet you see
I have a pocket can i play you a slow

jam and

it said are we both rolling yet

so I guess the overall thing is it’s
still a possibility if your sexual

activity should get tested right hallway
it has that if you’re sexually he

shouldn’t be too concerned unless you
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are feel something bad then right at
that point that it’s like a are you dead

yet hurry up and get tested that said I
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one closed sore

and one that sorta vacillation between
the two it sort of talks like a the

plant in Little Shop of Horrors

sick can you believe I have scurvy I
can’t believe it i hope i rely on the

Oregon Trail

what is scurvy I think it’s a gum
disease alright

anyway this is a fire you be able to
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that may or may not exist anymore

tuberculosis leaving people get that

well maybe I probably have it book do
please test

genital tuberculosis I think I have
genital tuberculosis and easily

2i do I have some have small pox

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leg room so

chick I met at the Panther you the
Panther it was at the end to the Oregon

Trail right

she stole three axles from me in a a
cada salted cod led by higher

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more than enough %uh are Louis still
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my day one’s the day was the ride with
the day will fifty still ride with you

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I i havent seen my day was the in a long
time actually

in two minutes actually but as Celia

we receive a emails to your email
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com these are people in difficult places

they they really have nowhere to go they
there is seeking advice

and they’re too ashamed embarrassed or
are blamed even ask

their parents loved ones friends anyway
these are the people you stop

their idea and they’re so who lay even
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so these are people who write into the
show they’re seeking advice and we do

our best to a

to advise them come you know not always
great advice but hopefully

entertaining to say the least very least

said oh yeah she get started these are
five questions that we chose

from a list I love literally 12

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glass now is a

feel the curtain back on sigh since
eight well because two of them were

about you a crack to you about your STD
thing so down to nine

either like them to talk to my doctor
okay way as was just the PA at a free

clinic in Midtown

but you but she knew well as life to
know how to take my blood tell you what

APA’s beers are doctors to I think
actually they’re not

I’ll nevermind alright here we go ready

%uh this is a real email we’re gonna
changes name

to preserve his and nine maybe

head on DVD the here we go

is this from David Brent hey guys here’s
the sitch

there’s this girl at my school and I’m
sure what have you guys knows the phase

in which two people like each other we
know and everybody else knows and it’s

just a short matter time before I make
the mover we’ll hook up at a party or

whatever

here’s the problem I have a lot of
uncontrollable gimmicks

one of which is shouting random shit
extremely loudly when I see my mates in

the halls

so anyway I saw her walking down the
hall the other day and shouted

excuse me miss no fat chicks harmless
and quirky rate

wrong after she look my way in giggled
she turned and walked face first into an

automated swinging door

her way her face is now mast up now
permanently though she’ll go back to

being a smoke show when the bruising and
swelling goes away

and her nose braces taken off but here’s
the thing:

she’s really cool and doesn’t even care
about looking messed up for a couple

weeks

and is even acting the same way around
me I however can’t reciprocate now

because ever face

do I reveal my inner shallowness and
ignore her until she’s back to normal

I really like this girl can you help it
English 18-year-old

out love David Brent shut up dude

I you absolute dick

you he know he certainly knows what that
he’s being a dick

ideas yet care he’s like G she’s really
cool I she’s acting normal around the

even though she’s

has a rare look amazing about this girl
she’s like you know

it in high school a pretty girl gets
like her face all fucked up and she’s

still cool

sounds awesome and you’re such a jerk
you clearly you don’t deserve ur doll

this your faults you’re the one that
slammed the door into her face

no he didn’t he just said he and others
are they can feel guilty yelled insults

at her know that checks and instead of
her getting mad at him she

giggled to the point where she walked
into a door broker knows

and not only does this guy not feel
guilty but he doesn’t wanna even

entertain her even though she’s a cool
girl until shield starts looking like to

use to so that he can hook up with her

writes a for the couple weeks that she’s
like she’s injured

I you you want to ignore her so that
when she starts looking the way of smoke

so again yeah

then you wanna hook up with their you
don’t deserve her

you deserve ur J I deserve for in fact
man how’d you like to get scurvy

I I’ll kiss you broken nose and all

I her opener doesn’t like a open source

I to open sewers that are now stalled
I’ve got all ten plagues

I I think I have boils

I have a locus the worst part about it
is my dead

firstborn design I I

as a little bit adds to my penis Lego
like a weird kid her P I don’t even want

to get into the fact that all the water
I touch turns into blood that’s a that’s

a game-changer to say the least

you try washing that of the way he can’t
cuz its blood the Rio

a widget which we tell as a whole be
better

be a better guy try to be a better guy
volunteers

I puppeteers sieve getting I

think you have to volunteer your local
soup kitchen I

like you need perspective is what you do
a church the like the

confession save say three Hail Marys or
whatever

what a terrible what a terrible system
that is right

don’t change a just say this prayer and
I think we’re a GRT

prayers are right I AIG down by House
bid

Luca let’s let’s kick it up to 11 prayer
Santa

you know what he cheated on him 12
prayers should I ask the reason I come

to leave no because next time you’ll
just have to do more prayers

I think it’s gonna up the prayer thing
until it’s no longer worth it for I

won’t be there will be a next time
because I kill the person I was having

an affair with did you

all right let’s make it a 20 a

20 prayers I I think I need to go to
jail

no no I didn’t do that 21 Frank how many
prayers the

they what it while we are all the house
without

I to attend prayers for the murder

too well for the a should not have lost
count

I could do you like a paper many Gulf
and I wanna like really

figure out how many prayers you oh god I
have a mini golf events I

are you still at you are a fee for
murder a liar

you know what 25 prayers get outta my
face

somebody’s the religious verses you tell
us we have out backwards we have this

yet

with probably not sure there’s probably
another level ever more sir

or a something that you have to do in
addition to the prayer system

I wear while what are we talking about
know this already talked about young

people are

atoning for years since set I yeah guy

yes you should hang out with her and if
if that’s a challenger about how

a tall task for you then you don’t
deserve this girl right I I would

advocate just tell you the truth about
how you feel cuz maybe

maybe she’ll see how shallow you are and
I it don’t give apart even get started

right

that my ideal situation and let the fake
name we came up with for this guy’s

David Brandt because this is the most
David Brent e an email we’ve ever gone

it’s like an English guy who thinks he’s
funny but is actuality cut in actuality

is causing harm

for the people around him his a little
self-aware kathy lee said that he was

being shallow yeah but our faces now
messed up she’ll go back to being a

smoke showing the bruising goes yeah i
use skype tried and tried to

you’re an asshole a few you did this to
her

you a you AF I

alright next question Han

this one comes from a Tim

km 10 country

so recently a friend of mine asked me to
help her make an anniversary for her

boyfriend was away on an army mission

the thing is she’s not even that really
good have a friend and she’s kind of

annoying a lot

anyway I reluctantly said yes to
spending a whole day without a filmer

and edit everything

but now I realize I really don’t want to
do that what should I say to her so that

I wouldn’t have to do this

hmm yeah yeah

yeah you have a hard little day yeah
that’s a hard day and then it’s cutting

the video you know

time consuming a tough day anna your
login capture the footage in the

piece it together a time line then she’s
gonna want like

nationalist pass yet the movie this

it’s tough it’s annoying it is no tells
its kind ever live

just like a a tough little sunday is I
when you’re getting shot at

in the desert in Iraq for Afghanistan

okay and Army mission this dude

gave up like years of his life to be to
be shot at

sir the least you can do is give her

girlfriend a god damn anniversary video
holy shit

the many of the theory is fucking
girlfriend you know what I’m gonna take

his side

your your spending straighter yet rated
I figure out right after this

I I think spending a day with someone

and a editing footage is a above and
beyond

and it’s not really a favor for the
boyfriends a favor for the lady who’s

not at war

that I don’t think you can transfer I
don’t think you can transfer

the good deed what do you mean you can’t
take it with a good I don’t think you

can transfer the guy really think you’re
anti-american I

I’m sorry your anti-american so this
annoying girl came up to you

and said hehehe my boyfriend’s added
your uncle she’s yes she’s a

00 a war wife okay a widow

I I

alright baño like the second-best kinda
patriot

go on the second-best oh so soldiers the
best and then a wife is the second

that’s why for a house that it stays
home it supports their loved one even

though they’re gone for two years yeah

okay so I at second-best asks you to
create a video for her

spending a day with her and then editing
it um

you do it regardless of how in on the
girl s

laterally not a locking cap even footed
shot no do you not I’m sure you can

figure it out right

there’s a %uh there are worse things in
the world like I getting shot at the

desert you know your

I yeah I would you up even if I wouldn’t
do this I would at least live at it

right now

I will course so do that somebody is

somebody gave their life did a great so
on

10 if you’re still out there listen if
you have made the video yet

let her know that I you can’t do it but
Jake

take volunteers Iran will do it really
is it’s a holiday redressal you what I

wanna do that in a volunteer do you
think you’re gonna do it you’re going to

join the

the army okay how’s that alive I think
you’re gonna go to do basic training I

think I’d rather just say 11 prayers and
call it a week

I mean a I appreciate our troops as much
as the next guy I know you tell yes i

use wifi

yes I do you the thing is I don’t think
this guy I think this girl can you’re

already applied right now

like God who you know I think this guy
does wanna make a video for the al Qaeda

I swear to god you cut those out a bit
love dave did you

exits you I can sit down dural you
rapscallion

traitor bastard you scab UK

I P o’s solid Dave’s those goddamn she
does

this is what I was is figures on the
tape this is what I would suggest

I wouldn’t show where the Osama tapes as
a basis but

let her know that she can make a video
that’s a bit

fairly easy would require day shoot you
know like put up your iPhone

talk to your boy it doesn’t have to be a
very involved shoot

you don’t have to like you know cut
something together that’s very like

high production value can you can every
little bit helps

so you can a you can suggest to her that
maybe she should shoot something that’s

a little more simple

you know like her in front of a webcam
now that could be kinda sexy that may be

a tasteful nude or something yeah

and that you would how is it that hey
Johnny I love that my body teargas

health issue this video for you it just
her naked their dad

I no you

so what’s your real advice

if I were you I probably suck it up and
do it though I that’s a

that does sound like a device not cuz I
might try to get to the work like that

probably is

you know its it’s closer to what the guy
probably once you know just to see his

wife

yeah girlfriend I hear that I read
somewhere that the best thing in a care

package

are photos and videos have loved ones
and good

a thick durables Sox now

so I don’t know way be a as you read
that

at al Qaeda training camp of course they
want you to say that

it’s also the worst things to give
soldiers do

them with socks they need rocks

Happy Feet happy soldiers so this is
what I would suggest if I were you

pair helper out you know what how about
the troops

about this lady but pared down you got
to spend a day with her and then a day

editing

just a say should make a nice simple
video that would take

an hour to have your time yeah and the
soldiers gonna say hey I really would

love to

to you up by this were abroad but but
maybe I’ll just a

the others angrily we did some %ah that

at the people who hate America who hate
freedom

how’s that for an hour to ok I do that

maybe I’ll come home I’ll a year early
for my mission

is that okay oh wait it’s not because
I’m sorry my country

for people like you the ways they sell
cuz they have I

who a we r treading into dangerous
territory

yeah it is a I think we visit war of
words related to this

it was like a really bad not even
halfway done um

if we did offend anyone %uh we were
totally kidding

I not have that was actually us

that was a nice being real i think is
the I don’t think I came on belly

actually yeah because I was the one

you that prayer jerk and then I was the
one suggesting not helping this lady

yes it I’m going to

std’s our content if you can’t then
without open source

you can add I’m getting up getting a big
deal this is devolving into a terrible

terrible advice our

um alright question number three yeah

ready this one’s from a lady who will
call her Don

don i like it dear Jake and Amir

shit should I use their real names now
people who we are

right back deer taken in the air I just
started dating actor

he is a great guy and we get along
really well the only thing I’m unsure of

is with him kissing girls in acting
scenes it’s not much of a problem per se

but I feel uneasy and I don’t want to
get jealous when he

this does happen how should I not get
jealous or worry

I keep thinking about Jennifer Aniston
Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt debacle

being actor is how do your other had to
deal with the OPORD scenes that you guys

are in

toad %ah and much love done job

towed I indeed code on won’t even a
doubt not enough together

we should say everything above a dive
I’d rather not having ago actually

yeah cell well first of all thanks for
calling us actors because I have no

one’s ever for to us is that

where a wax yeah we’re not really actors
as much as we are other anti-american

anti-religion anti-establishment hacks

on-camera farts minutes more than
anything else

but even an even in our limited to
acting careers

at any wanna call it to even in our
limited acting

how so you’re getting your review X
larry has made six hundred videos were

react

I I I I have this weird thing we do you
i’m for a living

it’s like i how to work all acting

a that’s what everyone else calls that
you coming out on all mobile

yeah and I hate it actually the get out
a metallic gave

but it has come up even in our limited
acting experience where we do have to

kiss another person on-camera

had a there the other has as she calls
it

were a varying degrees of comfortable
with it but never completely comfortable

yeah it’s weird cuz I think there’s just
something about kissing it you always

are going to be

a little upset by right because even if
its quote-unquote fake

it’s not actually because you actually
art smoshing your lips against somebody

else right I will say

from my experience kissing on screen and
like having girlfriends who were

sometimes cool with that sometimes upset
sometimes very upset

it really like when you’re on when
you’re on the set wouldn’t they tell you

to kiss the person

it’s so non-sexual it gets like

surgical or something it’s it’s just
like old it’s very cold you have to

understand how many

it on the screen it’s like oh this is
that’s just my boyfriend in the grown

there kissing but on that set there’s
like

lighting got like rips the director the
assistant director producers the

craft service to see you can cheat on
people as long as there’s people

watching

so that’s what you say solo babe don’t
worry

i fuck this girl but it was at a party
in there are 30 people around 2001

the do you understand there are people
around is that make it better

only makes it worse because everyone was
was witness

to what I did to you how dare you sir

how dare you

I donors by Texas the benefit everybody
thinks that I just left it at

all out the door is closing the hoods I
thought about doing

I hmm I it is yeah it does help to think
of it that way but at the same time

I feel like people are pre-wired to
either

accept that or not through I guess
there’s also times right I found out I

was kissing somebody

in a script and I was like kind amped
about it right even if your little bit

after its like oh that’s not fair let
you get to his people and I don’t

because you’re

occupation %uh requires it yeah

yeah that it is job no is a good actor

yeah I think it depends on how good the
actor is like at this guy’s an amateur

actor writing his own online videos
there he says label voting check yeah

that doesn’t count but those who this
all my eyesight and I have like a three

way kiss with two chicks but if it’s
like a if it’s a TV show cabler better

okay we’re not talking about like some
that public access shit

honestly let’s let’s capita Adult Swim
fifteen-minute many sodas

and up so anything below that doesn’t
really count and every time he kisses

somebody you get to fuck somebody

yeah you and if you like in a movie
let’s say it’s a it’s a budget above

500,000 are better

because at that point you know under
five in a grand it’s not really gonna be

seen by is legal in the ad that is
already warned that I just warned you do

it yet

use the report I think so it that

you know it it’s tough I this is what my
thought is

you’re in this situation I was in the
situation it is it is a difficult place

because

nobody’s comfortable a if 1 I’ve your
house is uncomfortable

so it’s not like you’re enjoying it and
then

she’s not enjoying it either so it’s not
a good situation what helps as I think

I being one completely transparent about
what the scene requires beforehand

like you you want it you should ask in
alexi with the scenes are the scripts

call for before you actually do it

that way you’re not going to the scene
hoping the worst are thinking about the

worse than seeing it for the first time
on

you know whatever it is television the
big screen the little screen

or fewer on Hulu Plus you can watch it
on your mobile docs got slated

advertising wrote few

a so being open and transparent about it
is good

and a to like

not that you ought not that you could do
this but I feel like

the way I’ve seen it succeed as well
actors are dating other actors

like because then they understand the
actors and the others say so whatever

you’re doing your career drop it MBq

you have an actor if the problem is
actors dating actresses is also

incredibly volatile and never works out

be there i mean in our we die as we do
have limited experience because like

when we’re on said it’s like for the day
and you go home and you sleep your

partner and Blake

some sup movie actors be like have to
say goodbye for two months

ray and they’re like on set with the
person is playing their love interest in

like the I

I mean that’s why a so many people yeah
that’s why I like nobody in hollywood

ever remains

a in a relationship forever it’s a very
it’s a terrible place does make sure

your boyfriend does TV da movies

yeah that’s a that’s a good ask that’s
an OK ask if you can

if you can ask it whatever your a
aspirations are limited to a

the smaller streams Lisa if but maybe
you do get desensitized to it over time

and I guess it depends on how much you
like this actor Guy like if you like a

famous legit actor

than its worth it for him to see Joseph
gordon-levitt honestly was Joseph

gordon-levitt if to

gordon-levitt your fucking you should be
proud honor to have him as a plea for

you yeah fuck whatever the fuck you want
to do your duty to support you live

you’re ready a podcast overboard for the
kids people with Chu said Gordon Levitt

oh my god for crying out loud in your
your what you’re complaining because he

kissed a girl

you know we kissed friggin Megan Fox
yeah

weakest cheeky kiss Perkins though he
dition L so we just know you should be

honored to kiss the same lips that those

a-list Hollywood diva is actually got in
the losing you should be fucking

honor I can’t believe you date doesn’t
worry love big really have an autograph

get with that every other autograph you
we have your autograph

we have your autograph his autograph
zoe’s autographing megan Fox is

autographed

the I’m begging you please is take a
picture scanned it email us in a fiery

you share a gmail dot com we really
would appreciate it

well hopefully we help if not break up
with this guy it’s not going to get

better

he’s gonna have that he’s gonna have to
do sexy international and

yeah I view you never know the directive
acting it’s like first it’s kids and

it’s like that is that like

hardcore penetration Korea and then
before you know it

on in with past that %ah

bin Laden videos I is you

is good you guys working for the god
damn Afghan government the enemy

yep who a so we take a little break your
break

those statements that a break this is a
breather this is how it’s been going

recently 30 minutes advice which is how
long we say the opposite should these

then a break in the quote-unquote middle
then one more question

that sounds nice here the have anything
to talk about think about

%uh you know I really am just like a
little hungover

the late-night yeah so a

I want good and get into too much detail
about your last night

but something they said today that was
interesting was that

any sex is better than no sex right

I said oh yes what I said was I

this is a test that I had sex last night
now just now %ah

mama it’s okay I to tread lightly yeah

cue that give that have that figure
wavering over the %uh volume button

II said sex is always better than no sex
till a varying degrees sometimes

sex is way better than no sex and then
sometimes sex is just

slightly better than no sex right but
that’s them a few

an extreme one end and I might be on the
extreme other and which is like

most sex is like I would regret it so
much that I

I would rather have no sex was it
deleted regret sex

I I guess it would be like to wake up
your I wish that never happened yet

exactly

I why feel because

you did something that you’re not
entirely proud of you at home and

someone that you don’t really connect
with you just did it because he wanted

to delay it felt good

did it I guess I mean

I’ve had sex that I regret but it’s
probably happen like twice

right so regardless if who this other
person is

what she looked like how she treated you
what her personality was

regardless independent have any of that
stuff you’d say

sleeping with her was still better than
going home alone and not sleeping with

anyone

yeah yeah I

I wonder if that’s normal and abnormal I
I’d like to talk to people I’d like to

hear people’s thoughts about this
probably somebody in the middle

that’s normal yet that I think you’re
like a deviant monsters sociopath

you know I’m like an up tight prude ass
yeah

percent perfect for each I

we could just we are the into each
other’s yeah I fucking care about you

man if you had sex in the would you
regret it

II I’ve been a probably wouldn’t get
that how dare you

I I dare you to even consider that as a
thing that you would regret

noted love to have sex with the man
thanks I appreciate it course

am alright last question

let’s bring home where comin homework
comin home

which I think %uh case this once-great

this one comes from Gareth

hey I seven dating this girl for about
18 months now I’m 22 she’s 20

and when we first had sex about a year
ago it was the first for both of us

anyway recently the topic of 3somes came
up in conversation

initially as a joke but then when we
started talking about it

I got into it then she said that if
we’re

she were going to have one it have to be
with two guys

I love her but as soon as she said that

I lost a lot of respect for her because

that just seems like such a promiscuous
slutty thing for a girl to what

her argument was that it’s no different
for a to a guy wanting to girls but

pride disagree what do you guys think
thanks Gary if

think we’re gonna agree with heavy does
he really does that blue

your ultimate said hey if a

does look at bridge for two guys that
got my back you too

understand that guy with two chicks is
hot

and its sick with two dudes is slutty
high five who’s really want to I

you at all you meanie you meanie meanie

sexist I think that sex is I think
that’s the definition of sex is that i

think is so what you want is hot I would
she want this slutty

because I love %uh the third person
being a guy versus a girl

you lost respect for the yeah it is like

here I bet he brought it up to you like
joking like I’ll be fun to have a 3some

her don’t you think

yeah yeah I think it would be cool to
use another guy

whoa whore bag you slut

use sludge more Euterpe

slut big how dare you you you speak that
to me

you you deviant whore use slut whore

you don’t know that we have Ag that
poison to my ears

go to hell alright fine maybe another
girl

II guess that would be categorised to
that sexy I

these you with data that other guys shit
though

i feel like i you out a fifty-percent
respects zone and a it’ll take more than

a 3some to get it back it’ll take a god
damn 4G

it’s so weird it’s still like

his soul wrong he just like per argument
is that it’s no different

but I’d totally disagree actually I
completely disagree with you

it’s a now you know you know how it
feels to disagree with someone that so

we feel about you

you just feel insecure I think the it’s
easy to like it the girls like

I want to be the guy like old man I
can’t get you off

right like isn’t that what she could be
thinking when you say you wanted to

there’d be another girl

I mean this get this guy’s Ron a a girl
wants to sleep with two guys just like a

guy once the with two girls

the question is would you make that
trade

um her know I

I probably wouldn’t but I wouldn’t be I
wouldn’t I would be so

rigid in like asking like alright two
girls

and I and nothing else II don’t know I
think a trial its

other girls are more sexually
promiscuous than guys in terms of

homosexuality

like you you’ll army girls who are
completely straight will be like yeah

I’ve kissed girls described as one

girls were straight and I go I did girl
yes who Saturday guys rarely do that

guy’s really kiss other guys for find
those that america

capped a method to yesterday said that I
mean maybe I may yet

built we have a game that he said did I
england need is trying to hook up with I

it he said let’s make this British

I yeah I know it’s weird

but he said in England guys make out
with other guys just as much as girls

make out the girls here

yeah I mean he said that like everybody
is just like it

it’s a lot more sexually free their yes
people experiment when they’re younger

but I guess I think in terms of
threesomes I wouldn’t

be that interest in having a threesome
with somebody I loved

I think three sons are sort of like sexy
things that happen with

when everybody’s attracted to each other
but when there’s like our relationship

involved it just gets a little messy

like you know I have you don’t be
interviewed on a 3some in a relationship

you wanna have a 3some 18 stand

yeah that thats what I would rather do

yeah you know it all have one of those
till

yeah i would tell me about all your
threesomes

are you crying I are you Holy See I made
you cry so fast

it’s good level we had six I

up you low if

the worth guides to you all dudes

it to align at the PAC castles joke
actually

over it yet so I’ll I

sela we don’t even want to give you
advice our advice is to stop being such

a meanie

you love and respect this girl she was
at least honesty ill

I another agency at least honesty is she
was honest to you

you guys were joking about something and
it’s a complete double standard what you

did as other flavor like I’ve said I’ve
been

with that guy is it is like to look for
joking about threesomes and then they’re

sorta like

you there’s some kind of like glimmer of
hope in the news like that I have really

into it

goes out three said hi yet another idea
like okay when really

who yeah because they said on I

he gonna get than writing if you have a
pencil you can sign in blood.

is opening up its basically can’t play
just literally to scroll through at

random

any girl Duke for the love of God

by we are a we’re at a time more than at
a time

always more than at a time lets the
Letson with some apologies

okay first of all sorry for offending
any religious people the I don’t know

the intricacies uva

Christianity I don’t know for confession
is actually that

simple humorous to save up prayers would
a completely atone for your sins that

said if it is

good job yet a great job graycheck if
that’s the case

not to %uh yes obviously I do I do
support our troops at how you doing the

troops by making videos for their
girlfriends

said her boyfriend’s I would spend a
week and a half doing that

they fight for something that I’ve to a
freighter weaker lame to fight for and I

have nothing but all the ultimate love
for respect for them

three %uh this guy is in a sexist he’d
rather know than a full of the one guy

who deserves that okay

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