Episode 40: Sugar Daddy


In this episode we discuss prostitution, first dates, and bad gift ideas.

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comes from a lady that will call Sarah

fake name real email ready yes

hey guys long time listener first time
asking you to you for some advice

I’m currently a full-time student
studying philosophy of moral ethics

in California I also worked 35 hours a
week as a cashier at a food


it’s difficult juggling both work and
school as my grades are slipping and I’m

still in need of much money

but recently my roommate in my friend
both started an account

on seeking arrangement dot com which is
a sugar baby sugar daddy dating site

they go on dates with men who spoil them
with luxurious dinners

monthly allowances and some men who even
offer to pay for a sugar babies tuition

in return sugar daddies expect in
accommodating company

and/or sex more or less hearing my
friends talk about their

easy in hefty incomes I’m a little
tempted to try it out

but I can’t help but think that this is
some sort of prostitution

my prince where’s that it’s not because
you’re not obligated to have sex with an

but I feel as though that’s now even
possibly dangerous

do you think being a sugar baby is ever
okay were even exceptional the someone

like me

a young college student who is
struggling to keep her head above

financial waters

thinks Sarah alright let me tell you saw

have all my sugar babies I never expect
sex from

as the add the sugar daddy yourself
daddy as a sugar daddy

yet you actually pay them in sugar
daddies the candy yes and I have been

I didn’t verify I they are very angry

they are my head would not like to be
paid in Canada another

hola hola does I unplug your leg or
Yahoo data or

oh yeah fell asleep within a 10 year old
and then I give her some go

brought added a you be others will they
get money

they are you some kind of or I said this
was arrangement mad as they there is no

such arrangement

legally they can’t obligate the UN’s
more to sleep with me

our cash money so what I do is take
advantage over here too

for a range and at last night I was
jumped by a threat or dirty members in a

in the parking lot of a Gilson a and
they brought me to my knees

a few what they did with forcibly raped

and I gave me %uh our package a life
saver isn’t that how do you like it now

tell you what

a I didn’t I here I

yep on now we have fun

a this is a prostitution website this
year get

said I yeah this is it’s

is as much as a prostitution website as
you can legally deal without

I had no idea what seeking arrangements
dot com was I went to it

Mike and now you are being tracked by
and now I a sign up to be a sugar father

there’s a white bear outside his house

and there’s sort of tapping into this
radio show that we do a

yet relabel repack be kicking a signal
where they broadcasting to you

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reason to believe they’re not
broadcasting they’re not broadcasting

anywhere they’re sort of sitting at
locally in their gonna upload it later

white these is fucking leave message

what’s girl we have a drug deal to bust

are seeking arrangements dot com
obviously they can’t be like

in this website guys pay girls for sex
so they what they do is they sugar-coat


not no pun intended right and they say

want you become a sugar momma and Game
Gear its

and then a 1tb a sugar daddy and you can
pay for get sperm

ladies to hang out with you

and the entire thing is like a giant
went to all travelers out section I’ll

series with his all in quote I

yeah have a date with an escort and then

pay her in a tuition or cat naps are not
cash obviously but a

bitcoins I at and

to make things even more ironic this
girl is studying the philosophy of moral

ethics Sienna see you get it so you
understand I know you haven’t graduated


the final class is called obviously
prostitution and the first two weeks are

spent working on C

seeking arrangements da canção missus
the moral fibers your

are non-existent but it’s good that
you’re asking us because what you’re

doing is asking somebody who’s

a been on dates and gotten paid for

and yeah she’s saying that its not
prostitution because nobody wants to

look in the mirror and she’s asking
should ask your friends the air

so with the prostitution are no its not
like that at all it actually like

I fuck ’em any give the money I oh wait
a second what’s prostitution


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I I yeah I mean it’s prostitution

don’t do this although what’s a let’s
give this lady the benefited

out let’s play devil’s advocate a little
while let’s play devil’s advocate is the

one absolutely but i wanna throw out a
theory you tell me yea or nay

the when you take a girl out on a date

you pay for everything and you hope to
get sex

there’s no contract but it is a thing

that sorta is socially accepted

the guys pay and hopefully the girls lay

the economic that I’m being arrested

I’m being arrested but it’s also like
that they could

first well that’s like the pic for
someone’s dinner not many papers that

with dinner

and their tuition the right

so like either the UK you over reach

you pass a certain boundary where it’s
like the own net like

by paper grows dinner she doesn’t OB
anything I

liked I offer she accepts that it

the end if I paper a girls dinner

and that by her car she feels and debt
to be

and the way I want to collect a debt is
with sex that make you fucked up

so this is like seeking arrangements
while not explicitly prostitution is

much more prostitution the normal

data re which is a little bit
prostitution E I know I like talk to

girls who like

oh you like paid for dinner patrons pay
for the cats I felt like I had to at

least kiss amor something like

no you don’t yeah do that to people you
like or at a certain point if you like

enjoy it love you are starting to feel
indebted that you offer to pay and

insist on papers

the right and I’m sure if this lady told
her parents maybe they would give her

some more money

and I don’t have money yet through maybe

somebody would help if as opposed to
doing seeking arrangements dot com

me realize how dire the situation it was
yeah they’re like student loans and

stuff for you Renault whatever

for met I mean just like the

whatever your like if this is your you
know last-ditch effort to go out the


don’t and make them think before it your
last ditch effort which is donating


or eggs yeah and then after that just
drop out of college admit that you can’t

pay for before returning to a whore

and then become a whore I although

go to seeking arrangements burst then
become a whore

or is likely G at last minute mmm this I
would say or don’t even put it on your

radar never be the whore

never that’s not even an option not used
to it was trying out the was trying not

to be a whore

a prostitute anytime any can you even
debating whether or not this thing is


odds are it’s too close to even consider
right but also I will say that like the

guys on this site are

I essentially evil Yangon poor

women and like offering the money yeah
these are guys that you wanna hang out

with these are guys who should be done
donating to charity there should be

Scottish be setting up scholarships

not expecting to fuck students in return
alright so like

the all the guys on this site should be
round up and shot I W capital punishment

but I think they all should be dead

I who Wow yes stream and the girls the

I think the girl at the centre the
victims and the guys are like the geyser


predators whatever the opposite to the
victim is

a predator and yeah i right

okay had no the work yeah it’s adult
targets but rather

totally different good are you gay

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call you have my self help but think

about the fact that you did

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and I had to it a lot I can’t do it
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dude Abraham

Abraham rights in hello so I met this
girl on Facebook and we started chatting

in all

we both love the same bands movies and
shows after months of chatting and

skyping she wanted to meet me in person

a month from now she is a smoking have

happy tally in which is the complete
feature most guys want

I guess which will make me nervous when
I see her face to face

how can i play it all cool and hope for
the best how do I avoid awkward silences

I am also considering learning a bit of
French phrases to impress ur

should I go for it or avoid the risk of
making ridiculous mistakes in French

we are meeting at her city and where
should I take ur a restaurant

movie parks thank you guys feel free to
make but I mean whatever wild ABA you

can come up with

but please don’t forget to give advice
to you love Abraham

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what is a restaurant if I take a 2-1

do with it down I and order food

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my mouth

where do I get the green paper that
people don’t get mad at people after

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compete with the trees for oxygen

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say please don’t forget to give advice


though as the next question I likely
will host the show we could do whatever

the fuck we want at the movies
restaurants or parks

I yeah geez like it’s hard to go from

online meeting someone might have been
in person there is that like

that uncomfortable like oh my god
listens your real

really doing this and I what they expect
to see what I expected you know

well the question is how can I played
all cool and hope for the best how do I


awkward silences where we are meeting
under city and where should I take ur

a restaurant movies parks

I guess restaurant and parks are better
than the movies cuz the movies you don’t

get to talk to her

yet face errors that led to a birthday

movies about a good first day what about
a good second date

movies our third date thank you never
been on a third

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girl I arena

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for that they had like a girl from
leading to the movies I went on one

movie date

the last eight years people a movie with

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so are advised to read books are we
exited you go there

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like the movie itself starts at the

grill unit facing each other it’s super

but there is there are like
opportunities for intimate moments

I like a something scary or funny year

just the fact the hapless in add very
close to somebody

yeah it’s super like classic date

is like getting popcorn is so damn Lake
City yeah shareholder hand or not that’s

kinda cool kinda cute but on the first
day pal

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teachers circuitry

that human body the movie is displayed
on your face I

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player I

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wouldn’t this kind of thing you have to
embrace the

I discomfort because it’s like it is a
little weird

but I think if you’re cool with it
that’ll make her cool with it

and you have to make talk about it then
it ok so the best conversations I had a

after beating up some be obtained or
something are about how weird the

like the fact that we’ve met online
whats right you just embrace it head on

right but you would be wise to dedicate
with me you have had a crazy

like burst getting our talk about the
good stuff

and then later on you just dive Italy
it’s pretty crazy they were actually

family beauty

the US could talk about that we could be
done this before all that stuff you know

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things are going good break the ice by

bringing up the fact the

yeah my shed your cool skin and shower
that you could be vulnerable but you’re

comfortable well

with the vulnerable so if you were to
rank restaurant movie parks

restaurant first idea Park second movies

I would say park’s first restaurant
second movies third

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where she live a Miami Florida

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thought or maybe I just had is that


what if I don’t drink and I just act

suddenly I’m saving money and I feel
good the next day

and nobody knows that I didn’t drink yet
had a thought but I’ve never actually

followed through on it

because like all you have to do is act
more courageous and silly

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buyers right like don’t feel like damn

thing like

if I just like five-second bursts energy
right now start jumping up and down

that’s all I need to the soon as I do
one other person I know we’ll start

jumping up and down and dancing ray

and then it’s like I feed off their
energy that more people comes like with

if the energy

you know I love it I need to go to a
fucking bar right now it’s it’s it’s

11:38 could be also some places open you

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different way

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Madison Wisconsin yeah every single day
I thought I couldn’t go any more

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afternoon by the shows I was like I

turn on do it said in I’ll as

highlights and lowlights for each of us
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might lead to it as the lead in my life

I yeah I you

I it was well I needed to do laundry ran
outta socks and underwear have no idea

what all my dirty clothes in a bag and
started walking the streets have matters


we looking for a larger matter was 29
degrees below zero degrees you into the


most decrepit little laundromat with a
sign that said it was close yeah I’d


next one a good or other location on 701

East Johnson which is like a mile and a
half really all I got we’re

so what is the deal just the walk back
up to state three which is like the main

campus drag

right and you’re headed to you oh that’s
a girl was like

oh I was at your show that’s related to
the air

a and then you’re like where’s the

I I with her I was the road by 8am you
clean now immediately now

laundromat believes as you like but you
couldn’t things like

doing it is due largely by building with
Jay Leno now is a polite thing is she

actually wanted me to do

up there I remember being a highlight
because it was so you played I did take

her up on it on like yeah

okay let’s go to your building with urgh
that girl I’ll okay

for eight years old at least 10 years
older than this girl

YouTube really backed which about me he
wants to go back to her room and she’s


and some other roommates knew who you
were and some density that hey guys

a dictionary here I used to do is
laundry and then when I was like oh wow

cool in the others like

on what the fuck is going on with your
creepy on call that

here wanting to watch is closed are
watching easy way

then we put all over seven the logic
receive she gave your card the one thing

she said was

please don’t lose this car miss you lost

I dude I really blurted out I return I
popular Ono

Aug add all guys August the analyzed the
guy I love afraid we are never got her

room number so every time we went back
we’re like afraid we would be able to

get it going to leave come back when the
washing machine was then leave come back

when the dryer is done and then knock on
her roommates do I return the car he had

fold everything

that was the third thing as good as
funny when it was just like I went up to

the lobby this is so funny and they’re

but by the end when it was just like
time to switch it over the time to come

back and folded

I specifically right we’ve we really
made a day ago for

straighter and you about took a photo on
your instagrams

oh yeah a above me asking for permission

I also want when asked to go to the
bathroom its

I meet you I do my login urinate I gotta
be funny but as well as about them they

heard the shower

but after dark my user this early

LDS ok thats is I’m allergic to dust

have I he can you just take a look at
his rash or any golf Fri may edit

cards come holy shit i sorry I was
invited to this lady’s apartment

all its good that the good little late
the letter also highlights because

they’re humorously said I

30 but I am a late where no go ahead
housing is aged I got your head over

Dave throwing down my highlight is also
potentially a lower it was like

it was also a Madison the i/o behind the

I believe we have more fun college towns
and big cities yeah I can Arbonne

madison were more fun than like
Philadelphia and Boston

right wuv you have fun in every city we
love them all know this has nothing to

do with the people there the crowds were

evenly great throughout is just whether
or not we had a

crazy story for maybe looking where
there was need a smaller place like

Boston so huge

yeah we didn’t really know to go um we
need one street

I do though he took place on it I had a
really fine and a bus that though

no nevermind then %uh will you want you
it is we’re back to bed

had no way by whatever okay anyway any

Dave so wearin where Madison I’ll

we stayed at this bar called harkes like
all night

closed up we all left we’re walking back
to you some

girl Department with the budget with
Lake there was like 10 of us

we’re all gonna go smoke weed I

even mind your nine years older than
every other person yeah I’ll hey guys I

filled out a college eight years ago can
i smoke weed in your apartment

it’s so great how like I still get to do
stuff it’s fun for me and fun for them

like meanwhile

if i jizzed didn’t have a podcast an
internet where necessary

you be I repeat had no meal as we go
back to a dormant smoking weed

I the borderline should be doing anyway

now borderline should so anyway we’re
walking along

the street and I we’re with like

four girls five guys and Ernie river but

we turned the corner and some drunk kid

I’ll just groped where the girls were
with a grabber waz

lifted up her sister in grabbed her butt
Jesus and I

yet and everybody’s kept on walking

and I was like I didn’t understand what
has happened

and ice so I went up to the gyros like
what did you just do

it is like not in another night like
know what just happened why did you do

that and then she came back at like the
heaters touch you which is leading

that’s fine oh my god that’s the state a
college now that’s mine

like no it’s not why did you do that I
was like I was drunk but I was gonna

actually like

do anything where United is wanted to
make him feel like shit yeah I just like


I couldn’t Lake go back to the house
having not any said anything I was just

regret it

before you knew it before I knew it was
friend comes up to me is like

walk away walk away and as soon as that
happens nobody walks away

because it’s not like I’m like
confronting it a guy who just broke


minutes for those walk away and a mic
you’re right you I

you’re the voice a reason it terrible
persons friend I was like

is a block away I was like no and then
it just I really wasn’t even turning


at all and then all the surface I the
Dave the hand on the drug dude neck

you just the rows into the craft lead is
pretty much the most awesome thing you

can do

yeah just like just settling every
patchogue slam love story like you grow

up this group we know should augment
walk away

choke slam it was just it was great and
then that is my everything exploded and

I don’t remember what happened but we

every people were pushing each other
holding each other back Dave

like that drug I got up Dave would choke
slammed again

had the and then we just I don’t really
remember what happened big guy who is

like walk with Lee please please you
talk you through

I which is not an excuse no the terrible
excuse but

at least you started as they please
instead of wage walk away

dude its cool cuz when I was in college
I wouldn’t dare pick a fight with anyone

but now that I am NOT

10 years removed I can hang out with a
huge dude like David Rosenberg anatomy

I’d be down to pick on sintered saved a
gifted fucking choke

dave also is the next day like I was
afraid to him cuz like

I don’t know how strong I am I could
punch him

and break my hand and nothing happens
all I could put too many died

I yeah thats awsome

a so you had good good to good stories I
feel like

yeah we could double if we could keep on
talking about these stories for

able will save it for breaks for future
episode there

um great to hear in a few and if we

we want to go to other cities don’t
think that is going to be the only two

yr yeah we’re hoping to do it in the
spring so like

likely a lot of people came out in it
impressed the venues and hope will be

able to do it again

yeah on alright back to the questions

back to fuck in Madison do that I

what’s let’s call this person Isaac

Isaac rights hey boss I have a
girlfriend who is super cute funny

hot sexy beautiful and funny she’s a god
damn pair of nichols’

nice the problem is she is fucking dumb
as shit

and says and does the most dumbest shit
I’ve ever seen

it really pisses me off sometimes but I
still love her other qualities

I think I should break up with her
thanks for the advice

yeah we think so 0 yeah how

this you you think this person is dumb
and this person he described as cute

funny hot sexy and funny

but it you’re a bad even help out

year the dull when I think

me and the dumb one she is based in she
is bugging done as shit and does the

most dumbest shit ever seeing

yet its own done this shit is gonna do
that done shit you know you’re very this

all emails very repetitive Andrea
redundantly redundant yourself here

which is the least are concerned they
get the most which is he shouldn’t be

dating someone he considered on this
shit yazmin the disrespect so much

almost all over all the qualities like
that she’s hot

I love that about her edges funny enough
to note it twice in a single is the

adjectives this what this

they would have to go into much detail
about this when this at this guy is just

a silly

funny email guide who sows sodom

that he calls his girlfriend done an ass
is that we should break up with

basically be that your girlfriend is
dumb dating her is down

it Yahoo that’s a good tip that I have
is always

day in go out with someone who’s smarter
than you

that’s true that where you you want to
be the person

other maybe risk and dangers where do
you want to be the person where guys are


how did he get her or do you want to be
the kinda guy words like why is she date

her why is he dating her moon that stuff
I think you or would you rather have

near you wanna be is like other perfect
for each other

so that’s better than well how did we
get here is an economic standing outside

well at this guys must be so cool that
he was able to get someone so smart and

funny and beautiful

yeahh but I guessed that like makes I
think i’d was dating somebody smart

funny beautiful my friends would be like

how did he get her they’d be like oh
you’re so lucky I’m so jealous

they be a you don’t deserve ur I

if they were my real friends they would
it be really knew me that there’s and

definitely her friends did know that

yeah ship the Tigers is really backed
into a corner so I guess there’s the

sweet spot is going

going out with someone who you think is
slightly smarter than you

that we not intimidated people are
making fun of you but at the same time

you’re not dealing with someone who’s
like a pin you don’t respect

and maybe she thinks you’re smarter than
her because it’s nice to go out with a

buddy respects you

yeah respect for maybe intelligence is
so subjective that you guys can both be

smarter than each other in different

perfect half now but I was gonna I was
gonna go after Rhodes Scholar

official you want cookbook with you

loophole she I your smile

you couple that with the perfect its

the figure and stars and I’m sure that
you listen to her

look never realized it till now

whether you you’re in an orgasmic stated

you’re living your life in a state where
you’re just about to climax of God I


it I one last question good clean

you can go to bed Alydar do this once a
lot thank you you have you’ve only slept

12 hours last night

do you realize that I have a no home

him home with I I’m always have my cell

I E R you think that’s okay because
you’re not even bringing it up I’ve been

on the road for nine days and

the and when I went home when it when I
was done I came to your parents house

and I’m sleeping on a pull out couch

how is that fair and then you get a girl
and then I go back

take a red eye back to New York pack up
all my stuff which we they won’t have a


the next day we drive across the country

and then at the end that staying back at
my parent’s home for three days

at which point I fly back to you
Connecticut for the holidays

so I guess I’ll have a home in my
parents house starting December 17

K mommy daddy I’m coming home

please buy me things is what do you mean
you can get me

gipp her mom dad a present time and I
want to cart

I really dope I want a car and a new
apartment when I moved back to LA

because I don’t have a home no permanent
mailing address

Ono hmm

speaking of gifts let’s get to his last
email written by jacob

Jacob Wright I did not write this I’m DJ
courageously on the in

Jacob someone else right that’s a fake
name is the real email well within even

mention that email address again is if I
were you show at gmail dot com

if you find yourself in a sticky
situation a difficult place and you on

our advice

email the show if I really show at gmail
dot com right issue

he rights cell I’ve been with my
girlfriend for over a year now and the

other day we were talking about
Christmas present and she said she might

get me a phone case with a photo of the
two of us on it which I really don’t


I wanna seem like a sort a guy who put
his girlfriend’s face on everything he


she’s my iPod background but that’s a
different matter she’s also a bit

overprotective me and I feel like she
may just want to get me there so it


other girls of I wouldn’t mind if you
want the phone case for her but for me

it has tag nope

my question is how do I kindly let her
know that I don’t want that as a gift

toda for the awesome podcast yes Jacob

home and it’s really tough that is this
that is a sticky

terrible difficult place these are you
use dumped us

and tired then reportedly were at time
no word yet heard

I guess where that case with pride now
but at Willow will be back next week

show the gap BA jacket with a picture of
us on the back a bit

yeah and a tad too for my face that says
that bill fuck yourself every other girl

I’ll got a bad iPhone case you have to
deal with that he

that I think that’s a good gift the
responsibility to giving someone a cat

the are I I really think they’ve the

the the baby you should have done which
you already didn’t do unfortunately is

never go out with her

black I know as it is there’s we should
have when it first

this is the kind of thing that like when
it first comes up if you say something

it’s not a big deal

yeah you gotta kill this little thing
when it’s an aunt by the time it’s like

a by the time it’s a hamster

dog you can’t really run it over with I
get this which is a chosen the pastor

maybe she’s like said it to that we’re
gonna make it the

being a new company tighter it’s like oh
yeah I stewed over this and I weigh the

pros and cons and I realized if I have
this I would get to fuck other girls

like you

is you need to him a yeah it’s too big

it’s not even about fucking other girls
is embarrassing oh yeah I know

I’d that like that that’s a good thing
that says make fun of me that’s a good

thing where you can take your phone out
in public anymore

your growth did even be honored as being

a clingy jealous and I

all that it’s like this is that gonna be
in ugly iPhone case yeah

nobody has a photo on the back to the
iPhone case that looks cool

yeah let’s again ironic one of the key
Katter’s you know you should get is

getting both P

which is the the the for those body but

okay a it shiite but mostly

but hit the this thing does but

it it’s like a case that I is also a

second battery so you can your phone can
completely die

and then I charge so what you should say
oh my dad got me a movie

how to make your phone bigger yet he
doesn’t fit I don’t you dare

case cuz I want to use the movie cuz I’m
like so concerned about my battery life

that’s good so you say get like in
addition here found that they are

prohibits her for never giving your a
case with your picture on it

what about this I really want this but
I’m afraid people make fun of me

is that a bitch move yeah I mean yeah I
thought you can pass it on to other

people like

all everyone’s going to like give me a
hard time there such as why don’t other

people think

I don’t know just annoying you know how
it is when people I don’t care

I’m proud my boyfriend yes you are proud
of that

I had to have me I help you don’t

lil you marry me I have a mopey I

I I think you are you can’t pass a lot
other people because then it’s like

why do you care what they think and you
like and then you’re also lying just

you don’t want it you don’t wanna are
now you’re telling the that lying is bad

webbed after you just want to get amo
free will but not a lie

I a mopey a jet you’re generally won’t
fit the case

but it’s a white lie because you’re
getting it for the wrong reasons with

her I have mine is a white lie you’re
there I think

I’m nothing not a lie but I think other
my thing is even less alive in years

because my thing is I don’t want it
because people make fun to me that’s a

100 percent true

but like that Alliance banana she has
been on you make you retain your words

we can’t I’d love to recant them

I really think that you ought to just be
like I don’t want this

I it’s not the display of affection that
I wanna make for you

it doesn’t make me feel good about yes
it like

I think what a bit like it cheapens the
relationship that’s what I think I delay

weekends at the weekend that every week
in the Jeep in the

yeah a to weakening cheapening freaking

weakening leads and actually your
welcome your

relationship is up leaking I do think

you could just be like this is you
understand baby this is labor right

yeah you get that I don’t want to be
with someone that thinks this is cool

two options if you really like your
girlfriend and you just don’t want it to

be so

what’s the word seeking yes

then then issued a teller like hey I
don’t I won’t like this gift

I’m just being honest with you I love
you I respect you

which is why I’m gonna tell you the

that I will not like and I will not use
this case she’s so overprotective that

you want the phone to also be protected

in this this picture of her yet and this
you is

I know that this year the gift is sort
of like inconsequential but it’s

indicative of his bigger problem that
you don’t trust me they’re


and I think if you keep that behavior up
I’m gonna have to break up with you

the switch it up yes or

you say I’m sorry my daddy got me a bold

I so hey you make the call I think we’ve
given you two very solid options here

yeah I want increases your battery life
with your phone in the other

changes your relationship maybe for the
worst forever a

I dunno you choose what you want it tis
the season right

there you go i right that’s our time
that is actually our time

those are show I am email address for my
time if you got your own little

thingamajig is if I really show a gmail
dot com were also still accepting

things on some issues every single
episode has a new theme song

both at the top at and at the end that
first one was from someone

who I believe was named Sheldon or maybe
was reading from an e-mail address name

sheldon let us know maybe we’ll correct
in a future absurd

and this last one is by somebody named

cell thanks again for listening everyone

yeah have a good have a good Monday and
if it’s not Monday

have a Tuesday the and if you still have
it was absorbed by Wednesday just give

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