Episode 55: Wet Dream

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In this BONUS THURSDAY episode we discuss cowardly males, condo mishaps, and Kik messages.

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Tabitha mcguire rights I’ve been with my
boyfriend for about nine months and I

love him very much

over the time that I’ve been with him
I’ve been focusing on taking care of

myself gotten into fitness and healthy
eating and lost about 25 pounds

I never been overweight but now I’m in
really great shape and I feel fantastic

however now my boyfriend has become
insecure and paranoid that I’m too good

for him

whenever we are out he always has arm
around me and is jealous and

uncomfortable when I even talk to other
guys

i’ve been approached much more now and
I’ve been asked out quite a few times

but I would never even consider cheating
on him

I keep telling them he has nothing to
worry about but is in securities

but is in securities are driving me
crazy he keeps saying how he wishes I

wasn’t so beautiful so I would be more
in his league

it got so bad when time he tried to
fight a guy who offered me a drink at a

party

for some flat Rd think so highly of me
but I wish she could just be happy for

me for the changes that have made
because I feel great about myself

on top of all this I’m moving to New
York City in the fall because I got my

dream job and now he won’t stop talking
about how little even for someone I meet

new york

I love them but will he ever get over
his insecurities what should I do

things tabatha mcguire all tabatha

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can see tell you what they have

tell you what doll hun girl I’ll

let’s make is worst fear come true I

think its time I think if time actually
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there is fear becomes the reality and
I’ll be in New York on February 19 I’ll

see you there

let me in you go out you bring their
fuckin tight body

let me bring their hat smoke so bad in
da love

know if you should break up with them
rice guys wanna the worst people ever

heard

ever in your life yeah I think I don’t
think it’s at like the jealousy it makes

you do crazy things but he’s fucking

he’s a loser yeah he’s a doofus loser
you think I did a nose and I ate a new

here yeah

you hate this guy is one of the worst
kinds a boyfriend yeah

jealous possessive angry at you have
this guy just told you that he wished

you were

ugly so that you can find out how your
letter is actually the wrong on

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likes if somebody did that to you

and you’re in the relationship you
disliked I don’t know but I still love

them

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from our lovely amazing people and the

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like alright I lost 25 pounds and I feel

great

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guess but I are too beautiful for me

when you gonna fucking cheat on me

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want is a regular

rates the she improve yourself not
healthy has yeah

doesn’t have a good body image yeah she
is he feels good she looks good she’s

happy

and the one thing that’s wrong with that
is your boyfriend

basically actively doesn’t want you to
be happy or look good

your boyfriend is a tumor cancer on your
body

is that normal babe is an emotional
cancer think about what II partner

should be doing which is inspiring you
to be

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exact opposite think about what you

should be doing to your partner you
should be

like the fact that you got in shape and
you are like you feeling good feeling

healthy

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gonna be better than me

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Maple Lake

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getting so healthy I wanna do that with

the I want to be on the same like upward
trajectory %uh

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is that is just arrest your upward

trajectory to cut down here

me hello to New York City you don’t know
your dream job

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people

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the podcast but I really want her to

hear this on the email hand-picked by
the way we answered your question

this girls really do for a clean break
over here she’s moving to New York which

is like a new exciting say

to start her dream job it’s the perfect
time to cut this

deadweight loser anchor I’ll even

in Canada for ever I think it from
Canada didn’t he say that

arena yeah I’m a 22-year-old from Canada
and 22 that’s the perfect age to move to

New York and start over

and if the eight-year you going to be
entering a long distance relationship a

twenty-two

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life I feel like I’m really I’m really

secure in my answer on this when I wanna
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photo I mean what she’s actually ugly

inches just lying to us

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to walk in on it in some way

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easily beat the shit out of him own

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know coolest strongest tallest dude

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girl with a what if we like me and you

both fucker

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beat anybody up

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idea

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this girl and we hide in the closet

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my girl how bleak

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we wear combined $300 an ounce you know
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enough

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down you know they’re leaving

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actual crested

she says switches ache I love him

ball he ever go to say get over his
insecurities which I always thought the

answer questions like

how do I help him yet arisen security I
wanted to be better

and we were like she could go up so when
the fuck you anyway in the closet

it’s like a girl who has a a tumor being
like up buddy she’s

it’s part of my body not here to just
cut it off I can I like teach it to be a

better like Mario who would have ever
thought I might not exactly that so say

expect as as stupid it sounds II

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a lot of

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name

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and Tobey Maguire characters there this
week is word association

%uh her at hey guys my girlfriend and I
just

ended our relationship we have been
living in a condo at a ski resort

with two separate living quarters I
immediately told her she needed to leave

our condo complex

it seemed reasonable as I paid the
expensive deposits on our room and I

paid for our flights out of our hometown

she has been sleeping on the couch in
the up stairs condo her we would

normally all hang out

now it seems like they’re all gonna let
her sleep on the couch in the condo for

free

as long as she pays for the food and
other house items I’m in a predicament

should I still try to be friends and
hangout upstairs are strictly stay

downstairs and start over fresh

and if she does stay upstairs should I
try to get my money back from her

I paid her first and her last month rent
looking for the advice and the heckling

I feel a need to help me through a
shitty tan

oh man spider-man that is spider-man

white people problems they are all
revolving around condo

yeah we live in a ski condo and now
she’s all in the other condo and I’m

afraid I paid the condo fees

sleeping upstairs where we’ll hang out
in in this condo is actually a lot

smaller than I realize now that I’d
can’t go upstairs and I’m stuck in my

expensive room so loved

now what sure I ski all day but when I
come back home I wanna watch and DirecTV

in the esters condo

the schools seem like a jerk she’s not
leaving

I think that’s not okay I think she’s
doing like the well it takes to break up

and go anyway

yet Wesley let DG if they’ve they both
wanted to split

he said they broke up any did he
immediately to push it to be a big cut a

couple experts are you have to leave the
condo

Obama yeah know this is I think this is
the right thing to do

okay but it’s it’s in the colon mutual
correct

we had a good medical experience will
never lose that

pack up your belongings I want you out
at the condo complex

by midday tomorrow I I know it sounds
complex but it’s very simple I want you

to leave the condo complex yeah

you didn’t pay the middle for this
condominium

lol I bet the condo Maxima for this
condominium

I does she did at I don’t like all this
bad they’re doing a real disservice to

Israel average

you where you’re done you’re out here
your your you’re a goner a sister

yeah you can sleep up there that the
buyer you have to pay rent it is great

me

this paper food you with the with this
girl like what is the situation that

she’s created personnel

she’s made herself in disposable issues
that

before you had a free room does that
this dude is paying for their

got a freak out that everybody else is
paying for Julia to buy food let you

wanna stick around

I guess like also did you this guy was
like

was he buying the plane ticket out in
the first at last month’s rent on the

room

like without ever having your like
without her ever say she’s going to pay

him back

and now like that they broke up he wants
money I think that you can’t necessarily

do that

taken as for the money back unless it
but like if she

always was gonna owe you money for a
rally now you like broken up you like

really wanna collected

but you never collect debt at the end a
relationship I really got a sunk cost

it’s lost you like it

if you owed money to someone or if your
lady friend owed money to you

you guys break up I feel like you can’t
be like well

this is it yeah I am now it’s just a
matter of the

800 yet homie did he

a how’s your mom has a family is
everything

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was a

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little hard at it by can be so fracas

today

that’s right yeah from there is the
matter

a small matter usually not small its not
inconsequential its

trivial but it is you will need dollars

so what yet I just weird

I think if you paid for it jus gonna pay
you back

she’s that the he said beef you dated a
fucking

bird 28 no wonder you broke up with his
cat burglar

shit II thought ago for those me 500
bucks

that route yeah I think I’m a collector
a debt collector

I really think I’m gonna send someone to
collect my dad for Sir

I think she’s gonna take get thrown in
debtors prison related to me is that you

yeah five hundred dollars $500 dollars I

at the habit I’ll than

well I don’t want to make it seem like
I’m thinking about it too much

or Alesha I was trying to get the middle
mad 0 information so none of my ex’s

cannot

gonna be all I’ll be all over him good
good good amount I love it was a very

long time ago

a so that you do that and now you know
who up

and she was living with me in New York

and we’re like others I’ll pay rent and
I was like okay and it’s great and then

i she never did

and I felt comfortable bringing it up
sure and then I

but like it was discussed before it
happened that like a bit like the amount

of money that she would pay

yeah because it hand it just never

Liverpool you get the cash you want
slash need that money

Hill I don’t need it now canal fuckin
rich belair

frisa I had won him a red flag

what happened what do you mean apparent
how did you get into

come in dollars money I guess though let

my dad gave me a lot of money a guy at
the dad

you are how money my moms that had money

them Smith family comes from old money
if you know by to answer my ex

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I get to do whatever I want to have a
little web show podcast make a little

squirrel on alive tour but what though
my real

my real imagine by a real nest a

it is a my father’s money yeah deposited
into my bank

out honor I and II and a very rate

excesses I would call it up some people
may call it irregular

the right to the regularity that its
that is put in the area at a regular for

a lot of people

if you have a good its grand predictive
of the lot is rarely I have a lot needs

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job demand the US all yeah how dare you

I love you dad your course you are you
looking for what you do

up it to you

itself is a loser year ok

heard he actually sells nest egg yeah
there’s enough money to give me a nest

egg

it’s great it’s been really really nice
my yeah

Tromso a try to get money back or I feel
like it’s not gonna happen

the but what you have to do is cut your
losses he’ll you eat the money if you

can get her outta there

rate but he should offered a LUT double
what you paid

like you know I’ll pay for the food is
get a row tickets yeah it’s like I just

have a conversation with your friends
will just let her stay for free in hey

this is not the kind is about an axis
lucky dog breed get a ski condo

because I he was going to be a fun thing
for every one another for me

adore him skin you know the ski in ski
out whatever doing it. her

I’ll apres ski and I say I get home in
this help this little watched on the

couch

a choice about the burger yeah it’s like
the cheesy but lose you possibly can

and I want you else but okay we should
all be

would you be for groceries we discuss
its keep it socialism

that’s why we broke up with her first
shooting hugging the couch

okay guys with you but he s talking
about well

I am hey baby your day %uh

get out on my couch a Catholic with good

she is Cale I’ll be downstairs if you
need me cry cases but the commute

ultra-right

sheared it cheers

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cheers only on the bunny slope

up fuck this now %uh yeah get outta
there

and your money’s gone talk to your
friends a.m. alright third question

yeah question the third questioned the
third

will we need a name see best yes

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Arroyo who I everywhere a a super heroes
in a horse named as

there you go or Tobey Maguire and tell
me where films

yeah will see busy yeah alright I don’t
remember his name in every one of his

movies

I thought Seabiscuit was due 350 it was
their fuckin

male fish looking guy actually see
biscuits monsters the name for the horse

want it’s a frankenstein trinkets that’s
not release name:

its frankenstein’s monster the doctor’s
name was Frank its Wow

say to like make a metaphor techno
Seabiscuit wasn’t the name the horse

Seabiscuit monster was was the joke
there I said

aka thing they just are cracking up I

good and home look that is I

pic tell all my friends so so so so so
so those are you guys in every I tell

you I really like I have

was on a course little horse seriously
that’s good

but that would not spam well as the
horses there the biscuits monster

what he talkin really good time I get
outta my condo I

ok hurt

I it’s the biz get rights so in school
today I got a kick

message from someone named gender
Roberts I has to she goes to school with

me and she says she lives in Kali is 22
and female

on a bit scared so I say fuck off and
she immediately replies fuck me a

question mark smiley face

I don’t know what to say now I’ve
blocked here but I don’t know what to do

I’m thirteen-years-old help me

help me they love me too I

now I I’d I’ll I

owed no idea fortunately Seabiscuit this
general robert characters a

she’s out the fucking on fortunately
yezzz

it’s either that that thirteen-year-old
packages come yeah as he says he’s got a

vendetta or something like that who the
hell bent on getting to you

should I never thought ago no I there
was an opening there the 22 year old

female from California driver just Jen
Roberts she is your

you’re done due to get hyped for having
your locker right now

I unfortunately that’s the US for when
you when you accept the Turkic message

is kick message even younger and cooler
than snatcher are now two generations

removed row and no idea what it is

right but as a teenager the stature like
that’s what that’s what their

like how I feel that’s not that they
feel like it messages like

addresses for like young kids oh man but
porn about somebody got into it

can Robert on I love those dudes like
you’ve already done everything in public

I’ve black actor but i wanna she knows
who I am where I live in she demands to

fuck me

book be I talking about you blocked her

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greatest thing in the world 22-year-old

coming to fuck be used as a 13-year-old

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the door it’s Jen Roberts

ago which now believes that is telling
thirteen-year-old if I 22-year-old

yep it’s super cool if the with the dude
fucking 32 year old chick

I but the other way around it illegal
how’s that fair

it was illegal both well okay goods over
anyway we think it’s hot

alright then it so it’s not illegal just
ahead

fourteen-year-old do that want to fuck
like twenty five-year-olds up

I probably didn’t think about fucking to
a five year olds Muse

years you ever masturbated when you’re
thirteen

yeah but it was like to Kelly Kapowski
is at 25 just like 18

no alright I remember the first

a wet dream I had I love I

it was with that black girl from ahead
of the class

fierce %eh I think your name is Robin
Givens I don’t they had seen it yet was

in a Jacuzzi

did you also think that your first wet
dream with you peeing in your pants

know you know cuz I never had I didn’t
have a wet dream until

after we had like learned about them an
interesting select I

I discovered jerking off and they
haven’t that’s what it is I didn’t jerk

off

hours US a litmus what room was like was
like what my first ejaculatory

last early edition yaa I raise did is to
masturbate

and like playboy that calms website
would like to write print which is the

articles

jazz they’re like one picture for girls
boobs and that was a although I could

pick my computer could handle loading

saw your ad tell your brain can handle
but I was the I would like to touch my

penis and it felt good but they know
anything else was supposed to happen to

18 was like

really tingly amazing what’s going on
like and I can we keep on going the

distance the

minute that I like the youth you
discovered masturbating

I yeah I figured out is like play with
my dick hard feels nice

and I would do that sometimes looking at
boobs allow then

one day it came out like a minute like
all know

0 it broke it hank

I ran to the bathroom league knows all
over my blog

this is if mom

I don’t mean to alert you but there’s a
glaze or a fucking cream and it’s not

what if it doesn’t stop

it’s basically honey coming out of my
penis is that

fun pretty good only it taste like
freaking coconut water

up help I guess what the fuck night

but I they had heard about masturbating
at school so it when I came I was like

I you heard about masturbating at school
I

yeah I knew what masturbating with a new
they like touching my dick was

masturbating

but this is what great sex ray
seventh-grade yet dislikes six grades 6

yet but it is like one of those things
where it you think you’re doing

something right

and then you like than you actually car
then you act like you like to do it

really right like all that’s what it’s
always been about

I’ve been now wasting my time for the
last Bike Month

you been doing it wrong yep just I’ve
just been touched my penis which was

cool

allegedly to how did you can you just
touched your penis but not so I would

rub it

yeah I would rather I would be dead I
like went through the Matlosz

oceans but like I didn’t know there was
a did not know that there is like

on end result rate did not know about
orgasms

and I don’t think they really tell you
about that when they’re talking about

masturbating like maybe they do now

but I remember learning about
masturbation is like it’s touching

yourself

rubbing yourself and then and like to do
to what do what needs

surge on Wed it why why why why why why

rabbi light sir that about maybe so will
the

I I’ll do this forever

I it’s funny that like that way act like
I don’t like

anything they did it when I was 13
except for masturbating and Waveland

jackass

and I’ll my parents yeah love Obama

economy with their and I’d like to hear
the job is headed at least

now I was gonna say that first day and I
was gonna say and I also love

the other thing we’ve been talking about
mama

you’re a queen no-show

as so you should be treated yeah even
though you never get the loving that you

needed

you say your first you had a wet dream
about

the black girl from head in the have the
class yells at a pool party

and yet its money has my first wet dream
is also the pool really

yeah well as it um I I had

it whiz Zack I love the way the hallmark
hall

mark-paul Gosselaar looks certain with
that and Kelly Kapowski and they’re both

in their

and I was a 3some with that and Kelly
were talking to me and they’re like

which you like that you get to have sex
with one of us

I I Tiffani Amber Thiessen eight years
you

and then that vas agua no low and swirl
down the drain exactly is turned away

and I had sex with anybody ever the same
but since then all my wet dreams

look like it was at a value to decide
between him and a girl they were never

ever a good they’re always like some
sort of like humiliating like

on hola me put my dick in a fence and
see if it feels good and I wake up and I

like had an orgasm overhead like

guys excited dreams yeah he said like
learn how to do lucid dreaming that you

can fuck whoever you want your dreams I
do it

I do lucid dream but I don’t come from
I’ve fuck all the time in my dreams but

never like it is pretty crazy like

you can imagine me just sitting here in
using my brain to masturbate

but when year having a wet dream you
basically lying flat on your back

and then like your eyes are fucking
trembling how’s the new start coming

that an amazing legs lol have a wet I
just their faith

it is the ability of yeah are you are
you doing well I’m going to orgasm phase

did you must I don’t know there should
be videos are people having a letter you

must be the most amazing thing

are you do you are you sure you not like
on your side with your dick against the

oh and in her annual exhorted like a
pink because the only when you’re in

you packed you’re probably touching
yourself are you hoping the sheets

%uh interesting RTB now because it could
be on your best yeah

if are you on your I just wanna see a
time-lapse video other guy having a late

really would make work

his lying on his back then dig dis
becomes fully erect starts

ejaculating and then it calms down to
the guys is the sleep the entire diets

others liked laugh in their sleep

sometimes people like disagreeing the
yeah I could chill to label you must

just be

tugging a tugging on your shit in your
sleep

now now where did this start from yeah

up 13% year-over-year um you’ve blocked
her

good that’s all you need to do dieter
sex but

a.m. yeah I remember what we’re doing in
the

in the RV I was on tender and I I got
matched with like

somebody China like you now I yes damn
you to go into a campsite

yeah and I we’re reading messages like
re-air

a just like got your flight log on to
the site and like I can’t figure it out

can i just give you my taking baths
techno I really need you to do it

the a whole ship leaves I give you my
social security number better health

I a warning for you I

this is amazingly perfect I’m

I i just got a great story and you don’t
even know the ending ovett

allow it’s the Billboard story does shit

so up we went a

rock climbing with Jake unwanted Jake’s
friends and he’s like yeah I want my

buddies has like a fire sale on
billboards right now you can get this

billboard in a great location instead it
for like several thousand dollars for

several hundred dollars

and so I told a player which is do that
like put our podcast base at like are

out there and Jakes like I give me the
guys email

and we emailed him and he’s like and he
was emailing with us and it seemed like

such a scam because he’s like

I really got to know the answer in the
next 10 minutes if you’re gonna do it or

not

I don’t like are you just gonna like
take my money and not put up a billboard

like bill words are

very expensive and I’m like is there a
contract and he said no but you just

gotta let me know and send me the
artwork alike

alright if this is a scam like to have
to pay you right now he’s like no

unlike okay so I’ll send you the argue
with the bill word up I’ll pay several

hundred I mean

responses on the show and that’s one of
the things that we use the money on a

stupid endeavors like this weekend
column are getting a budget

with to stop ordering slogan yeah I

so I sent a Mart work and he’s like this
is great

Mike alright shortlist let me know in
the billboards up do I still have my

identity after

to do still isn’t that what is going on
it’s a scary don’t ask me for money

either where bill or a supposed to go up
this week on a very like

where was it like Highland and Santa
Monica which is a great location at the

huge billboard

and I didn’t ever think it was going to
happen

but as we’re talking me and Jake right
now

I got a text message from Todd Rs sides
stressed cells and it said

is this you and look at this picture I

yes that’s insane

we just found out that are billboard is
up to you

I oh my god this is so fucking funny at
the bus subway

could serve you guys live in LA and
year-round island in Santa Monica please

check out our billboards so funny and
don’t ever say that we don’t use our

sponsor money in a fun exciting unique
way

yet we should do something for people
who like I upload these photos somewhere

are you a little bit embarrassed now
that it’s out it just us

it is a picture of us on a boat were
listen to draw a line

yeah it’s not like I’ve it’s our
compares the view that we upon ourselves

to put our faces on it

this is it again you have your fun thing
to do we have to pay him now

we haven’t paid him yet we owe money
this is insane it’s crazy

bill everyone that I taiwan up its cost
300 fucking dollars

you this could be anything a good just
be a picture over

like as a straight-up photo of me and

they find me a tender I that 13s labor
until you

this is insane this is a big billboard

we gotta put this picture up surely but
yeah we got Instagram it or something

yet we should go

we should go visit which go visit the
Billboard it I feel like term

I does Todd walking by like what the
fuck is this to you

this is so cool you live in LA send us a
picture that I love you in the Billboard

please

everybody I spoke to was like don’t get
the some gonna the person money

but billboards don’t work this way it’s
a scam there’s no way it is cheap

there’s no way they’re gonna let you do
it

I billboard is up we have a billboard
it’s as if I were you a weekly ad buys

podcast hash tag toda

I soda a self body

are a great great timing it’s funny that
we found out about during the show

well alright time for one last question
let’s do it

alright we need walking west opened wire
or Toby McGuire Movie

almost said I’m I’d the satyr house
rules right

I perfect a

I’m not 10 hello I’m a big fan

I’m a cool fan till but not according to
the new is that that’s sweeping the

nation hot or not

I competed against my friends and I got
the score 6.89 after almost two hundred

people so my profile

I went into competition against my
friends they all got scores like seven

points something a point something one
God even close to 19

now I feel like a loser at my friends
even though clearly

I’m the best looking at a little my
question is if you have a hot or not

what can I do to spice up my profile so
that people will actually see that I’m

hotter than my friends

I’m blonde with blue eyes my question is
should I upload a pic of me playing

soccer so that people know I’m a beast
in that regard

or should I upload a pic of me in my
speedo playful so people know that I’m a

beast in other regards

sporty verses study thinks

as always for the advise loves Cider
House Rules

sporty versus study what the fuck is he
talking about

apparently jesus’ daughter like he
should be studying

oh my god so funny is guys so insecure

it is it the capital I I believe %uh

Live Love Dare the board

tempting for me to get a six in a friend
of mine getting an eight-point closed in

nineteen

priority this season browner’s chill
I’ll is ideally

and I’m II disguise the area and i think
is a reason neo-nazi

you are he EV he quits blonde hair blue
eyes as being more attractive carb lunch

without any more details now believe

the the lack of self-awareness you know
that and say

it’s so it’s so it’s a I carry with a
user to make fun of them I don’t know

where to start

the email itself is so funny a when you
when you put your face on Hot or Not

there’s always that fear that you’re
gonna be not unattractive

that will call you now I yeah also how
is harder now to new apt that’s sweeping

the nation has I was

how did not been around for ever I
remember hot or not when I was like 17

that was like in like the early 2000s I
was trying to reinvent himself with a

nap against

interesting but praise that hot or not
lasted this long

through insists that it could donate
domain name yeah

I think Europe ugly on the inside but

nah your biggest problem personality or
not like I would give your II your

personality and

definitely lower than a six something a
given I

but I think your personality is it not I

many people see that on the app yes
people can look through your blonde hair

your fair skin your blue eyes all the
way here black headlights civil why the

binder blacks will absolutely assured
that is correct your black hearted bad

hearted over

maybe it’s cuz you’re not in a speedo on
your profile pic I think soccer is the

way to go actually pal

sporty versus study you too sporty yes

playful a desirable to pick up the hill
speedo playful

I who I guess playful

I research I uploaded the pictures a

mercy also said like you not

I don’t know you don’t judge urself
against your friends

yeah to figure out who’s who’s the house
when evolve our friends well good

question

the hottest person that we’re friends
and in our in our friend group

yeah like the hottest guy that we are
friends with

I don’t know is that you I want you to
say shot

I 10 I think I have a friend thats more
attractive than you

the city this is like really really nice
I was not hurt

oleoyls its ahead I believe anyone
listening there just like I i be heard

as the question is are you pointing at
myself

the air I don’t have any things are most
attractive friend our hood get the

highest rating a hot or not

I mean there’s like attractive
acquaintances that we had their like

actors

or right medians that are really good
looking my husband is Jake O’Donnell

I A is a good looking guy but I wouldn’t
say is objectively more handsome than

you

its yeah right some serious kid this
year

the way you look here you’re hot then

I think you’re sexy the truck actually
hold your head hit

innate some I

your your big building me up but that’s
still a B-minus

a.m. a serious would you rate on a 99

United and nine point what 9485

thank you I I made me feel good me there

we are small shallow that he had never
heard from this guy

to the israeli each other I to be so
y’all rate the other 1i your 9.5 my 9.5

I guess here and I’m wants a call in
your 9.7 my friend a very good there is

68

do it 9.6 a.m.

look like a media

wanna change your profile picture at all
you can do that we do that on tender you

really Mika Zibanejad

I want like let’s change the it change
profile picture I will say a lot of the

times

if you like when people are like this is
the most attractive photo to view it is

not one that I expect I think people
have in their mind like when they look

their best

yeah my friend Shah name is in good
advice it’s like we never choosing your

profile picture for a dating site er i
guess a hot or not: types a

I just ask a girl cuz they are
inherently

a into into what attracted to her

a lot and like when I just have fun
friends with girlfriend like

girlfriends over I would be like will
you pick out like what sure they should

wear

pray and with the always picked out a
shirt that I think this is the ugliest

thing I own

and the other but to complement yeah its
it’s like my people dress better when

they’re in relationships

right costal del cid making the decision
for you yeah that was %uh Baby Phat

also change your attitude that’s I
overdue

we got slept in their pictures the
figures up we accidentally

do we actually got shallow to day usual
you fucking places down with members

boyfriend you drag you down with

with you how’s that okay now are under
the sea together general

wage tax there I that’s it we’re done

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