Episode 60: Butthole (with Thomas Middleditch!)

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In this episode actor/comedian/friend/lover Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss jealousy, intelligence, and buttholes.

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to get the right right right quick

before even said anything else

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the mike I

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gentleman on my god help it

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me

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touch the table don’t say table

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this new home I love this Miranda

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enclosed verandah

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of HDTV

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you’re naked are usually naked

its use it’s rare that there’s another
person here that naked he is whether

you’re willing to do it

now where they may I suggest the nation
at night let’s get nude is what you said

as you walk into a Dover

I got your hat you jack in a just kept
going

you know I got a lot of Korean bathhouse
I her and I wish they are a joke

that should be a baby I can’t agree it
down he liad

now that you’re here now that you’re
here and I’ll a good hammacher it down

and really a do anyway just get new not
have gone a little too

gonna saunas the same rooms apparently
did yeah baby well what’s occurring

not bad like bath house inevitably
Russian bath houses

they’re they’re very semi but you just
got a lot more Asian guys there

I love so it switches for me always been
missing from the Russian bath thank you

I miss my little Asian dudes yeah a
little Korean men

matter my Koreans there how many Korean
guys have seen your deck

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a cell this is a fiery year the only
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explaining that to Thomas any ideas yet

at the same

yeah people in our set a fiery show a
gmail dot com we come to the submissions

have people who are

a asking for advice and we do our best
to offer to them

okay denies it just us and sometimes we
have a guest and we’re honored to have

your question what was it do they know

that they were asking advice yes

yeah gmail email

doing it are you raping yeah I advise

are you are they aware that life is here
no I

view did did did you did you announce
did they know that their ass are there

they’re not asking anything specifically
to me they’re just ask into the already

and they are they’re like

you’re saying hey we’re at we’re here to
have a problem in our own emailing us

their problems

and then yeah have ever heard the show
Car Talk yeah how other

me till and that’s what this podcast is
except for per real problems and also

there are other advise brought by
Gaslight is look I talk yeah

on the scale on the scale now not in
between 119 can I delete

allowed to use those numbers I on a
scale another 20-30

yeah for maybe an alphabetical scale I
am

I was was answer genuinely or 10
genuinely

or a mix of fun a I what I I gotta

your its old its really I you like a
child a boyhood club lawyers quality

it’s like

a mix of fun yes I think that the way to
do it I think India mix a bunker now I

believe people genuinely have

problems yeah I was ever gonna make fun
of them

and a at the end of the day they do what
they wanted vice

10 laps and they want some advice and
then my last will be at the advice that

yet

I does I think that just makes a fine
okay made by God by nails it

but so what we do is we read these real
emails from real people but we give them

fake names to preserve their anonymity

I feel I could be good with coming up
with fake names sometimes I guess a good

at that kinda stuff I’d love to

a case let me tell you if this first one
is from a a lady you’re a boy

a this first one is from a guy and let
me let me color him a little

he sorta all business South guys like
all business

at which is named Blair mister foxtail I

was his first name a chip a James fit
perfect

mister Jays foxtail here paranoid JF was
doing hair

night buckle up ready Han years mister
fox terrier group area

bit James Bach still writes

hey boys I’m currently in the third week
of a new relationship she’s all the

things I like in a woman she’s pretty

she’s smart but not quite as smart as me
which is key

wish we believe it it we’ve only been
the be weather-related Ingrid three

weeks

we’ve only been dating for three weeks
and things have been going well

but there are a couple of problems
number one she likes me way more than I

like her she’s disappointed if we don’t
hang out every day she text me that he

misses me when we don’t

she’s so constantly using emerges with
hearts in the tax I mean I like her but

I’m not in love with her and I don’t
miss you when I’m not seeing her for a

couple days

I still like having my space and time
apart number two

she’s going way to China for a semester
in a couple weeks

as going away to China for Semester at
has gone away to china’s

per semester abroad in a couple weeks I
wonder if that was written I can’t help

but having trouble with it I i

a reading ever available yeah I go to
eight and a half go to jareds a semester

abroad for a couple weeks I wants here
for four months

that will be twice as long as will have
been seen each other by the time she

leaves

Inka when she’s gone I know that I won’t
want to stay exclusive four months is a

long time to be tied to someone you
can’t even be with when you haven’t

developed strong feelings for them yet

at the same time I can see that we have
potential in that

I could develop stronger feelings for
her when she comes back

I don’t want to break up with her now
because I still Laker and I want to

spend time with her while I have the
chance

and I don’t want to spoil the chances of
getting back together with her when she

comes back by telling her

that I don’t that I want to see other
people when she’s gone

but I know I feel but I know I’ll feel
guilty if I don’t because she likes me

enough already

that she would stay faithful for me
while she was a broad

what would you do love james fox tail

cell sounds like a personal problem

I carry kid that he has every question
on Ibiza

I bow ties been there I

I good sound like a personal

people we fucked up part of crap

fuck I just spit a salamander

a yeah I’ve heard that I

it came out to be a router I’ll my
favorite part was

arm she stood smart but not as smart as
me yeah that’s pretty funny which is key

yeah which is key I like my ladies to be
as smart as humanly possible as long as

they’re still dumber than maybe it is
key

me well you know I appreciate his

his honesty yet the very candid because
you know you gotta be honest I would say

I would suggest a little humility but

arm but let’s be honest this house can
we solve the problem that’s true

do you guys prefer ladies are smarter
than you as smart as you or slightly

dumber than you which is key

yeah no preference I think he was saying
that it was key because it might be a

fox like

it’s not a good day but living a more
credible yeah

I would say it’s always it’s always a

it’s always a treat when they’re smack
when you feel like they’re smarter than

your yeah

you know when I oh man I just girls ran
circles around about that

yeah it that’s true but also I don’t
want somebody that’s like I’d know it

all

I want to me that smarter than me but
then like I feel like I’m an expert on

certain things they were on a road trip
like how I know the highways so you like

Joe shut the fuck got help love it got a
weird

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unserious

I no you’re not on I’ll something they
shut the fuck up its not yet another

donahue

area then I’ll serious I know you’re
certainly not my roof area had a bad

a it so it does look as they say I’m
serious likened

exams even virtually no no come on Syria
I know we don’t think your job I think

about where you are

area yeah I’m no but I am I am serious
not another shut the fuck up its probe

by CBI at the event the flow of the
smarts you had wanna feel like I did a

manic

what’s at the event a flow it’s that you
want to be better than heard some things

and she wants to be you want her to be
better at

are smarter than you at something was
odd better or worse things was a smarter

less mark yeah I think but I think
everybody need to look up somebody and

everybody needs develop their little
looked up to an early no one wants to be

condescended

yes tell which this dude is to this
chick Alistair likes to collect she uses

her team oh geez

as she would be faithful to me but i
wanna be faithful to her and smarter

than she is

so should he sacrificed this for months
have China abroad time

and the basicity break up with their
because he’s not be fearful for

tough for her to her for four months or
should he stay with her while she’s in

China

so that he never leaves regatta if
you’re questioning if you can

if you can be baseball at the especially
beginning a relationship

yeah what you doing right brake sounds
like he’s in colleges agama semester

yeah why would you even enter into for
small especially the girl who you think

I’ve kinda dark

tell anyone I agree anyone in college
like a anybody in college if you’re with

somebody break up with them

Israel lobby said on now you’re under 24
years old

I buckingham everybody you possible now
and now I’m or

at age 24 settle down at the time now
it’s time I i think you can I think you

could you can definitely find love and
have that whole thing

but it sounds like he’s maybe conflicted
and yet there’s nothing wrong with being

completed the pointy ears and his right
learn through time and space okay

has muslims bay of the space than we did
I

lol I got some money I

is me the IRS does it yourself and the

the lady or boy or whoever to be honest
I’m that party what do you think about

about this theory that the beginning in
the relationship shit should be the best

so like at the beginning if things are
amazing they’re only going to get worse

than ever start at mediocre and then he
got wrote a love so I think that

I think that could potentially happen
I’ll I let me submit

okay let me sad but you plea you can
postulate this guy

this is not a unique problem he’s his
starting to date someone who’s playing

going away

it’s very normal to just date her up
until the point she goes away and then

they break up

and then Mike we’ll see what happens
when the back exactly and I think

I think you’ll be poor form on her part
to hold that against him

I mean shit yet to realize the reality
the situation right she’s going to China

which is gonna be great experience
there’s tons a violin

dudes then it under the LSAT high as the
next guy at

but rather than a billion there are a
lot of guys the China

they are clamoring for women babe meet
chicks

you should use traded today you’re not
to go to China there’s a lotta dick in

China right now delighted lot at the
nares a lot i dnt she I

I it perfect yeah

you know why I also don’t speak I’ll
speak very truthful in Mandarin Rosetta

met

you let us let me speak in fake memory
pictures on the shower not long as

they’re

okay the thing is I I dated

I did several someone very long time and
the things I thought might be a problem

in the beginning ended up being a
problem in the end those 0 because and

they’re just part of the person

rights you gotta just like go with your
gut like that person or you think hey

you know

thats a thing for me heard you the
mortgage the motor geez the motor geez

yeah

are a deal breaker emergence 10 I got it
you a mother John

good thing and thank you emerging got
okay manages on the patio right field

ready to go ahead to get

abilities retributive arm I don’t know
what the battle

agree tiptoed I me with the bad mood

you know that bad weather that way about
three years ago yeah

well I’m with the time they’re so you’re
saying there’s like being there that in

the beginning

that you can see that their deal
breakers yeah if you want to call in a

deal breaker they’re just things that
you like that party the person in

the ideally those the things he’ll love
about the person right

I remember like getting into
relationships were like sir at

and old bike this key ago that you can
decide what you wanna many that’s ok you

about you

like you’re you’re indecisive like
between a you with a side what’s on the

menu

no I thought is that a feminine problem
I know that about me specific now if not

I want

by I but I do wonder and then a change a
couple things

yeah is a sure there’s I have nothing
inside but yeah I

but they like you know you think you
like they like oh my god it’s ok you hey

I don’t know if you want a sandwich or a
salad and then Mike

three months into the relationship like
just fucking this I don’t like this any

more acute the Q curtly issues that are
cuter that you get with our

terrible annoyances later on but that’s
that being said if the cute stuff like

the

the AMO teaser city in the beginning
there is only going to get worse

well that’s what I said maybe the that
the beginning things should be the best

because the only get worse over time

yeah but is that true well you know it
also depends on what your

what your intentions are your are you
into is businessman intending to

just ate some on or like final others
life cuz for me up I went to

sometimes rose just really dating people
not necessarily for the permit for

permanent but just like but dating unite
n/a

when you can to come to some conclusion.
you could use acre you accept people for

what they are

and I did like you know next sorority
girls white in Miami me

if you know me you be like right well
the way they didn’t role play

yeah they never even dreamed of going to
a Ren Faire

but I did you just accept them in months
you can only accept them and don’t

can that judgment alum Elm interview and
select recognize someone

for who they are it you know you can
fires of meeting simply call people

but you know you got a break that
barrier that’s what I feel like that’s

it that’s really poignant information
that that’s why we have guests on the

show because they’re

usually Mar smart and poignant than we
are that sorta

my probable I feel like I will I am very
judgmental

and I won’t even give people a chance to
start with me because I’m

I’m really could do something day one
that like turns you off forever

yeah exactly like that the girl they did
a magic trick for your like

forget this yeah I would i cant yeah
like I writer offer right now

make but that’s the thing like should I
do what’s the point in me at age 30

bothering to date someone that I know

for a fact I will never marry you have
turned you have to go on their journey

of what you will 10

so I have to just I’ve day enjoy the
ride dating someone like

I date them for what three months four
months and then break up with them

because I know I’m not gonna

like at what point do I just cut my
losses but also me

maybe it’s just at a journey of figuring
out what you like

I mean have you ever service accepted
dated and celebrated a girl who likes

your taxes Valladolid stole the precious
about like where’s Aug cycle now

to you may find the if she sweetie oh in
a few guys

find that common ground that you guys
get along with minutes hang out she’s

kinda ridiculous but

I like her and she prizes and that’s
really true she’s got like that she has

a passion for life and you can connect
with Akers you’re passionate about

things

right there’s gotta be common ground
that same dislike rights

yeah random but you know like you never
know I do think the AP you could be more

open

yeah I know I can obviously be more open
but I just I find myself in situations

like this guy works like

okay I’m dating this person I don’t
necessarily I’m not in

in love with them so what’s the plan to
continue to going out with them

should I just break like this guy’s
gonna break up this girl when she moved

to China like a superior with another
thirty year 31 said

you probably there is a point to
breaking up with him if you don’t know

if you’re right you’re not

I think your guy is a good instinct if
you’re not feeling it then get out but

I’m not feeling it day one

then a ball I mean enough to know if you
met at the bar and you

walk away from that conversation like
that person socked like why fourth

rather sucked in and there’s like I was
pretty good well i do it please use it

here to go for a little bit

its internal it’s a switch your flip on
up just been like I’m gonna find the

cool part about this person I’m gonna
celebrate

and you know you may not think this
person for more than a month that’s okay

but you walk away from a be like wow i
like found common ground in someone that

like that the improviser in you that’s
the Spurs the you I wanna hit that

strike you would like

feel that their most people don’t have
that well look it’s easier said than

done and I’m like

you know a guy like that with my problem
the life thing you could do with friends

with your you think it is like a puzzle
like a challenge like

I’m I wanna find the thing that like
that this person of my shows me them in

their element what’s the name of this
relationship

yeah a and sleep in it I

yeah I don’t know it you know it’s
something that I learned from other

people like a couple friends are just so
I can be and the and make friends

everybody they accept people for who
they are they had the you look at the

roster

friends and it’s from all walks alive
for a look at mine in like man-

a pretty much all plaid shirt where did
you get that money man

have you been to Burning Man I will I
think was not only pop dollar yeah I

think I really think that I was I with a
burning Man issue I think I think you

had a good actually has a thing for me

what the heat the desert yep hmm

oh yeah are you sure you not jewish yeah
for

all day and then he can’t shower I
occasionally a

shot the a I

do actually is a bagel shop now their
designs rather

I thursday was there a serious look at
itself

throw down and a maybe I don’t know
camera shit that I wish I could be a

camper and that never can

never never be you can get into I go out
there a lot Augusta

and then I come out being like a the
bugs I

through my dog in 30 in like 30 minutes
I

amid a venture sort but I’m worthy of
your car you stated how many

yeah but said to be answer this guy’s
specific question what city do I save

his

if he’s on the fence at this point it’s
gonna break up with her before she goes

to China just break up there now

and I say there’s no harm in dating your
up until the point when she goes to

China but I wouldn’t like

leader on and say state people to be
people to me while you’re in China

right I think I i think is like hang out
there till the end if you like your

little bit

yeah I’m a lean towards Jake I say have
a conversation with her be like look I

like you I think you could great

in a china I’m in college arm I let’s

let’s stay I’ll be you know we’ll be
updating Yemeni girl

you know more you’ll be gone in the
morning when you get back let’s see if

it’s still there

have you done a relationship that turned
into a long distance relationship

weirdly no but I’ve done like 8
relationships have started longest

and then they became non long-distance
and now I just started and and yeah

like these you know they would like
visit our it’ll be like Graham

pangs but like a Yahoo my conclusion is
long distance

if if this long distance and there
hasn’t been like two years into the

relationship

and at definitive and to the longest
India bucket

move on it’s not worth it really isn’t

/li you’re looking like that go for
mayor de amor oh you’re either a

the area were you busy this eleven why
would I like to look within your guide

if I don’t know the local up

telephone LAN those without blowing Kyle

huge shot daggers II I

no mere Jake call a daggers Bobby guys
but is OK I’m with my dad isn’t

I wrong

good Eggers provided a yeah all that’s
led the F

minimum of 110 yeah I mean it easier
said than done you can say our long

distance relationships are stupid and
it’s like a ally fallen in love with

someone who lives

far away from me and I don’t have the
fortitude to not be in

a relationship with her based on just
the fact that I’ve created this rule

that I should be in a long distance
relationship

well okay two things you can hear the
Radiolab story where it all worked out

you’re gonna like cry in your car

rank but my experience has shown when
year long distance

you not have the physical reminder of
what the person is like great this

person is an abstraction

your mind you talk to them on the phone
your type chat whatever but you don’t

have physical

time together so you can fill in all the
gaps in terms of what this prisoners

make them perfect there is no such thing
as perfection

its catfish its capital our date at this
your cell Kevin yourself your willingly

making this person likely I’ll let this
bitch go to China

Howell MI

both yeah laid on Adam phone service I
have not heard

I so have fun she should be free anyway
yeah

that’s true there about her crude but
Yahoo

for once in your god damn live mister
mister five still letter find someone

that slightly less

intelligent than her hmm

I i dnt smart few I

alright let’s get to another question I
we need another dude’s name

arm Kurt

the the smelt a few Kurt

smelt and the strongman about a
confident in their

are delighted for not felt database
thing and I’ll

Afghanistan where’s he from

Idaho at Boise ID a Boise Idaho Texas

and Boise Idaho Texas at BC Canada

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one yeah for on a maybe if that’s what
we say

a rear noisy appear a right Kurt

smelt rights Hannah let me it’s start
off by saying

I’m a jealous boyfriend I am and I just
can’t help it the problem lays here

this guy who used to be a close friend
of mine is trying to give my girlfriend

a Nintendo 3ds

it was a teacher something all little it
wouldn’t bother me but a two hundred

dollar 3ds

that’s too far not to mention that we
used to be close friends but we stopped

being friends because my girlfriend

I love my girlfriend but this is really
taking a toll on me in ultimately the

relationship

we thought about this before is it worth
continuing to fight over or should I

just drop it

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a nasty piece

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jealous chilling real reach

yet really got me I would get us over

very very little tiny things okay really
really internal really emotional stuff

like that

so what happen well he’s got two things
well this is that while this is the one

that this is our status as dole dot
talking about the one day

1 josie is something the you have to
master it really have to actively

get over Egypt jealousy you have to say
to yourself I can’t control the other

person could chill you can’t

you have to change them up they’re still
gonna think their thoughts you can’t

action actually control them trail you
have to surrender

to the idea of they might go fuck
someone else

war thats do you have to just accept
that that might be attacked

right but don’t I mean what are you
gonna do

if they are if they’re in that place
really want to go do that

you do what you want to be in there
anyway it’s just so you

to surrendering control scholars rescue
say is to say I

I’d let go this jealousy what comes will
comes and it’s tough

head man that took a long time for Milan
there that’s how you get over it

well you’re you’re in your late 20’s
early 30’s now I’m 31 years old now

after not really ready to march 10th
guys come on I want pretty good argument

remember the

I I wanna be funny I wanna meet I love
you time are you guys

you guys are here RI I like you want a
dislike to my favorite grandson a

grandson is not as bad as planned yeah
he had a horrible

but that is the kind of shit that you
learned has your as you get older cuz I

was also add

a jealous 18-year-old yeah so jealously
has become more secure in yourself

animal I don’t think it’s I don’t think
it’s necessarily becoming more secure

cuz I don’t think a more secure

I think so with a light listen oh my
gosh I mean nobody else has me good luck

trying to find another guy like that
yeah I guess I’m slightly mark

more secure but you also have to realize
that you that’d

I guess you become self-aware you like
in

you you pile up with someone like I want
to look good in their eyes and what

looks good about jealousy

yeah the last thing I’d like their if if
even I

if I was jealous even if I was so fuckin
secure

I would say anything to the girl that I
like because then she’s like

I’ll my boyfriend is a bitch right and
my boyfriend is a loser it’s a spike my

biggest fear is my girlfriend think I’m
a little bitch

rights are like hey we’re going out with
her friends are you to fuck yes 10

for something the event and that you
told you

shoes with all the things you like yeah
you know if I can maybe

uses %uh yeah before purchase a couple
other presently are financially like she

goes out she’s like

okay my boyfriend school everything’s
cool I’m not gonna cheat on and trust is

very attractive

president yet and I’ll tell you know
what you know it’s a big

learning lesson is when you come up
against jealousy yourself

soft this guy he’s the jealous guy is a
jealous guy save say in a weird world

first relationship doesn’t work out

he thought he did some nice and that
girl was a really jealous person

he’s gonna get some pretty big
perspective on how that is to have that

the air which is the worst it’s like a
lot at you trust me I wire you can help

me jealous about anything you’re

dire ruining this yeah here’s my second
things like it there’s gonna

there are people out there that that
abuse that abuse your trust like there’s

people that make

you I’m a very skilled person but
there’s people out there that would make

me jealous

Sony me kinda like second-guess that
things it’s little things here and there

Road make me go like well what why

Radley but that’s like their game right
they want it’s a game

when in relationship was yeah if I come
with our editing man I’m not ladies

sorry break all your heart

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people girls who make me jealous

ago I and I want my time that’s an
element of something that I demand where

the from my time

right if you’re that have a prison is
kinda like that like does the little

things that will yet at an aspiring
Cuttack we like and I don’t want

but this and only this and that and that
attack that doesn’t lessen so this guy

I’m not telling

this guy did I got that you go friend
she got in it and i got really as a prop

I was a little you argue are helpful
because it seems like he’s resigned to

the fact that is jealous and it’s like
an affliction that a kick your

resent having of my brain and listen
that’s just want them on the AP pedi guy

being that’s what’s gonna happen at a
later time says

i think is about perspective and I think
that this guy I will I wouldn’t mind

giving him a little

bit of perspective here there’s a dude
out there that spent two hundred dollars

on your girlfriend and he does he’s a
loser yeah he sucks yeah

what that dude did is go out and he was
like I’ll never be able to fuck this

girl

I miss spend money and giver like

play the 3ds tell your girlfriend this
is all areas

I’m gonna play the 3ds her it is like
that 3ds is your 3ds

okay dude makin eat shit it doesn’t
matter

like he don’t you cannot be worried
about some do that out there buying

gifts for your girlfriend

and but back let me provide in there now
with

dude as an adult okay I realize that my
girlfriend has other friends right

friends from

her life right and even if even it I’ll
say their friends that we both share say

their friends that

are on the part of her life imagine

if someone gave her a gift a black male
its ok cool like what a cool thing that

the person gave do you like if I wanted
to give a girl

like I have girlfriends that aren’t my
girlfriend right

what if I wanted to give them a really
nice birthday gift I’m really close to

them I want to give them a nice birthday
gift I don’t their boyfriend in like

hey man don’t fucking Q-two hundred I

governmental both burst ago but despite
by sana

like chill man I’ve known her longer
than something like that in LA that’s

you gotta be

shell cuz everyones friends and just
because a buyer thing

like maybe picture from attack eyes view
that’s because if I don’t think there’s

no one fucker

I dislike yeah I like I know that she
likes elder she’s gotta play this then

take a nap so in general be chill don’t
be jealous

and trust your lady right and the more
jealous you are

the more chill you have to be fake it
just right into our podcast don’t say

anything to the girl

ever right cuz it’s sort of like a
spiral because the more jealous you are

that your girl from will cheat on you
the bigger of a loser you are the more

wealthy socialite problems prophecy that
she cheats on you

any in the end it issue does you just
have to be like what that was it

i mean that was the thing right she if
she cheats on you than you you know why

you’re just like

alright fuck this I you are a victim you
didn’t do anything wrong that it that’s

fine

it’s an it you know that’s the thing
that was just that would have just

happened

right you’re you’re wishing and willing
in spending on that

emotional time trying its make it not
happen

it doesn’t matter it would happen anyway
at option to you

I kicked the shit outta this do you I

with the 3ds I think you break your
teeth with a three-day yeah

is so you wanna play here’s a game we
can play it yet you know you’re the boss

at the end of the level and Anna and I
need to and you hit him really hard in

the temple with the

console yet as your girl has a turned on
by this this active

I already got if you if you knock em
down 1.2 makes her wet

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just think about it right now

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hard when I walked into the room but

yeah

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Honeywell yeah I baby all the way up

actually had them for our planet by the
time I got to cut down on this with the

I get the with TD 100 idea and I have a
mast

had so easily take a break around this
point

are I want to ask you what you had going
on in your life

army ended up we only see you in our
videos and our fans Leah to see on our

videos but they don’t know the real you

they don’t know the real me they don’t
know what’s going on down now that

you’re in Los Angeles we’ve made a pact
to be birds

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we’re doing it after this we’re gonna go

up by TE rere me at dinner

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one taco each for seven minutes and then
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each other without paying

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night stand it was I some some

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like a sir it’s a

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serve its urban run red lights or devour

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countryside your protocol

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I post nouveau riche pre post-modern

Sourav Tempe Ariz be more proud of the
furniture that you’ve made their dad

being cast in HBO’s yeah

I’m serious luckily I there’s a chance
that I would if I like bill to

if I built the table and so is like
taking a bath on your on your pilot the

idyllic

actually I built the table yeah digits
yeah

I believe that is sorta like its it is I
am

very happy with this you we were talking
about this early I’m trying to cut down

on video games speaking in 3d ass

right company number the real game
you’ve just gotta memory got a fleeting

memory

and look I’m so can always play nerd
four Life what and panda bear

NFL baby I and the other an Obama Modelo

out all that shit but in the end like

you know cut it down and then you have
the new dude maybe some woodworking are

some kinda thing

and the end at you got a physical think
it’s there in your apartment yeah

you like you basically created it at not
the almost like she did life it’s like a

hack into Game Genie for life

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textbook bridger

what is rate be a ship the HBO show is
called silicon valley

and it’s about you know tech upstarts

that have a hot new algorithm and
everybody wants it

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they’re gonna really

provide and you’re the star of the show
I I remember and you are very hot water

is on sale I

here there is an ensemble but at the
same time you’re at the very least that

the at the

one of the main guys in the ONS the
algorithm is is my characters brainchild

but at that very calculating your your
enough right here in the center the

does give that poster that I showed you
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a read the I might be in the center of 5
it’s hard

is it hard are you like trying to not
get so excited but you’re still excited

what with termites are enough yet the TV
show comes out when April 6

April 6 right after gameofthrones and be

oh my done yeah

at the crazy thing about at this like
this step for me

is that like its such in unequivocal win

to go from first offer the writers to be
a bizarre idea to like this is yet this

is the show that to casting and then to
like the pilot is getting picked up

it’s so insane just like that the pat
the bat that your shows going to air his

that’s it that’s the best thing ever and
it still like are going to be a little

bit epic I like people may not like it
or people at my love did in the to make

its second season or whatever

but the fact that it didn’t die with
somebody pitched it

yeah is a bit summer adding itself as
America’s even shoot a pilot

reich miraculous and I that’s out there
like it used to mean

I’m sure you shut other pilots that are
they were great and they just didn’t get

picked up so nobody ever get if I can
see ’em

yeah there’s a lot of stuff that just
goes into the ether right and that’s it

but this is like going to areas got a
series order you gonna see a dapper said

and it’s only a you showed me the the
poster it’s just five really really

really funny people

how is that not OK %uh that was gonna be
fuckin a.m. I don’t even know camille

was it

the aarti Jim Miller Martin star Zac
words is are these are some other

a handful other people what that you
know it’s crazy in this

this is to get somber is like it its

its it literally a dream come true to be
on a show

with my friends yeah on HBO yeah

the White Way Love Never Dies directed
and created by Mike Judge Dredd

beautiful but I think I L A office space
at and ad nauseam

and it’s just like white like they had
writers Dan curb

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you’re part of it

and I’m part in the end if it doesn’t
enough people hated okay

bomber here so I have to her going on
even if everyone hated that you’ve gone

out on a win

if the world ended right now everybody
be like yeah middle that went out on top

yeah too bad about the slopes

I i know that she’s on fire right now

literally yeah lol guys nope

regardless of what happens I see Dube’s
part for your future at the very least

you

got a promise there

and the other is a weird way you’re a
list when you’re a list

you know ideas is that the ins I love
doing gives itself funny

I’ll I love what comes out it’s so fun
because he’s such an insane

yeah character but I get there’s like a
weird love-hate thing I have with me

fanfare I it’s like everything from that

naturally on the do things like dupes
hate the genus also I

publico up like a picture like a really
sweet pictures like me and my girlfriend

the big serve your needs their undies or
something are on her nephew rather

and like some may be like hey penis
Anthony I

doing it what are you doing we feel a
little bad but also proud

it means they’re they’re excited but
like at the same time

in our time and place like a surfer I

like that they like to have like they’ll
be a preview for this there so you know

if they learn Italian they’ll be like
tubes here it’s like but I’m my

promised middle did have an actor this
do

look out small that like you’re about to
resume

that the big bed like the head the band
that has like a whole album there’s just

one like goofy song that as though we
had an oath

I’m wean how everyone I wonder how much
of it has to do just the name the

character name is rated as I needed
money

its fine character is names the concept
of that and that’s is that you guys you

guys came up with the idea of the IAEA
other guy

called penis Anthony deal in your day

but the thing that gets them is calling
him do

that that but like how it started to
become real because when they’re yelling

at you at that

endurance Turkish actually could be the
rather after getting that it has any

luck getting under my skin hehehe

list do my name

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I got people yeah he’ll on the street
and none on the other I have been

recognized

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noun Michael be a comment %uh schism in

like sum

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or something course letter games

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shot that video

we did we had no idea like how fucking
funny it was going to be a que and they

were editing it was dying laughing at
every light please come back

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saw knowledge words as long for that we

had now takes three are not like I was
like trying and sweating from Lafayette

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gotta

dialogue that never mattered never
matter

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like a outtakes is that those that day I

cuz I

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rewatched the money to pick me up

itself I’m well thank you %uh like you
know where we’re to know that I hate

that a burrito

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but on the outtakes seems a random pic
but the fuck them both with the left

that we

I know that that’s a I love that kid
like nobody will you like post those

videos nobody knows how hard we crack up
over at like that the to

at the end of the day you’re exhausted
yeah behind her brain hurts read it this

year just

your empty I can’t even talk to people
apply I do not have the energy to this

see yeah and the thing is whenever I’m
tired in the dudes character has to be

so high energy that unlike cheeses

where is he like getting that he has
decades for any other character the EDU

that nurse in a well well well yeah

name it so it’s like a Nickelodeon do
you believe bill in a Nickelodeon movie

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bill and I just played the sort like a

ok

a guy who a sensitive guy who know who
befriended a child so not have done it

all

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out in all kinds of in prague scenes but

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actually did

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short story that I don’t know either
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one man next to an action

that was so next time we hang out it’ll
be a story going on a hike you’re

wearing the sweater in the short shorts
yeah

i’d like many other when your the aisle

he was duped to needed the acting scene
it’s a bit like

you did some real like generally
powerful performance yeah

we’re sorry this had like take your
clothes off but

over the big love tonight I me I job
because I loved her

like hold hands as it the a lot of those
are bits that I’ve dined out that either

but like this will be great for that

I mean that’s its its crazy dudes is its

he’s actually a good actor the offensive
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like if I ever get the

like an Academy Award in in life right
it’ll be Supporting Actor

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a show

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body hoochie just wouldn’t shut up where

to put the body

over lol where good put

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love that shit your the did sorry you’re
so funny they are also just good at

acting

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really good at acting as a

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do I can you can do a really good

Freddie Mercury say impression your
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show

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gets she’s in the years it’s a real

movie

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like if you’re doing yourself tapes for

directors with your full

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movie it’s

find don’t worry in all I went in for
some post and down

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idea I went I did some ADRs other nudity

cuz I was like

let me just see what you thinking of
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I’m jumping around in ogni Larry

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usually like to have these go 45 minutes

where the over 45 minutes we’ve only
answer two questions:

but it was a great episode and now do
one is rapid fire at

or do you want to get a quick quick one
more question we can and we can end it

you may be a call

at one more question really think I
don’t think you’re getting shortchanged

because such a good episode I had to
leave a sour taste in their mind

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accent

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question this is from humphrey

Kitzman I okay completed in rights

I’m glad he knew from jolly old England
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along really well

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a friends with benefits situation

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their bridges s she left if she let it
slip

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things less at me for eating where she

shapes

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words like this EFTS and with the
situation

to fluorescent a relationship right
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you here reading

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do

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honest don’t wanna put my time in a

pothole

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probably be in a bit like I wanna do all

kinds of things that but

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your own.st I love the next

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you a whole other I love the nafta yes

it I want more nastiness always in my
world yes there’s just a thing

there’s a gag reflex that would allow
your did go and the people who

I do you want me to book me I it comes

only be but are I love it I like that it
is private whole the North allowed

access to you

all our I wanna get up till a slap I’ll
think

a night yet the time thing

so dance the sample packs questionnaire
OJ says go for it

yeah I am an I would say yes because i
think is like

I don’t do it’s degrading I don’t have
someone I don’t think she’s I don’t

think I might like that

oh yeah me get his mother fucker to lick
my ass

I’m gonna be on the best oh yes gonna
fuckin eat my asshole she’s a sec

no I like it when my 18 years it feels
good sure at me and she likes you she

and she feels comfortable enough to ask
you to do it like show if I tell your

fetish

rare I think that’s nice to be with
internet I think you should do if you

like ur

I guess if you physically can you should
go for it if you’re like totally gonna

gagging puking like not be all about it
maybe you can meet you girl I feel good

are clear my job I’ll I

yet 11 let me read it at got this one’s
gonna be an

rated E for explicit yeah not for
everyone

I an you well I tell your

yeah it out what a let yeah let’s not
that one in the but it’s not degrading

she’s asking you to do the thing and
it’s not power move it’s sort of just

her being like this what does so I let
go back on it will have to tell you what

she likes

does you I hopefully it one day you’ll
get to the point where you like I like

this

and hopefully the person talking like
what he should do you know like

yes intimate questions you like no just
do it like it

so how is the negative for me if you’re
that guy would you do it

it and take it depends entirely on this
girl backed Saleh

I mean he’s not got a lot going on as
punctuation is

dispelling 10 Jersey his letter a
Vatican

the liking of very little to the
imagination know if he’s not if he’s not

had a while

and it’s like this is that because there
was a dry spell yeah like

Moses in the debt I I would say

I mean packet live adventurous he’d be
doing something I’ve never done

and that’s San sup so go for the IRS I
love that

I say I say go for it to you I’ve never
done it but I guess if they are all true

multimedia

known as did the liquor ads off I with
i’ve this is I want more than ever I

want to follow all the help on this

and how well as you will I’ll has about
their the let us know howard by standout

0

i really wanna know how this goes here
as a lot throughout

I really gonna grade and I

we ask lol idea is going to be on the
bitter

does a perfect ending sucks that ever
Iran long but it’s one of our favorite

episodes though

thank you very much for even coming on
this gel and as we live in the same city

we could do this again

yes my eyeliner an israeli the you wanna
leave everybody with anybody any

any the one sauce I’m just you know
state yourself I

which is a movie and then it’s coming
out tonight nah I’m Enki Kevin Hart I

it to do so I your show when he is
checking out April

6 and be a home box office has not even
TV its amber

and people you heard it here first
because I bet they’re gonna be blessed

with it come March

you’re not be able to escape and you’re
gonna see so much about the start

because I feel like they

really love it and they’re gonna
advertise the shit out a bit popular and

watch the shit outta

hopefully at please tune in a thanks Ian
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thank you on we started the show with
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