Episode 63: Porn Browser

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not sound like a saloon

didn’t real I’m sorry apologize for even

I get the subject normally I would let
that shit slide but and never let

anything

slide here it call me out on on every
minute detail at my whole life

even things that you’re on nine years so
resolutions

for instance that did that like this all
the time I I was a theme song written by

Steve

and Jeff although is it still Jeff if
it’s G of

I think so Jeff G of gr

well what age do you decide as a parent
you’re gonna

fuck over your kid with that shitty
spelling think I think it happens

cuz it’s like a family name so it was
decided ages and ages ago

yeah back over all their lineage DSL and
they’re going at like I’m not gonna

curse my kid with the same name

gr you go you get older you like you
know what I love my grandfather I think

I think it’s a nice thing to do in the
air

the new it may be a kid she often NGF
little gf shows up as fuck my dad but my

whole life this sucks the new

because like a 30-year-old is like you
know what I i they’ve got some history

they gonna keep going keep your guests
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your name’s Amir schmoo well that so
sorry about that aims Jas dominate for

me no more hirschmann well I wanna get
up close though act

names who is realize them I was actually
a little embarrassing yessum

if only you could have been named yeah
then I

well you but you might want to be ironed
out earlier I got off scot-free

June 3 it I this is if I were you the
only advice podcast on the internet

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neglected to mention I and this is an
advice podcast so people email us

their questions at a fiery show a gmail
their common we do our best

to offer up our advice you know it’s not
always good but her

sometimes it’s bad not bad at all

I like at Liverpool do you put in your
flare into a TV and a knife region a

little too much though

let’s read lately with that player yeah
but your put up the

and I it was a little like that the yeah
I conveyed what a player usually does

which is desperation

I who you are not require so countdown
with the flare

are you a little bit but the it was a
nightmare flared actually

and how do you dare I do idea I didn’t
dare

I so were recording this episode on the
road

we had two shows this week in nashville
in Charlotte which are great

and then we have one more tonight in
syracuse there by the time you guys

listen to this episode

that show would have already happened
jake has our DOD done drugs

at the afterparty we’ve already had the
funeral

I had the gut-wrenching week end up
being like

do I fucking release this episode do I
bother going through the motions are

releasing this absurd and I i

I finally with a lot of soul-searching
in talking to Jakes closest friends and

family decided you know what

he would have he would have beat the
shit outta me if i sat on this audio

because this was such a solid at

for me not to release it would be would
be taking a shit

on the on the casket at the funeral
which is also what I did

I just as like a cute little joke but
nobody nobody got it

they thought it was like way way way up
to I’m gonna I’m gonna stand up for you

right now that s furniture

okay I did better I don’t know if I die
tonight yeah

if I die tonight I would I i would
anybody at my funeral

on blast oh my god i’ve bezel oppose the
world’s last a bust the myth post-mortem

blast that’s right you’re a blast from
beyond the grave

a blast from the past it I’m putting you
on blast for

for for putting my boy on a blast for

for taking a de- on my gg you know
you’re actually did it and your parents

yelled at me and I was like

guys listen others liked the looks on
their the emotional gamut that after run

through being like

I cap I don’t know how do I do apologize

to a mere now for shipping on my site
know I care centers

there’s a bad middle ground by actually
died today and we actually released this

episode and actually talk about this

an accident shit I think you could now
actually take a shit and if I did I’d

lay there so they be like now that means
nothing that’s almost as if I think I’ve

I think anybody in their right mind
maybe I should add that you love them

here’s our view the GOP but I do think
that you could do you could make light

of it in some way like squatting on my
grave here

like a a real I think I’d be really a
nice these be it would definitely blow

up on reddit and I imagine

I at the very least on our sub read it
yeah for sure

hours last Jake and Amir let’s give them
a shout out right now yeah

ours les Jake and Amir you boys ya boy
to Girl Yamma Yamma fucking yelsin

and so I think if you just like as in
judy is in the pudding you place a stone

on the

yeah as i cud as a as as as a symbol
earn a live solemn remembrance yeah

you place a turd on there and yeah it’s
going to be the appropriate react a

little bite size Snickers

you’re like an actual little bit a
picture that I have were real turd

I like I take a shit in a little planet
behaviors like posed for a picture with

your butt near my tombstone

I’ll I think that’s a pro non Photoshop
9 simulated mean I don’t know I’ll be

looking down on you from having Tommy
DVD at a boy or the

with the blasted the other side the in
the moment you think your day and not

only do you think I have an exit the
thing you’re going there

yeah yeah you think you deserve that I
think on special happened third

after stating on this podcast the over
and over again how you think

God is a laughable myth tantamount to
the

the Santa Claus are the Easter Bunny
then you deserve to walk through those

pearly gates

hi5 Moses and Jesus and the rest the
boys

I will say that I’ve got three libraries
Chile I

is guy does God sends a year earlier
today I really piggy pig that exit

quirky the Yahoo

he’s got what I got them I go you throw
your that like that a close said I was

so silly

yeah I know I’ve you up bro you give
your bro hug like one of those countries

slapping them like tears at the higher
you like nah dude like I wouldn’t

believe in me either you guys start
cracking the fuck up

and I’m like hey um those those

set the footprints in the stands when I
when my life was the toughest yeah

one set of footprints why did you
abandon me then God that was me floating

and

fucking the grounds each one of those
footprints as my deck as the rabbi Dovid

joke more I allied how dare you I’m
blues sometimes as the low

occurred bootloader to excuse me Lord

the I hit sorry lord leaders dig a
little

you know that stop you right read that
in their Lord

I my God my Savior and what it whenever
did you mean:

who my there was grass a

hmm a homers IRA sorry I get started
again again I get some

questions yup so these are real
questions from real

people but we’re gonna give ’em fake
names to preserve their

anonymity daddy have are right now

yeah I don’t like that what’s my prize I

get of me he’ll be here in-depth

I let me again had gathered to hear pair

at see the its there’s really even layer
standard their pink

ok thank you I didn’t like today I I
assure you I have never get to heaven

right up until that day

I now hold a so we’re going to

this one’s from a female I figured since
we’re in Syracuse tonight will give ’em

some serious famous Syracuse salaams
buzz

since this it’s a female I’ll call this
emailer

Michelle carter-williams a shell card
lol your too solemn as in the basketball

team yet as any other specify that
because otherwise you just sound like

you don’t know any famous women who
graduated Syracuse well I can often in

some football players

okay it’s over it’s all male sport seems
really I like you’re off the hook a

little bit okay

but if you’re like oh it’s all going to
be a it’s going to be it’s gonna be a

influential Syracuse alumni

yeah night I was a little girl I guess a
collaborative nature

kinda like half hour every good girl in
the world is just a guy and a leg

I you have a shallow bob is actually
married to

the overweight about is married to
admira

my ready yeah it was that the bobbitt
awake

I do my point is that Michelle Obama’s
again the Michael Obama

who graduated from Syracuse NE and he’s
wearing away again he wrote this in the

mail ready

they am my step dad looks at porn on his
laptop quite a lot

if I ever have to use his computer he
doesn’t do leaders history much so it’s

pretty clear which sites he goes to

I don’t care that he does this I mean
who doesn’t look at porn my problem is

this

he doesn’t get what are safe sites to go
on not being tech savvy I guess he finds

what he wants mainly through googling it

which leads into clicking on some unsafe
sites which is given his laptop more

than its fair share of viruses or other
problems which makes it

been rather slow he doesn’t seem to get
that’s causing his problems and blames

it on our internet connection

even going so far as to make it has
changed carriers to try to fix it

is there any way I can somehow let him
know what is really causing this problem

or possibly direct into some say for
sites our relationship is in casual

enough that I feel comfortable bringing
up the topic bluntly

thanks Michelle carter-williams Wow

solid question I love that question I
love that their dad

is blaming like time-warner playoff the
cyst

garbage Richard 88k but also all because
he is like trying to get his porn fat

yeah

the absolute rule followed the prop
right that they would not

going fast I were a we’re gonna switch
carriers could get stream Netflix

well something apparently your search
history is is this series ever

smut sites daddy ass damn this is her
step dad to rate

yeah it so you can bring it up also a
girl girls writing this question she’s

concerned about her step that would look

thoughtful caring person who just
one-third at her stepdad

yeah to like get to porn faster and not
mess with his computer

well I think it a little more selfish
than that I think she is she is the

computer to

II as a it’s a share yet a shared laptop
I still think you’re

as the things is a good persist I think
she’s a saint for that

it is funny to imagine people looking at
porn by googling

I’ve been I’ve done that before what do
you google I don’t know like

and sometimes if our I want like a
specific video

like if I’m into Asian POV and then
there’s like I want to watch nautica

thorn mom turn it down

a take it from but behind in like a POV
seen

I will I might say I might search
nautica thorn POV

and then I am judging by the thumbnails

I would click on one of those videos I
will say that I know I also know the

sites that are unsafe and say it says

so oftentimes I will only watch the
video if I see that it’s a link to a

site that I already trust

now I theater trusted say right but this
guy sounds like he just like Google’s

random things and looks at whatever web
site comes up which is definitely

sometimes and say that’s a little scary

also like a good max are I don’t notice
the untrue but

a lot and I’ll do it like pop ups but
never any I actual viruses

yep buyers seem to attack PCs more than
Macintosh computers I feel right so

first please advise maybe should get out

the sea and Mac yeah again in the lab
get a Mac were care for his birthday or

a mac book pro or a mac book an old Mac
Book

an Apple product I like the idea that a
a dedicated point computer

I will I have a dedicated have a
dedicated port browser

%uh yes like use Safari for one thing
and

what’s your point browser Chrome Firefox
Safari at all

okay you relax on your phone you do okay
well that’s good

that needed for him I dated the day that
they may it today than in the native

browser while using Chrome and Firefox

yeah using Chrome for my regular
day-to-day yeah email from my facebook

for my

from a year ago here for passer I

issues that come up yeah and then for um
for the pornography yes I’ll use Firefox

and Chrome for your porn friends in porn
free or chrome friend

text you there use porn for your chrome
friends for Burma chrome

Brett alright so this dad is like try to
adapt to technology I think that’s cool

you like down user

porn on his computer and yes go that’s
taken a step

he just doesn’t know how to use it
correctly that’s right nearly had to use

Facebook correctly they don’t use

I’m pornography online internet porn

it’s hard because there’s no class now
you can give you should teacher porn

watching class

at like an adult community college that
would be a waste my time

why because if I don’t pay me back and I
don’t do Seattle with my house for less

than 4 G’s

you know I’ll you know in my day rate is
w takim highlight will make an

appearance for less than 5k

I just like that part knowledge and some
old ass mother fucker can’t get off he

does not get to you porn doubt you know
this

data be like fuckin 5k have I

K do I’m trying to make money I know I
don’t get beyond his mic for less than

five day

yes you do what’s yeah what he talkin
our sponsorships are way less than that

are you serious that it shows are
several months before we even had a

sponsor what is what am i doing

you’re not even getting paid it also
goes into a separate fund you haven’t

seen a dime love this money we spend it
all on on

billboards and then and fundraisers for
ladies one iota Ghana rich

now I’ll really yeah dead serious I but
the hell yeah I’ll oh wait a second my

daddy s

yeah so on a rich now

now I mean that’s his money in that not
all that is money

he put money into my account that’s
making it my money

with you talking about I have some my
dad’s money

so I actually have a lot of money

it cares you guess yeah

sciences my dad put fifty thousand
dollars a week into my bank and the FBI

door and the grand a week unless I ask
for more which I often do

they so does that they get his money
yeah I account now than I did when I at

that point you are rich

so you think I should not be proud not
proud you are out a little prouder ap

your browser dialed back I think it’s
cool I think I could do whatever I want

that’s great

I my love my mom

I love my dad’s money love my as their
my brother to

I love my whole family except my dad I
love my mom and I love my dad money

you love your whole family except for
your dad because

he’s gonna give you money she does love
the money instead if you have the money

don’t love my bad dad okay still my
friend especially because he

gives the mini I love my mom let my
dad’s money

love my sisters them a brother to in %uh
you

fucking asshole 88 Callard your pool
bowl rap

relaxed it that little too much no i
well relax %uh israeli I lack of RA

thirty thousand dollars fine Graham over
my venmo limit for the month

but hello you good appreciated

as the lead to this girl dildo I think
two options

dropped the hint I don’t know it’s it’s
sort of like heavy hint at you know like

to thank you

I think she should um set

his I think you should set the

am the the defaults

web page you know when you open the
browser the United said it to you porn

dot com the homepage

yeah or like gum I don’t do it xvideos
is pretty good after

leaving setting the homepage to appoint
say it is a good idea let me just

initially just to introduce them to

I you know what are the tube sites
that’s gonna help ’em

help them find the porn and have their
search function yeah

and then he’ll be like oh my god this
site is great but I’m

you know that hope they’ll change maybe
I’ll think that the that ok it was a

virus

yeah aaaa okay realize it was a good
site

okay okay option to you I think you

you get a new computer this once as a
lot a buyer’s as I think we should get a

Mac their virus resistant

and a and then you he’ll be happy to
search me by my laptop when you can buy

mutual suggested he at the laptop yeah

me like you know if we use to sever
computers than I think that’ll be

beneficial to all of us

because you’ll use your computer Ali
maybe it’s me that slowing it down

and then you blame it on yourself then
use or to use that logic to

force them to get his own computer oh
that knows you feel like presented like

it’s a story that happen to somebody
that you know like oh my friend had a

similar virus he got it from a point say

I don’t know where we got it from yeah
maybe a popped up in your email

you know allies I looked at porn you
take the you take a bullet for all you

say oh you know I think like the in

in the future the best the best site in
life are free air

it you can hear them to the bird then be
porni

yeah do that thing that I love but I’ll

a while horny utilizing horny

well I want money ISA yeah I

up ugg boots the sides in life

are free yeah but I the virus

web sites the ones that are non-paid is
that you’re saying

no I think I’ve Mina every site that on
a virus is right yeah I think

I’m not sure where the virus is coming I
don’t have that issue

your I write this that my tech support
tip I

a Apple Apple product and if you can’t

buy a new computer then given his own
dedicated

a a.m. web browser

yeah hopefully that’ll keep some things
at bay at a real easy to get you yet

like anti-virus software and given the
virus

yea Rex Morgan MD they’re not him doctor
Norton

as though that’s good thing Anna I
haven’t used an antivirus offer since

1984

is doctor Norton still alive it’s been a
minute let us know

right that third-place many for question
number two yeah

yeeee this one comes from all the way

from Carmelo Anthony are Carmelo Anthony
writes

good in target near Jake on a less
German note

I am in my fourth year at high school in
Scotland

over here we all wear school uniforms
almost everyone including me just wears

basic pair of trousers

shirt tie and a jumper basic

but smart here’s where things get
awkward

I was talking to my friend recently who
is one of the nicest most friendly

people I’ve ever met

and he would never really annoy or harm
anyone

he was saying to me that over the
holidays he wants this hit the shops

to buy a waistcoat to wear to school I
thought this was a terrible idea and

would make him stand out in all the
wrong ways

with him being so nice and all I don’t
wanna hurt his feelings so I just kinda

brushed off the idea whether

mare now the holidays are coming up he
wants me to go get a waistcoat with him

it would not be a pretty sight and I
just think people will think he looks

weird and avoid on

how to convince them that this is not
the greatest plan

or that he should buy other close to
look smart or my being a dick

and should I just let him do whatever
the fuck she once without me being a

complete control freak

yours sincerely Carmelo Anthony

at the last one right in the it obvious
that the last one the control freak then

you shouldn’t give a fudge

and let him do whatever they want well
you let him do whatever the body wants

your control freak but the waistcoats

who were I you know it when I first
heard this question I was like oh man

that sounds very thing and I look up
what a waste cuz it was and

to look the best I got nothing if you
look fine

but he only wears the school is a basic
bare trousers shirt tie and a jumper

basic but smart

imagine there’s he wants to wear the
vest with that out but it sounds so

like both its it’s such a small leap
that it’s a step

its I why I its

I think it’s it’s great that like yours
so you’re so invested in your friends

outfit that you at like will your you
care about you don’t want you to be made

fun of because

is a nice guy right you should consider
that I am you’re wrong

yeah he might look spew by look SmartNet

it’s like he’s gonna that friend finally
does by a waistcoat slash best and

where’s it is cool and everyone starts
complimenting him in his friend like

RI guys stop fucking playing into it
it’s clearly it’s a shitty waistcoat you

guys really make my night about all the
Italian up

he’s not wearing any way it as a joke I
really I really think it’s sexy actually

shut up you bet his does making fun to
be on a subtle subtle way I bet

I promise you in if this guy does it
next year

everybody’s wearing waistcoats yeah that
helped fashion works dude one person as

balls enough to take a risk

and arrested sheep follow I’m telling
you guys

I would persuade start wearing fedoras
now I was produced yes

I yes actually I was a I was I was the
first one that’s hard to bring back

those retrograde and actually

yeah showed leather straps around your
wrist yeah

thats be at paine that shit a lot of
that is because I have gone bad though

what you talkin about that for the
leather band

the Fedora bands make a dance Bay and
the naked /a

I that they’re talking about that size
leather band JAMA girls dander

yeah turnip answer so

we would say we would tell this guy to
chill the f well

with our friend Matt say when you were
talking about set your

you want to do yet suspenders yeah you
can put the mafia

and he said the only person who thinks
you can’t pull it off

is EU that’s right and that hit me so
fucking hard and I i pod buses and urs

and I’ve been to a shame to where the
members of this is the first time yeah I

were them I i well I walked out I took
one step into the street your boo and

somebody yelled

your German homo and through a hot dog
at me now

offense resided to appoint I’ve never
seen anyone before were you not only

return the suspended and tried to burn
down as a specialist or

away you that no legit ever had to deal
with this scrutiny that iris see it

it turns out does your face that people
hated not the suspenders

I am so are yeah chill out dude

chill out dude I think it’s nice I do
want to say that I think you’re a good

friend for

for kit for you know you you i think
you’re projecting your opinion a little

too much here

yeah but he is coming from a good place
at like at my friend’s nice and I’ve

buffet people make fun of them how do I
tell them not to do that yeah I air

I you had it for that was like making a
terrible fashion choice a new one like I

say this to Dave all the time there was
red Dave

residue brother burke et tu II do I had
a

be my brother through a Christmas party
and Michael much built in the city came

to my parents house

and Dave Rosenberg ahead cap up

is showed up is wearing a braided belt
he’s a really bad idea

um a fuck what is it called when their
own a pleated khakis

and kidnap a row but and appeared like
loafers with the little pass a lineup

and I think you might have also been
wearing a cashmere sweater with nothing

underneath

alright I just like pretty much the
worst out that everything a person and I

i couldn’t help but I did a bit but
until it changed

he said this is a bad luck I was like
this is as that what is happening right

now I like I like be at the others
braided belt the air

pleated khakis that are way too large
for you to store too wide

and I’ll you’re wearing you’re wearing
loafers yeah about it he borrowed

clothes

army also put on a somewhat blast for
wearing like

mesh shorts a gym socks and

shower sandals to work one day yeah I
mean it will you

he has maybe the worst he’s unattractive
duties got I think the worst

sense of style have ever seen are he
just doesn’t care that his style is not

feeling so aggressively doesn’t care but
I i think is to his detriment cuz he’s

good he’s a good worker so walks into a
room is like a it is now the sluggish

and everybody’s like okay

%uh you’re wearing admixtures the annex
had I

flannel pajama pants so we don’t wanna
listen here

a few we don’t care what you think I
love Dave to death baby if you’re

listening to your amazing adventure by
the pants that salsa

yeah and it comes from a place of love
exactly and adoration I think that’s

maybe that’s a that’s where the true

a truism his eyes are coming from a
place that’s pure apart I think you can

a

offer your opinion but at the same time
maybe the wet investors jail

yet I’m you let him do his thing maybe
the best is jail

I think that personally I think that’s
gonna chill then again we made a whole

video about making fun of people with
the best so

aren’t you the hypocrite yeah but we
made for love the person that was like

two as a cure to pull it off he said why
you wearing the best

and I could have been like I like it I
think Alex Martin this and then you’re

the asshole

right at and you like what you wearing a
vest like I’m not then

I’m an ass already is make fun of evil
hear people ride they make not the

people who are constantly wearing no
clothing

yes harahan home of the monarch yes the
heck ya head

not really up badly I’ll manage that
well to a different be different a

lol thank you I wanna be there for him
be a new guy

102 gender self but at the same time
keep my core values and believe him

I want to do that well and an just the
abbey do I will it be the same guy with

a better laptop

yeah at the lab is really bad and then
additional Apple edged up his wealth and

I and others that is pretty bad play got
her start over

be born again and on you you should move
somewhere else I parents

buddy Daikin that maybe I feel like 30
more years you need 30 more years in the

oven

and let that crazy EF I can’t say at
least stop the lap

you all right to take a break usually
keep going on you think a mini-break

I like breaked are many break like in
tennis yeah like if you’re in a tiebreak

and someone breaks or service with the
brakes gonna be yeah it was like a mini

break what else is weird about tennis

the scoring system every who came up
with this stuff 1534 its arbitrary

alright we’re at love 15 15 all

at K what are we to say one you

10 now because after 15 comes 30 and
then you know it comes after that

I’ll 45 singer Kanye fifteens now

not that either Sep 15 30

40 and then you in the game other the
matches are

no nothing not the match the game it’s
like made by like a six year old who was

losing at this game that is making up
rules as he goes a lot is like

idea the first was that when I know it’s
eptein up a

a hard share alright but had second one
so I’m

so I guess that’s what 15 out yeah I
lost the game alright it’s alright no

its not over because

II the game doesn’t mean it’s over you
have to win those said

I got I got us to do so that means we’re
there there’s a Thai

are you going to appoint around you
you’re a bad babysitter

who you just 11 set the you have two in
three sets

88 s lol area cleared or do you know do
you like to grow up to be Patrick rafter

akin was a rod laver himself the the
though all the founder of modern tennis

loud and he gave birth to Martina
Navratilova

if you can imagine and then she she
fingered herself until Chrissy every

came out crying and then none other than
Rafael Nadal after that

and that’s their history have tennis
close at both

just it just says cook for the big role
a great dog pet

there’s more dust on it than any old
work you’ve ever seen

you don’t keep your books quiere a bit
it is ash everywhere

I’m blinded talking 26 scarecrows

anyway where were we in heaven yeah

is though I’d all light outside mmm-hmm

walking to syracuse new york america’s
Reaser

america’s allies what stan’s some abuse
I

he has very good Syracuse says lots as
Sarah

jus won’t use names Sarah other yeah

as Syracuse orange orange you glad you
didn’t go to school here

yeah relax we have to perform you
tonight but

aku and actually excited we do we have
fun a big schools

yes big schools with terrible weather
like Wisconsin

right where we can just stay inside and
get fucked up after the I

plant lag lag lag lag yeah pass I’m
actually gonna have a vitamin water too

hard boiled eggs and call it a night I
think

hand yeah I can repeat it got me a

the kind yeah you’re under arrest hand
yeah are you I am did i do

you’re speeding I yeah just acting
generally disruptive

a public it adds that the public noise
violation he carefully

and believe in a note to tell you i mean
you you’ve been acting really pretty

self-centered for a while now and you
you’ve been getting by in some pretty

good music but it started to slip

and what is it that the slip years ago
do slaves yeah

like that without I have an aids it’s
definitely trending downward and

exercise is gonna give you a pass
anymore so

thank you so much he added you gotta
chill out a little

what do you wear your hair house ACA at
after it

hmm I do anything they actually I’ll the
a

two episodes ago we asked a that lady to
create a co fun me page

to helper raise money for a volunteer
trip to Africa

because we we said that a lot of people
are too selfish to actually go

themselves you should feel ashamed
asking for some money

now we said however much money raised
will match it

obviously we didn’t realize should raise
this much the deals off the table

heels of how the IOC on Africa actually
so instead we planted a tree

endured Ghana not really in your name
and an inner our name because we thought

that she would be more chill with our
name

the tree instantly died yes they can’t
exactly bro peaches they’re

girls are bad clear that’s our fault

that’s our ego um now that page does
exist it is online after a fiery show

dot com

click on her go find the page give her
some money and we still well matcher

a dollar-for-dollar hopefully we can
send this deeper day

their ERP helpful generous lady of to
you

Africa let’s get to one last question

who know my last before we have to leave
in a tell jokes to people at Syracuse so

hmm so burned out

I know it’s hard to be me I Ardi

just like a dove in my heart i IIIi
knee-high

yeah it’s hard to talk a lot and it’s
hard to be funny Antioch

it’s hard it’s the hardest part about my
life

I’ve never practice at this job except
by accident I purposes as a warming up

and it’s only because we’re recording
something else and ice we’d be having a

conversation kinda like this if we
didn’t have microphone ride the only

hard part is actually holding the
microphone because we didn’t want to

carry their mic stands with us to
Syracuse

to have to hold them in our in our own
little hands alright thanks for being

fans are the two biggest most selfish
assholes

honor your ego as questions what time
the rigor let’s go

I one last name I am

Derrick Coleman deez DC where the kids
wanna be

tiered Amir and Jake do you believe
battles can ruin a relationship

well over the past few months I started
seeing this girl from work

we got on we get on really well and up
until recently I found her majorly hot

last week the topic of colonics
irrigation arose and we spoke about how

it would

be really funny to have a deep cleansing
as a couples activity

we laughed it off and I forgot all about
it but she brought it back up later and

started talking about it seriously

I’m usually open minded site and want to
seem like a prudent give this girl the

wrong impression

so I went along with it still unsure if
she would actually follow through

Valentine’s Day comes and she surprised
me with a double booking

to a colonic irrigation session be a
Groupon

I couldn’t say no at this point so I
decided to grit my teeth

and bear it it wasn’t so bad until
during her session she beckoned over to

watch the perspex tube

funnel shit out of her was I meant to
find there’s a hot

now I can help but finder really
unattractive

and I don’t think I can carry on with
the relationship what should I do

even if I break up with their can this
be used as a valid excuse

thanks for your advice and entertainment
peace Derrick Coleman

now before you answer this question I
did become Groupon Inc Alana irrigation

was an offer

so if he’s lying it’s not about that
worry about is that true

that is true oh my god

I can’t believe she got a Groupon for a
polite

I can’t believe this happened well you
are kinda like this guy you

find female shitting repulsive I find
all shooting repulsive

now not necessarily hurt me yet but
girls you like we never have a crush on

a girl and I want to get over I just
imagine her shooting it turns me off

yeah right that’s true ready cuz sitting
in it goes like this: the great

equalizer in like rosa

that is due them is like these pristine
little yeah pretty and then it’s like

open book comes out yet growth your
gross yeah dollars gross

iced but it’s like castles now obviously
am I don’t know man that’s too hot

that’s gross that it’s hard to

why did you let it snowball to that
point to the point where you’re looking

at a

love you all so much shit coming through
a tube at her asshole just cuz she

beckoned you didn’t mean you have to go
there buddy

yeah what are you at her back in the end
call I’ll man I think FTC the poop come

have a girl that you like you’re sorta
screwed

really I think the whole point of no
return I don’t know it was specially for

being like this now

there’s maybe there’s some version apply
for you like me to help deliver it was

like the

intimate thing yeah anyone in her life
has ever seen

likey people get jealous like oh this
person like but another person even

before they knew me it’s just like wives
don’t like you imagine

my girlfriend like being in this
situation are being like

it’s in it with someone yeah nice to
imagine but like now you can be like

I and II the most intimate thing you can
do yeah

watch could come out if someone yet in a
2-0 with you

underwater chanted so eager to do it
that maybe she’s done this before but it

is our movie at a certain way to get
close to people or maybe this is a way

to break up with people

it’s like in Vanilla Sky which is a guy
slut your deck I swallowed your cum

that mean something I’d take you saw the
Shake come out of my asshole

that’s true US like I think the more
intimate you guys get the closer you

feel and the stronger the bond is but
less that

at a certain point you get grossed out
and use or start a retreat and I think

that’s what’s happening in now I
wouldn’t necessarily if you break up say

its cuz on the its cuz I’ve the colonics

yeah made us do yeah I wouldn’t buy one
put it on that if your gonna break up

with her maybe

create a different issue like got the
fact that you buy your ballot and they

get a group I excuse you had a really
bad as that so we’re just looking for

discounts yet

I don’t know about that counted as a
fifty percent of your thoughts I paid

full price for this wk roses and the
Chocolate which are you only eat to get

sucked have your ass by

I subtlety out that spared the either or
both

what about a turning this whole
experience it from negative into a

positive I make make a short film about
it

so it’s called the colonics in the
opening shot her like a little girl

kernels of corn in knots

like floating through this water you
don’t really know what it is right some

agents alike

a little kernel of corn gone through a
lot and I but it’s cute and then it

looks like sort like zero gravity

that little chance maybe like a wet
Snickers bar sort of flooding through

this time and that they like it and it
and then I have to piss knickers gay and

the

them and then add strength of dissolved
into a lava lamp like a circus from

horizontal to vertical it’s a lava lamp

and out to reveal to freshman making on
their college dorm room

are

and only at the end you realize that bad
food clothing care the Embraer floating

if there’s space and time was actually
did this shit come in at over brown

I had like you can believe it but it’s
finally here

it is the great call back at the year
yet again

books but does the most impressive thing
we’ve ever done big social I really felt

that

I really was good let’s close the show I
think there is a top I’m gonna put down

the maker Browns unlock a they have the
equivalent of a bike drop after we just

thank our advertisers they had %uh
players I with one less on anything

after this is a bunt after a lockout
home run and we just can’t afford to do

that right down to it

again their email address tear tear tear
said to email us for your questions as a

fiery show gmail dot com

also accepting revealing in using themes
on submissions

that person was from a got Steve NG of

are Jeff and this last one is from
someone named

Jack thanks for listening area body
peace G

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