Episode 72: Gifts


In this episode we discuss how to pleasure women physically, and men emotionally.

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the I didn’t say that they had a way

though Tiger I am accents okay

I it tiger well let’s start with that
name Tiger

Tiger rights and hey guys

love the show so I’ve been messaging
this girl on tender

a total smoke show with a bangin bod
definitely the hottest girl I’ve matched

with to date

things are going pretty good until we
started talking about school

when she said she wants to apply for
college but she doesn’t have the money

for an application fee

it’s like a hundred bucks she then asked
if I could help her pay the fee to which

I responded by saying I’d love to help
if she wasn’t a complete stranger

she then said and I quote yeah but I can
be a lot more than a stranger to you

so basically this girl trying to get me
to pay her money

which is obviously bad but a part of me
can’t help but think about what a

what it would be like to go along with
it and potentially fuck this really hot

girl for ninety five dollars

would that be paying for sex or would it
be her paying with sex

either way it sounds like bad news and
there’s probably a very small chance

that I would even lead to fucking but I
still wonder

any advice on how to deal with the
situation would be great

thinks Tiger Tiger name

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what he did I don’t %ah

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ninety five dollars that he wants to


yeah it’s like a red circle playing the
lottery you’re gonna throw away probably

but I

its roulette yaa well here’s another way
to look at it

this is not a hot girl this is a guy

whose extorting money from him right I
would say that such a high probability

it’s not even worth gambling

oh yeah well on that there’s no way this
is a hot girl who actually needs money

for a college application and even more
so there’s no way to chill fuck you if

you do give her money the other than
occurred to me

like this is a damn hunt into the butler
at like the scams are

you know just weird camgirls be like go
to my live right you can watch me strip

for you but you wouldn’t fall for that

right well you know I fall for is a hot
girl who to

chats with you and then says she needs
money rated which is why you should say

let’s meet up in person I’ll give you
the check

%uh that’s good CSU react to that which
I guarantee you’ll be

but no I don’t want to meet up with you
I’m actually a guy about robot girl who

strive to take money from people that’s
fair I

he had a no I don’t know what else to
say other than I’m so certain this is a


but let’s say it’s not a few like I
really I’m curious about this I know its

a bad idea

but still I wonder like a lion lol man
that so much guys wanna fuck hot girl

course they’re like I will pay I’ll
throw a hundred dollars into the air

and ninety-nine times out of 100 nothing
will happen but that

just the fact that there’s a1 percent
chance makes me want to at least give it

a shot

yeah I am but that’s why

these types of scams work because even
the promise of something that you were


almost a hundred percent isn’t true
you’d still go for because the

the odds the the probability of you
coming inside the hot woman’s vagina sir

cumming inside you you relax right there

like coworkers she may not want you to
cum inside her

well I need to be wearing a condom yes
still technically coming inside remain

the hell out

yeah so i just i just i just don’t wanna
as don’t get any went too excited yet

you know okay so even the the
probability ’em

when a brother how sex with someone with
a condom on and come in them

or no condom him pull out I

I think I differ from you on this
opinion because you’d rather use a


yeah weird I don’t hate condoms as much
as you do

idoney condoms this area everyone should
wear them now yeah

everyone should be I don’t hate the way
they feel as much as you do I

yeah no I don’t like it yeah I

look alright moving on I

I you’d rather do the opposite right yes

how does it work when you like how close
do you get when you pull out

I’m usually four seconds after I came I

do wow that added to you you know I A

you do you allow to limp noodle Billy a
act ready

good and I just I yeah people like this
second before

the second before yeah that sell risky
know that you know if they make up so

does that mean when you pull out

are you DFT then use your hand to Lake

finish it off and I usually pull out

as it’s coming silly no Delacour to read

it so it’s so close that you pull it out
the year ejaculating without any like

hand stimulus

yeah I’d only to later gotta get
sometimes I like great bit

tightly and that will be enough for like
I’ll put it back Lache

on bike you know on somebody’s butt

yeah at the top part of their vagina
right like

even that little bit official sent it
over the edge and then

there’s just a cleanup yeah just like
that like any sex during a condom

there’s clean up lenders not

its data container yet to take be a
tight take it out at the disposal gavin

is an all in a it’s all located within a

clean receptacle that you can then peel
off your dick and throw away

lil the Stilton that’s not necessarily
true it’s the if not go back clean

removing a condom yet and there’s fluid
on the outside and on the inside and

there’s fluid all over your dick you Dec

is Malik spermicide I you’re making it
sound like

I at the government to use condoms
definitely we make it sound like a

I gloria is still you OP yeah it

obviously are eliminated all Vesely I

ever jim is gone as we are making it
your all your overplaying

a little bit your child and I don’t know
why but the dissolution you

the to think you lied to an everyday
condoms forever I’m ready you know

they’re not the perfect receptacle
helmet here who all they are

yeah right when your bike riding helmets
are cool birds

to actually pretty tight not to wear
one’s own ties obviously that’s not save

not ideal wear a helmet but they’re
uncomfortable an ugly in bad

and actually riding a bike doesn’t feel
quite as good

you have a helmet on you’re a bad sex

bach and now I let everybody listened I
think would make it up pretty clear on

the so that everyone to listen to you
would not be right

yeah I like a lot but unless we’re doing
it in a way that

is like a listen eg listen a group is
not gallant over here that everyone’s ok

now I wanna be like the

other guy no yeah by saying listen to me

were thus making me un cool and then
people as a yet

body in it if with our guest add to get
this guy i sorry I said it’s a scam

i think i buy I would definitely not
just Center money blindly

I’m guessing you should meet up with the
injury money lead to get it I say I

wanna meet up with you

and then I she just goes to a coffee
shops and and get the job getting to the


I can you imagine he gets to a coffee

and it’s a hot girl 18 year old hot girl
the college application

City thank you so much I’m really cross
my fingers that Dartmouth to let me in

really you’re applying to colleges in
April how does that work a lot of people

have already heard by now

yeah yeah I’m a little late

no you’re not a little a year seven
months late or six months earlier I blow


of up now I’ll blow you for a hundred

a yep you getting scammed out a note to
say toda

an I X question yep

this one is pretty real hey

and a let’s call him Peter Brady

I peter Christopher McKnight I believe
his real name is

did you go to jail Peter Brady yeah yeah

cool you follow enough kid actors around

odds are one of them all gone to jail
you do follow like it actors around yeah

I actually stocked Eve plumb who played
Jan for

six years you I you dated Taran Noah

I’m group right there

the youngest yeah I became so the job
they had the rated into the show

yep I is that shoot did he become got
them then they rode into the show

I think that light was that just care it
seems like it was to natural to be a

care I believe you that message has been
the way he was showing up to stay at

like the writers like butts right into
the show

you have not like you’d like I’m not
gonna take off my black GE and they’re

like fuck we have to write it into the
cell I did they could be like

yes you are take up your black the

but to cut nail polish black nail polish
your eye shadow

your scholar and I was a good thing is
happening to lots kids back in that day

too so it was like a relevant things

new equipment and the show you dated
Taran Noah Smith

iraq yep Peter rights I’ve recently
started talking to this girl and let me

tell you she is making me earn that

unlike most of our listeners I wouldn’t
say she’s a smoke show per se

but she is a relative smoke show for a
man of my station

a loser and a dweeb I letter copy my

all the time and have even wrote a three
page essay for her that got an A minus

before you say anything yes I’m aware
that she is most likely using me and

doesn’t care for me at all but I still
appreciate the contact

and attention in some weird fucked up
way also part of me thinks that if I

hang out with her

long enough she might get to know me
better and appreciate me

I’m all for working for it but at this
point it feels like she’s making me toil

grovel and beg

there are no other girls that show even
a remote interest in me what should I do


Peter Brady hun this is kinda cool

why because it as much many layers

one you like done with this hot girl
take advantage if you should just using

you for your brain

right but then it makes you think young
girls commit a tractor to lots of parts


people why not have this interesting

exchange where you helper academically
by you know

writing her essay and then she shows you
affection you guys are

is a mutually beneficial to show him
affection yeah he says he likes the

constant tension

are you appreciate the contact and
attention in a weird fucked up way

and his kinda weird it’s mutually
beneficial the only bad thing that’s

happening is that he’s doing her
homework in that she’s not learning

right but that no small price to pay for
Cotto usually beneficial cuz he’s like

he it feels a his hip I see what you’re

yeah this you’re saying like it I was
this kid’s parents I’d be like

at hey don’t do this hot girls homer
she’s using you

but as his friend on like you know use
what you got

you’re good at something and you’re
using it to get here

essay though I think i three years they
are very happy you have to draw the line

his latest I could actually even though
you can justify

in your brain like that yeah it’d the

the to the greater society and probably
to this girl

she is what like she’s taking advantage
of him like to look at night the

to Peter Brady enemy does my homework is
a fucking loser

and all the other girls were ignoring
you at least are abusing you and museum

so they’re your friends this girl’s a
demon bitch

and I think you should be like fuck off
I do my own homework

you don’t get too the benefit from my
brain but before

he said a in another podcast back in the
day or maybe write songs they can’t

leave gonna do this yeah I’m gonna just

any budging at work had 43 like I have a
fuckin affidavit

it might be cross-examined do you recall
during episode 43

you have a lady said would you really
distressed go back to me

I can I have it please the court but you
to please the court here

flap I just wanna please the court I I
want to do is please you court

Chicago or are you pleased but you’re
not pleased with this I do I do I do for

you got

court I’m begging you caught core I

both so did he say if you hate someone
the best way to get back at them is to

fuck them

yes I did say that but he’s not gonna
fuck this girl

when he might if he continues doing her
homework not gonna happen no girl fucks

the guy that does her homework

he’s doing it without her fucking when
he knew

what you need to do if you really really
want that is to quit cold turkey she’s

gonna miss it you can believe what I
need to do to get you to do the homework

and then Eli world nice when you talk to
be back a real nice to be out French to


and then she said excuse me Peter Brady
thats that solicitation and then you say

what was it before bitch

what was it before with it with a smile
and out pat on the back right

well now I just upped the ante it away
it still solicitation

but now I want to be blown if it pleases
the court

a it doesn’t please the court

I don’t think it’s healthy for him to
just do your homework i think thats

negative bad I think it’s anything at
the downward spiral

alright so if he was still deserves to
be fucked but I don’t think he’s doing

it the right way

if you´re if you are him what would you

her power him

I would start smoking cigarettes

very are going to the gym hard tight by
like I

Camaro or something okay so one really
unhealthy been one healthy thing and I’m

wasting his money

yeah I would say the Camaro thing is
neutral okay

and FBI to become the coolest guy at

and at the very least the good guy and
an 80’s a school

who picked cool guy I school yeah n

you not have to smoke a cigarette to
sort a roll up in your CNC got the pack

there you can even use a deck acquirer
what’s your address I want to send you a

jeans jacket

I did in a denim jacket feeds I

but the jacket made in gene so not

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for the price a fun

a idid I think you should just not doing
your homework I think you

and usury surround yourself with

in this is a positive she’s asking you
do work for free and what you’re getting

is for

company which is in her doing any work
she’s not actually bring anything to the

table to raw deal

should appreciate you for you that’s

fucking optimistic yeah very Brady Bunch
love you

it’s sunny everyday here in LA here’s
the fucking real cold hard truth

bend over because I’m about this stick
it in your ass like a suppository

you talking to this kid be whatever have
you either way you’re gonna shut up

right now

you know it is the legal it back a good
give it to both the by the door

keep doing her homework in the same to

doing her homework that’s the advantage
you have over her

this is will we be the follow-up ups
which email this guy like re:

are actually email addresses and be like
we want to know what’s going on in a


and then we’re giving opposite advice i
winner whose he followed and how work

and then when you give her the homework
do it in a

nice romantic way let’s go to the park
and I can give it to you let’s have

dinner and I can discuss it with the is

she’s forced to go on dates with you and
like he said

may be this way she’ll grow to
appreciate it more she’s gonna given the

time a day that she wouldn’t

if you didn’t have a great brain and you
know it girls can be attracted to guys

brain this guy’s

a maybe not a great looking or as he
calls himself a loser and a dweeb

but he does have one thing going for me
can write three-page papers they give p

give girls a minor ie them minuses
netted yeah

791 well you’re 83 a mine I paper and
then suddenly year

+91 yeah ninety one’s great Asia start
writing your paper The Giver

be are energy like hey these papers but
again we gotta be eaten alive United

echidna hey

apparently you know it’s weighing me
down is that two ounces a common my


haemophilia A excuse me

I II 6.2 your home a commuter keep doing
it let’s see what happens

really is up follow up mister Peter
Brady a

get one more question before the a the
break a break

classic break a hey guys in

more a late we need a guy the body Greg
Greg Brady

Barry Williams rights enough sorry

hey guys more specifically Jake what’s
up what’s up with some ok do you guys

have any tips on pussy licking and

I need to maximize the pleasure for the

but shears turn up the podcast mom

thanks love Greg I did too yeah we get
however all sectors I

you guys the for oral sex that would

a maximized pleasure for the recipients

I’m okay taking a knee Dr staying
neutral in terms of pleasure and a

slacker initial clan if you will I

nice thank you nice mom do turn out the
podcast I me give you five full seconds

because they know sometimes you drive in

yeah an messages keep your eyes on the

find your phone even if the just just
the in a press the volume button till

it’s gone

yeah leave few more seconds mom fade me
out to black

and I i love u yeah tell the
International O I get up and move my

head I got your grandmother right before

pussy eating Ted alright now here’s how
it works

I like our disc stripping everything
away this by the every question is sort

of like how do I help

attract some of the other sex and this
guys like how do I eat up pussy

how can I eat a pussy and it is my time
to shine

yeah I’m gonna I’m gonna just sit back
relax and enjoy the ride

are ripe I hear ya his Lord and guard
takes taking up his bets

there’s I mean there’s I am

couple let’s do this well as is the
advice the same for cuddling ass and


and nerdy a different place for each I
think it

well I just had similar advice across
the board I’m just gonna tell you

you wanna start out start out gently I
think you

everybody’s different so we’re gonna
we’re gonna go down

we’re going to use just your middle
finger okay

say you are above your on the month this
business so

scientific I think you’re gonna wanna be
an if you’re lying down

at you try to use your dominant hand is
what I’m saying um

you I get her flat on her back to her

can be a spread comfortably so you not

tearing a pubic hair or like did you try
to find a whole

your wonders go down middle finger

a past the pubic bone the pelvic bone

an your gonna hit the clip first

with your with her middle finger and I

this key by going down it should at this
point if you either do it if it’s during

foreplay and imagine the chain is where
you might wanna get

a little bit via the moisture Road

from the whole unsorted go too well yeah
I’ll bring water back to the town and

bring exact yeah

that English I they want its

once it’s wet officially earn 10 wet
adjusted make sure that there’s some

moisture on the labia and clitoris

and other than then you’re enter holding

with just your middle finger enter I’ll
go back to the well and I miss would’ve

I wish I Richard this should be a video
podcast yeah

I believe it or not touch the

E touch the roofer the have the vagina
disorder massage that yeah

and I would didn’t if the vagina is a
real you want to hit the light bulb


perfect okay said that I this is where

I’m I think that’s how you should start
it now rough roughly every time but

now this worthy advise getting I’m less

everyone is different haha study the
start of gently in SLO

yeah to see what doing well then you
just go with that so he starts beating

up a little bit and she

enjoys that they keep that up right but
she seems to enjoy it more thus the like

the slow aspect to do that if you can

if he’d you feel like there’s room you
want to put your your ring finger n

I’ll see if you like that but if but if
it doesn’t seem

just regular energy so it is based on
her moaning

yeah her moaning her breathing or very

but like ice the stopping of moaning now
that’s bad light looking at her

eyes maybe their shop maybe you like see
like a little discomfort Niko not that


and then we going down honor I I think
it’s nice today

keep your fingers in there think it’s
nice to you gripper thighs tightly

a and just massage the clip with your

%ah did not well as you call that before
sometimes you wanna go even thousands

lol you

that in a nose and HAARP I’m

but also like you know play with your
fingers in there I just just

do what feels appropriate for her

a already lead right now you’re looking
at your thumb

are your middle finger in your ring
finger as one writes a deserted

this is sort of like a little would
would you call this one doing right now

like a dog puppet almost the only i like
it where the your index finger and pink

pink ER

years yeah yeah yeah I would like to its

the lockdown rock rock rocking all year

I’m I would just like kinda bring them
in an out very slowly twisting so your

knuckles can kind of like give a little
bit %uh via

sensation I to the vaginal odor eerie
almost reading your two fingers together

as a

flat but bpm yeah um

and essentially that’s why I do you
think you should massage the clip yeah

and an egg rolls like different ways a

you know some people like speed and type
II could slow some people like it

a you know firmly press some people like
it late yesterday really is just a

matter of

what she seems to like and I think it’s
fine if you don’t need a lid on the

first time

it’s just it this is a bitch and that
you get to keep on reentering

then like time we’ll a prove your master

your turn I I A

I and 3

3 bits have crushed ice underneath the
tongue at all times just to keep your

just keep your tongue cool and Steph
hell yea hath still time yeah like an


oh and then a you know you like a
chicken head

oh yeah like a chicken egg a woodpecker
you only had exactly say using your

icicle time disorders

dad not necessarily UGG rather than a

dad but wherever you’re talking about a
vagina don’t ever

yes stabbings always energy says our

suddenly she’s interested okay is at the
very least like curious cuz you know a

lot of guys have you ate away now

I never even someone out I I V next to

I know I think yeah but Jake said sounds
good to me

hand well we both agree those are Jake

killing instead I have a net yeah
curling years I

the AM let ok with them let that a

let that sink in and bleed into our

on shows

that are I can’t stop thinking about the

vagina Europe and demanding better to do
it we do have three

a shows coming up in Seattle Portland in
San Francisco and tickets are actually

finally on sale

yes that’s the most exciting part away
do you have the info

have at something yeah I a at look up as
much as you can

okay I’m Seattle Washington

here it is about Seattle’s Wikipedia

the news Jess receive exports are buck

how I’m got here at da population no

founded in 1863 I think by Indian

shit to church Spokane Washington I
Seattle Washington

we are performing at though there a
project hmm

the doors are at seven the show’s at 8
on what day

Thursday people 24th okay

okay Portland organ yep Hawthorne

own rules friday april twenty-fifth
doors at seven show at eight

that’ll be a fun drive from Seattle to
Portland love that yelled Lee Drive

San Fran just go ol California hey

are pretty girl getting get excited now

where shot on product release cry well
its California hey

I’ll rickshaw stop door Sunday

the 25th I sat at the table 27

doors at 7:30 show at eight so are still
tickets are still available

these are not huge room so get them
while they’re not

get a mother not all other ticketing any
info is Isaiah like R @gmail.com

slash ch on tour or Jake and Amir dot

0 we hope to see you there I

we’re gonna stick around and meet take
photos every fan after the show who

wants to stick around

damn right an awesome yeah it’ll be fun
it’ll be good

it’ll be great Allen Street is going to
be with us what

getting yes I didn’t agree to that
fucker coming up my to our

your two or three day back in bed in

know what you’re talking about going out
three day bender man

I’m leaving care by performer not Gracy
Seattle Portland San Franceschini

use that really the only thing you care

I’m getting frisky in San Fran 50

up and Portland I think we need more

requires more land is there for me to go
around and drink at but

Seattle how bout how bout you

you go into a p/e battle I drank so much
beer that I could piss for a year

are now a well as the love another
question to get there

alright Yahoo I yeah a

let’s let’s please this is a is a good

our first a female braiding in that we

I can you name a female let’s give it to

the unsung hero the Brady Bunch she was
in part to the family but she was so

close to everyone I think she

right she was basically considered as I
can Mother Dairy measure

got it just read question I

everyone is aware on this show how much
you love the Brady Bunch you said

named every actor who played each kid
you named all the characters up top

except for the dog yeah right we get it

you love the Brady Bunch that’s not good
its it’s almost 1 p.m. in your your


yeah yesterday he said it was 5pm a
house in damn is that had the exact same

pajamas did you get added pajamas

are you did when I run yeah I commend
this coming from a man who ate McDonalds

for dinner last night there

yeah not this one okay that is certainly
isn’t that the pot calling the kettle on


okay after I didn’t call you and help

you called me lazy at the very least I
was stuck at the mall and I did I eat

dispute but I texted you and said

I was going to get a salad from a
restaurant sore legs

Xi’an USAID’s now I’m good I’m just
gonna chill at the mall had you are


mcdonald’s I was on my way to anything
got old I

a no i think i jus the mcdonnell yeah I

be didn’t want to tell me now we because
that be admitting to

reaching rock-bottom yeah yeah it was a
sad moment for me

he said that you’re hunched over reading
your crispy chicken sandwich

shuttling prize in your mouth and he
said for a Jake and Amir fan locked up

to you at that moment you didn’t know
how you’d react

yeah I would there was me I

know if they are I’m making I’m doing a
video right now house

apparent that another example how you’d

the real human is a lot like my
character on the show

yeah in terms over really just poor
eating habits and sensually

which Yukon SLE say you’re gonna change
but never do I’m in a I’m a change it

today I’m actually I’m

eat really healthy healthy today did you
catch the for breakfast did you have

anything other than

iced button cream coffee and a croissant

turns out he had again had that for
breakfast but it’s good to carb up in


day %ah nice camera

the day working at of idiot

read the fucking question yeah

Alice rights hey guys here’s my six some
currently doing a study abroad semester

in Paris and i’m having

hidden and having a French ass fun

time as much as y’all don’t condone this
sort of behavior I’ve been dating the

same guy since my freshman year of
college and we decided to do the whole

long distance thing while I’m away

currently still no regrets as most
French guys are way to fend for me and I

really do love my boyfriend

anyway he’s coming to visit me for a
week in Europe

coinciding with our anniversary given
the length of the track is making

and the anniversary I feel compelled to
give him the best fucking present


however I’m still a college student
blowing my parents dines an overpriced

French rude

and can’t really afford to break bank
I’m wondering

if you guys could provide any
suggestions for a really cool and

thoughtful present

in the fifty to a hundred dollar price
range that most

any dude would enjoy and probably have
use for

PS I’m also open to any suggestions for
wild sexual fantasies I could for phil

has a bonus gift

but keep in mind where a seasoned couple
who’s tried most things

I E anal so would need t a need to be
something that guys are too afraid to

ask for

toda in advance for any recommendations

Alice interesting so she’s

abroad her boys coming to visit her on
the anniversary and she doesn’t know

what gift to get him she doesn’t wanna

mock-up right or get him something bad

am and she’s down for a sexy bonus Kia

yeah which by the way that sh that the
gift yet at

the hat but you get ’em that is at the
bonus that

yeah and also you can have anal again he
had asked that that’s a good gift that

the gift that keeps on giving

feel free to regift yeah that’s fine he
had good

you’re right so let’s say let’s just say

anal and a sweater hier perfect or

anal and and and %uh scar anal at hand

hand shoes yeah are two angels that way
to getting anal and then one of the anal

is a bonus kin morning anal

yell by evening anal and in the middle
you take them for a full of

I a string of falafel on a

yeah at one of those per region
restaurants that are there yet

area yet very very hot very chic very

we’re talking twelfth on da small
falafel or something like that

I here’s the thing anniversaries are

he said because on unlike birthdays it’s
a dual

yes so it’s like who can give the other
person a gift

right its competitive it’s me right it’s

it’s not a happy healthy positive
experience for anyone

it’s like I’m gonna get you the better
gift I’ll fuck you give me a better gift

I got out gift you are and I will

I’m a break rule it spends length too
much money in like then

I then you can give me a gift that I me
feel bad that I didn’t spend as much

money you’re gonna feel bad that you
spent too much money in

it is negative all around it’s bad

suck gifts are terrible little birthday
and play

I can stress about it alone and I don’t
have to worry about this like

not compounded by the fact that you’re
going to get me a diff to

pray like who is going to be better well

girls are at a disadvantage you I in
many ways in life but one other

what are the advantages that they do
have is that

in for my money in my view world

in my thinking this might be a gross
over generalization

but here it is guys don’t give a shit

about gets I agree I concur guys will
never get angry

that you either gave them a bad gift or
no gift at all

it doesn’t matter to us in the slightest
I will go even further to say

that in my perfect world nobody gives or
receives gift’s

I don’t like getting gifts I don’t like
having to give gift

obviously I’m not in a relationship
right now that’s something I wouldn’t

feel comfortable saying way if I had a

but I think in an ideal world you don’t
have to get me anything

and the greatest gift of all would be
that I don’t have to get you anything

because there’s so much pressure and the
gift is never actually that worth it

holidays to not a fan who gets I don’t
like giving gifts

when the when Chris mister hannukah
rolls around I don’t have to like think

about getting people presents

I often don’t get people presents people
don’t get me presence

and that sort of my grumpy attitude on

gift-giving in general thoughts you
sound like a horrible person

yeah I am NOT like a Scrooge a wrench if
you will that correct

on and people have gone mad at me cuz
I’d like opened up a little bit like

during a relationship like I don’t you
wish I could be nice to just like not

give gift yeah he can’t let her know
that all your love gets

it yet they like and it’s not because
they want gifts they like

look at this girl she and likes giving
get yeah I know I’m saying I love their

giving gifts as much as they love
receiving get there

you it grows art is beautiful yes like I
don’t care about gifts

I don’t even want stuff yeah and like
but I I’d like the app I like the idea

like an I’m a gift giver

I’m not necessarily like I love thinking
about like anniversary gifts but I do


I like to think about like 0 work like
pick up that would make this person


right in my world it’s like whenever I
give a gift and dislike what can I get

to not be in trouble after I give it

right like if I get you this thing you
can’t be mad at me right

that’s that this is not a bad gift
that’s the only that’s the only emotion

I’m looking to avoid

that’s a hard place to come from yeah
I’m a very unlike in terms i get some

the grumpy astray

antigos I gently on the misanthrope
there is yes you are

there’s a middle ground where I think
this girl could just get him something

but the the advice that we’re giving you
that it doesn’t really matter yeah guys

I sky like there to see you

that’s good that already going to be the
best like its have a nice anniversary

where you got to spend the day together

have great sex go out to a nice meal and
might do not make it about like

a big presentation up the gift I did you
should write it like write him something

that’s great

and if if he gives you a gift %uh the
best gift you can give him estimates be


oh my god this is the best gift ever
this is amazing catalyze yeah just be


and political appreciative up whatever
gift yet see whether it’s good or bad

that’s the best gift a bar

right to not feel like you fucked up
yeah that’s

I feel like I mean I’ve I said before I
would enter into a packed where nobody

has to get me again you actually say it
all yeah actually drafted a document

states you have people sign it sometimes

good God why do I hate gifts

done to you you’re nervous about getting
a bad gift

not getting a bad gift and I means I get
exam wanna bag gift giving you

your money yet bad or like having too
much meeting put in a gift like

oh why did you get me this a saying up
blah blah blah blah blah

right but that’s never actually happened
to me because I always fuckin break the


overcompensate I’ve given someone a
ninety five hundred dollar

yet you bought your ex ex-girlfriend a
ticket to space

I’m another guy yeah when she landed I
got her a Kia

Reds right yeah I read as a letter
looking up with Richard Branson up there

zero-g_ but I can get mad because there
was a fight over gift yet cuz you left

she left the earth’s atmosphere and then
there and there are no rules no cheating

boundaries as the chief the
International Space

technically when there’s no gravity
there are no rules right a

my that’s all get him whatever the fuck
you are exactly it doesn’t matter

and but if your guy holy shit yell

dude you better if I can think more than
twice a bank on a ship get

that’s that’s a big one it’s a big deal
today nursery

but side is that have the United States
as a hand

yeah we’re at a time address a that’s it

that’s over it’s done with a we’re still
accepting theme Sox emissions

that email address again if you have
your own problem are your own theme song


if I really show at gmail dot com the
first one was from a guy named

Eric strip Flor and this last one

is an entire two-minute long

is a parody parity yeah parity

but hey they’re delila that he rewrote
to be a theme song for us

great sell a stick around for that not
once from Jake

Jake from Canada the I am that’s it
thanks so much for listening to

everybody will be back

in a week

peace %uh

soon %uh yeah Banerjee Ganymede

you laugh young maybe even shed a tear
only issue


Asian ginger

does not always now

back then made in ER social virgins


tenderly in my band if you goin yes

you know

sign last time around it’s team


%uh who only show




only show


any show

many heard the news easy on June

love you shoes

which got to lose

sandwich musician

your use on me in me is with this dude
use a cell

is these two great deal

up in your arms it’s not only

oh yeah balmy show

the usual

oh yeah the new show

the usual I the usual




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