Episode 152: Litmus Test

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I I love that it is I

sir let miss a

hi all I’m a 16-year-old from Scotland

and I’m a bit in a bit other sticky sick
so mean my girlfriend split up a few

months ago because I had feelings for
another girl which later went away and

resulted in me

and my girlfriend getting back together
cut to now and my feelings for this

other girl has come back and I no longer
like my girlfriend at all

she’ll be very upset with this so I
don’t wanna split with her

just now as she is doing exams and it
would distract her a lot

also when we got back together her mom
said that she’d come to my house and

slap me if I broke up with her again
during her exams

I’m also pretty sure that this other
girl likes me

as we speak a lot in class and on
Facebook I’m thinking about doing it

this summer holiday which

I which is two months from now but I’m
not sure I know you guys have had

similar questions to this on the show
before

but I believe mine is different thanks
in advance

let miss alright let I very different

soul the issue of when to break up with
someone

well it is funny that he’s like I like
two different girl and then

I broke up with my girlfriend and I got
back together with her and I like this

girl again

is in that on it seems like you just
only like this girl when you can’t have

her

right well I think it’s weird to like
act on your feelings so much

like I had I had feelings for someone
else so I broke up with my girlfriend

and then those feelings run away so I
got back together with my girlfriend and

with a girl like her

I just either an hour no

you’re feeling feelings are kinda dumb
sometimes like though there has to be a

conversation that you have with your
feelings when they come up

like like you don’t have to act on your
feelings all the time not blindly

I’ll I took I hacked my feelings a lot
but I feel like there’s an

there’s gotta be a sort of checks and
balances system in place so who are the

three bodies

what’s the executive judicial
legislative branch have your body

I think its its heart

mind and soul what about dick being one
up on

deck is my soul %uh case of park behind
index all

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dick is everything

our deck only if they are gone yet

they give president Kenneth 3

as though a match in a marionette puppet
where the

the heart is like the Atlas our legs and
the mind is the

arms and the soul is the head and in the
puppet master the hand that holds it all

together is a dick and balls

and he is just started making that
puppet go ahead there in thayer their

high and I left then dry it’s funny that

the dick is your master a pic is surely
the massacres like

sometimes I see my dick when it’s like
give the king he was born to be

he is the only had like rock-hard radko

top with the world a little bit drunk
but not too drunk here’s the here’s a

joystick up himself that he is a
commercial loans there did either in the

morning or something after you’ve
masturbated the night before and you

wake up in is just a shriveled little
nothing military with a little

like a toilet that’s right he and his
age to hide cold and that is who your

true

a clear your deck is truly a battered
abused

a lukewarm sausage up you sell yes he is
the wharf in sheep’s clothing

and is she knows it’s cheap condo it’s
really is a cheap sheep in the deck is

this

a limp master is so add

anyway when you have feelings you check
in with everybody say I heart

what do you think mind what do you think
so what do you think dick I know I

get you think calm down things all the
time

cell add and then you know if you’re
still thinking like a I really don’t

like my girlfriend I really wanna

see where this other thing goes then you
break up their girlfriend

but breaking up is like passing a bill
you need like two thirds of the

the heart vote and then like it has to
go to the head and then the head has to

not

it better now that can veto it sure to
be like to listen i kno heart

want something but let’s stay irrational
here this girl likes issues actually

it’s a very practical good decision
maybe we should start a family together

I will veto my heart I don’t think I
don’t think had in detail heart and soul

/url so what who can veto the other two
dick is the only thing on the body with

minitel power and executive action
police said

didn’t pick up the phone dick has the
nuclear launch codes to

diecast to show that he really does have
a code

and he can launch the nukes a very well
you share you can any hat

in hurry is the master where he is the
nuke

up himself the day alone he is a
mushroom shaped cloud in itself very

true

but meaning

I think this guy can break up with his
girlfriend

is like really not feeling it be like
somebody else but you have to say

that mean they can’t get back together
with my girlfriend cuz you always will

second guess that kinda decision
disturbing a back to that pop punk song

would you say that she should have never
ever gotten back together

oh wow that’s really interesting talk to
your friends too hard by a friends talk

to me

yeah I become

a now that he is together should he wait
to break up with her

Diablo III definitely not just break up
it’s not his problem would you say

it is his problem but like you’re making
it worse by staying together

the what if it’s like oh she’s going
through a tough a straight right now

there’s never a good time to break up
with somebody but during school is worse

the end of school is worse than summer
break know how she has exams coming up

one we just let her focus on that and
then break up with her after some you

never really end up doing that though
because like when you’re

you’re not invest in a relationship it’s
not like you’re the boy from the that

that person deserves it at this time in
like the exams are gonna be stressful

because you’re a pillar of support

you’re gonna be call disconnected
uncaring

the computers somebody and they’re gonna
be stressed out about their latest

relationship there’s there’s something
wrong and he said no everything’s binder

to be like

very very distracted by the from the
exams

by you you you’re saying it’s impossible
to actually once you decide to break up

with someone sweep it under the rug so
much that it seems fine until you are

ready very very hard

heading on a mural I don’t think
anything’s impossible I believe in the

power of the universe absolutely for the
dick is the true master if you decide

that should wait the jail he is also
like God

up behind oh my god

that the creators and the destroyer

up hmm a

soul you do if your him do it I’ll yeah
I would break up with this girl now if I

didn’t like her

I would wait you don’t want you don’t
want to give her any more

anger ammunition nation and it seems
like the moms gonna be really mad at you

so if you wait and then it’s like hey
I’m sorry I was distant but I really

didn’t want to do it during your

exams I don’t think she can get mad I
would get really mad at that

shoosh I would say well how you stayed
with me a month longer than you wanted

me and you and you let me know

I that’s right you like a fucking idiot
when people do that yeah but

II I thought I would do that because
your mom said she would slap me if I did

it again great so now I’m mad at you and
my mom but that doesn’t matter because I

I no longer am in a relationship with
you I did you hire but on

I would rather carry on your saying I
don’t care about it I’ll eat it yet but

then I care about them enough to delay
it

so that it doesn’t really matter
carolinians yes it is

no it’s not because the I don’t want to
make her failed heard at Hathway caring

about somebody’s feelings

with Carrie that scary about your own
feelings no you don’t feel guilty by

making your

Baylor exams but isn’t it wouldn’t it be
easier for me to just do it right now

and say I don’t care about your exam so
I hardest thing because you’re

you don’t want to do it right now you
think there’s going to be more

convenient time for you to do it you’ll
feel better when you do it at this

other time yeah he’ll feel better yeah
there’s never a world where she’s like

thank you for waiting till after my exam
no rate this is exactly what I needed to

be broken on you when I’m that you’re
putting words in my mouth and i frankly

do appreciate it

a hundred percent honesty and in this
situation and I think sometimes a little

white lie

I can go a long way it I agree I also
like the way it liar occasionally

I think when it comes to you breaking up
or stay together

nobody wants to feel like they got duped
you don’t I didn’t get duped baby I just

didn’t want you distracted I wanted you
to focus on your exams now that the

summer is upon us

goal of have a good day

Reuters enjoy the June July and August
two weeks

see this is what I don’t like your the
gatekeeper somebody else’s feelings when

you do that to you

I promised her mom and now the moms
gonna slap me you deserve to be slapped

in this situation violated I would be
desired to be slapped

yeah I I don’t know what to say man I
think I disagree

and not only that I think I’m right
what’s hey let’s call for the vote on

the podcast

how do we do that then we we done it
before the

where it is minutely this is only the
second we don’t disagree often

sure I were with the meddling yeah again
as I trees we treat your answer at us

your answer and a I think

you should have any right now and I
don’t care about this girls exams

or be one Tuan to either in New York
don’t say my answer saying without care

about the exam I care about the exams
fine I

you care more about the human being it’s
better to break up

immediately okay and I say it’s better
to break up after the exams

okay I’d love to hear what you guys
think

please please write it down on a napkin
and throw it away

occurs the second you guys get a fucking
podcast is the second i’d give a shit

about any of your opinions

are really easy to show his bark data
but the fit

mmm no please do treated at Jake and
Amir

or at Jake Hurwitz an alleged now that
I’m right

to let both the bus so we so we can
actually tabulate the results

yeah and don’t just route for Jake
because I i’ve been like extra abrasive

and confident my answer

like don’t let thats wat u the air will
use its way admits that it with a little

bit because they see what kinda person
per year olds their

answering in a kind gentle way but
you’re actually making it worse

and I’d hate for people to just us see
how that the envelope that years

delivering and not the actual content of
the pack

believe there’s a there is that I should
come from my and again we just have him

you know you’ve done say a word to you

you’ve got a nice velvet red boxing
you’ve taken a diarrhea

shit net and it looks really nice when
it comes in and then she opens it and it

smells like hot diarrhea tell you what
they’re both packages the gadget but

would you rather open the shit and rode
away a media had a rather

would you rather let this shit linger in
the closet per year I’d rather you get

it I’d rather

focus on my exams do well on my studies
and then dropped the bomb after the you

think you could do on your exams you got
broken up with yeah I think that

that creates a part of my brain that s
the deal with this thing and I can’t

focus on this

the studying if I’m dealing with the
breakup at the same time

but if he does dealing with a bad
relationship that’s that well thats

the EPA issue doesn’t know that it’s
better list chap

that relationship harry wants to break
up a somewhat but not any other person

doesn’t know about it

as long as she’s living in an ignorant
bliss will existence during the exams

then I I think it’ll be worth more worth
it to break up with her

after the exams p shit

sorry a

I need another I I need another woman’s
name

Amir Blumenfeld here right see i’d how
about a girls name like the shake-up

her not Jacob Jessica I no way

who threw clothes and a coke head for a
had

to Jane a health a Jessica

I Jessica rights so I’ve been home from
school for a summer break for about a

week now and

everything’s been pretty chill but
recently things have gotten

not chill my brother just turned 14 and
i think is pretty normal as normal is

going to get

recently he’s been acting weird as shit

now this boy know that I am into scary
movies initiate

and he has literally been acting like
he’s possessed

for the past couple of days one that I
came downstairs he was just staring into

the stove in the dark

and first time like whatever he’s just
being stupid when I called his name he

wouldn’t answer me

I went to my I went about my business
and was cleaning my room which is in the

back at the house that night

now I had to go around the corner trough
threat to throw some stuff away and he

was standing around the corner in the
dark hallway with a sock on as an

whatever that’s normal I thought but
then he started to bang on the wall for

no reason

then I went around the corner one more
time he was standing there in the dark

doorway with scissors in his family he
wanted to kill me

now I’m 99 percent sure that he’s not
possess then is just fucking with me

but how can I make a 100 percent sure
that he

isn’t actually possessed by some demon I

should I call a priest through something

killer not about that life deuces

Jessica Jessica

I’m I’m almost a hundred percent sure is
not a demand that but

ok and I V up under present showing a
little annoying for sure

might be a demon living and thought I’d
known

there might do there won’t be a small
devil man living in them obviously that

sounds insane that’s why I’m 19 April
ensure that he is the exact problem not

an

imp it’d probably not need to be
exercise but

what it is appearance sake news in every
my little brother

a poltergeist if you will the letter B
is a glove themself

at Albany that Gould revel in goblin
manner

a kind evaporation UConn the other so
slim I don’t even want to entertain the

notion but if it happens a hundred times
what are the times he will be in fact

that goes to man

weatherbee is indeed a ghoul what do I
do if he is in fact possessed by a demon

he was staring into was still you
withholding a sock he was being a wall

years

years the DL scissors he is losing
delivered a day

yes that is correct at I

do believe you yeah it is he’s possessed

oh my god by a by the devil incarnate

who there’s no and the reason you’d be
staring it was still

he walks among us he’s not trying to
just fuck with you Jessica he’s probably

a double man today

but a book

I know all brothers are a pain in the
ass but my little brothers do a sated

I love the ass up

hmm and I am Elaine brother the ghoul

I I trigger failed Disney pilot

but the subject my possessed a brother

so it sounds like she’s sorta getting
into the idea that he is indeed

possessed

a good way to know if he’s possessed or
not is that can’t be possessed so it’s

not pathetic media

like possessed is an actual thing that
happened I know he was staring into a

stealth

but there is a change is trying to mess
with the HSC

right what you have to do is just like
really dull at I E

I’m his coming as a as a brother who
fights with people a lot

I think this is what you do. next time
you like really freaky yeah

looking at the stove not say anything
like holding a pair of scissors

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other you can keep a straight face if
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stomach yeah then he disappears

the other thing a vida AP if he does
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the man I but that’s a long way that’s
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I Wow quick take: is the devil

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so I’m just the fighter I another thats
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your you think I’m a spider its his
thing is funny

you think what people used to do it
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you have to be a snake to do that’s how
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much distaste after the fact pretty cool

I his son you have we taken the break a
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mmm when I stopped for a second that’s
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week we took a beat and that’s why the
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the break sectional regis alright I’m
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a beat when you said we’re going to take
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singing

I know it show dot com and then it’ll be
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at their battle Pausini yeah it just
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can stick it in fact yeah

I guess I know that but like every
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you 81 at least one so you fell asleep
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I the bill is the best podcast ever up

a podcast which is me snoring would you
think I would snow are based on how I

look

I yes will know how you look

but the if I hung around you for a lil
because your mouth breather

and that’s all it takes I think snorers
are big people and I’m not a big person

but I still snore

weather is used to i think is because
you you’re a back sleeper you

I’m a side sleeper I think if you sleep
with your mouth open

I remember exactly but exhibit their
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I hear your phone a little bit from I
think sleeping with your mouth closed as

one of the hardest

like i cant d sleep with your mouth
closed I don’t snore

i think thats so hard like one breathing
through your

now billion through nose for eight hours
like that seems really really hard for

me

and also like if you look at tix extra
effort it have your mouth closed

like when I’m a completely at rest and
slack-jawed

I don’t mind other people to have that
he had just like naturally shot

I guess thats abut

her if your master

stay with me for a second yeah yeah

I’m sure that now he okay what

a Jesus Christ this is so cool to have
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on the pike and is that the show Europe
I think yeah

I really didn’t think so you’re like
really milking that place value in

millions way

les lleva a your yeah okay

go ahead say it yes

I mean there’s no other way to do it but
red tide coming n

here it is here and it feels like God I
feel like I’m airing my dirty hun 3309

if it

Rd area by the way you said it event
that you have your my player and I guess

okay income I will be spent you how’s
your eyes and open your minds

ready hmm if your mouth this shot

and there’s literally no other way to
say it but the way I’m gonna do I ruling

it because it’s certainly the Longhorns

up in there okay Europe but levy lately
keep that though it’s a rather

put together idea simply put together
actually to put it simply quite actually

oh my god it’s so cool alright so here

wasn’t from the top your oversell I’m
not over something and I’m under

delivering it

if your mouth is to be closed earth
sorry

that at realigned if your mouth

is shot yes you feel better yeah

okay back after part 1 if your mouth
shut

and tell them apart did open it is
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so if your mouth is shut peckinpah

both there too just do it a a year ago

if you’re out the shower just do it you
Mar I am no

stop it okay area yet say it if year

say what if your map nighter Fisher

actually others that once and i know i
does it cause I think I came I came out

the shower I just sent I get a set

all right go ahead here we go if your
mouth shut you

we have to take a break way home we have
on certain perspective Rick

you’re a butt it perfect

not is Ryan’s yeah but like it doesn’t
really mean anything to anybody that

didn’t hear the whole entire leading
because then like

your mouth can be shot at any time quiet
while addressing the master

I but I am the master

and I will not be spoken to you that way

you’re right I’m sorry sale nada más

I’m going to you select

your saluted stand down soldier

I am I really sitting down master that
included up

whom a alright one last question

share this one is very red

from I

mmm II this one is written in all caps

I up so we need a girls name

Tracy like bath to Tracy

a bad reason rights keep in mind this is
all caps

hey guys just wanna say I love you guys
I’m in a bit of a pickle though I met a

guy about two months ago at a club and
we went back home to his place

we did that do and it was awesome we’ve
been texting and see each other

almost every weekend since what I
thought was a playful little hot cup

staying seems to be evolving into
something more serious

or at least I think it is I don’t really
know which is why I need your help

like he makes romantic tutu he makes
romantic gestures sometimes like

waking me up early to walk on a trail as
the Sun was rising and it was hella romantic

also after a long session apart core
fucking we cuddle and snuggle

affectionately

I’ve had breakfast with him I’ve
explored the town with him

it seemed kinda relationship P

I’ve had fuck buddies before in the past
and this don’t seem like one of those

kinda relationships

he’s super nice and always calls me
beautiful

but am I just being naive is he taking
advantage of my overly girly romance

loving nature desi only enjoy fucking me
I’m so lost I’m starting to catch

feelings for this guy but I don’t want
to get my heart broken

help me out peace love

treesome trace then so

it sounds like she’s only had butt
buddies before so this thing is real

roellinger role what’s going on you and
on of are high

K think get as well as the lead with a
ride the telephone

plays and a fucking get it we fuckin any
the affectionate afterward yeah I’m not

just before issue nice to me afterwards
will do things like cuddle affection and

you’re you’re you’re not naive this is
pretty normal

up a relationship when a guy like for
you he he he introduced me to his pay

market that’s what the fuck is going on
in your library on might

it might hurt like is this ok official
if

if toward wedding day is any years any
arian gay you’re like making placement

in a Shiite neighborhood all you know
what to think it’s like hella tight I

also

is he using me yeah receipt is gonna
pump in dont me once we say that we are

really really by PPP contract own
marriage were engaged to Wed were

married for to each other

I believe we have a child of us you
somebody for their pussy

after youth but with them a bunch let
you wouldn’t be nice to them

just to have sex with them me right cuz
you already had sex with them

so that’s when I feel like you year

the you know the the stereo tape

is that your nice and alien youth that
you show somebody that you want to be

more than a relationship then you have
sex

and then you pull away he when it’s
going the other way when you’re fucking

and then he is taking you out on

semantic stroll this cuddly you
affectionately

and still fucking you as well then thats

thats it that’s the way it’s supposed to
go that

that’s normal that’s the usual I

the coddling seems like it could go
either way like what else are you

supposed to do even if it’s just a court
in scuttling for your gonna lay

but like wake you up early for us on
right knee high sunrise hike

after you fuck the person likes if you
if you’re not into that person you save

that move for somebody have

forty yeah

I hand well let her Hancock copy paper
pieced

a pic I

people in stark today

turned into a crow appear a crane love
yourself

appraiser David Crane appears there

yeah I

so don’t worry lady doesn’t seem like he
is Justin F buddy

it seems like you he likes you for real
yeah if you like someone

well the first thing you like about them
as physical you on a bone them

your analytical in addition to that I
like their personality I wanna take them

on a

i’d first one to put their body then you
wanna fuck their mind

all and lastly their soul

and certainly heart a

and then you can blow their God AKA
their dick away

that is correct for he is the puppet
master he is the true master in fact

I want my god to not be attached to me

that he is more important than a hand

sat down to go I guy

now with the the flag I live a

throwing it like a wet passed on the
wall to see this text

Reist dude and the show I yeah

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